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Heretic-mo here. What goes on in Catholic mass?

Some priest wearing a fancy costume spreads some incense out...
Slate Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen
  01/14/18
Sadly, the Latin went away in 1965. There's a reading from t...
Soul-stirring iridescent quadroon
  01/14/18
But you still get DAT INCENSE BALL? No Latin is a bit TTT
Slate Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen
  01/14/18
Not typically ime
Magenta excitant gas station
  01/14/18
big swinging incense balls every time this neck of the woods...
Crystalline marvelous orchestra pit knife
  01/14/18
usually only for special occasions. maybe every time if you ...
Soul-stirring iridescent quadroon
  01/14/18
Ah gotcha Yall have bomb ass hymns or you singing the sa...
Slate Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen
  01/14/18
Chant is the bombass part. Hymns are kinda ttt imho.
Filthy famous landscape painting
  01/14/18
...
bateful autistic house pisswyrm
  01/14/18
cr re: chants. there's a world of difference between traditi...
glittery reading party
  01/14/18
Literally none of what you said
Bipolar partner state
  01/14/18
I go to Latin MASS. So do some other poasters. Here is a t...
Filthy famous landscape painting
  01/14/18
I always go to high Mass because I'm in the choir.
Chartreuse jewess filthpig
  01/15/18
I also go to mass high on occasion
yellow lodge
  01/17/18
https://youtu.be/aqIl7IB3n4g
Filthy famous landscape painting
  01/14/18
veils in church is a 180 custom, i'm glad it's starting to c...
glittery reading party
  01/14/18
surprised at how many people there are in walmart jogging pa...
Crystalline marvelous orchestra pit knife
  01/14/18
We have to start somewhere. My parish has a rubric for dres...
Filthy famous landscape painting
  01/14/18
Have you ever seen the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ry...
impertinent lascivious gay wizard point
  01/14/18
...
azure legal warrant
  01/14/18
spin, ratfucks
multi-colored ivory ratface
  01/14/18
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primrose piazza
  01/17/18
according to Catholics, the literal exact same thing as Good...
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/14/18
Song Intro to mass Old Testament reading Song Ne...
Rebellious tanning salon chad
  01/14/18
Act of contrition at the start is 180
bateful autistic house pisswyrm
  01/14/18
protip: Christ already died for your sins and forgiveness is...
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/14/18
explain limp wristed protestants who accept proposition that...
Mischievous Umber Goyim
  01/15/18
Everything that isn't five-point calvinism is just catholic-...
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/16/18
acts define faith faggot
grizzly main people
  01/16/18
man has no free will since the fall and total depravity make...
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/16/18
dude you sound like a huge faggot and you would not be welco...
grizzly main people
  01/16/18
i don't want to be part of a church full of superstition and...
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/16/18
(guy trying to justify his own behavior)
azure legal warrant
  01/16/18
(guy who thinks a literal socialist can forgive sins for fol...
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/16/18
Absolutely Devastating
tripping motley hall
  01/17/18
Song sprinkling of water introit kyrie Gloria collects ...
Chartreuse jewess filthpig
  01/15/18
ET VERBUM CARO FACTUM EST *kneels*
Filthy famous landscape painting
  01/16/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFjvCn_Ka4 https://www.y...
Filthy famous landscape painting
  01/16/18
180
Chartreuse jewess filthpig
  01/17/18
120 the Psalter hymns are 180 https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/17/18
lol @ this insanity
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/17/18
might as well throw in a CREDO https://www.youtube.com/...
Filthy famous landscape painting
  01/16/18
Here's a Mass we did recently https://m.youtube.com/watch?...
Chartreuse jewess filthpig
  01/17/18
...
Buff affirmative action mediation
  01/16/18
Assfaggot runs day game, cold approaches in a pukka shell ne...
bateful autistic house pisswyrm
  01/17/18
Vatican II was a mistake
Pungent Parlour Old Irish Cottage
  01/17/18
agreed, it makes romanism seem far more benign than it is
Wonderful hospital hairy legs
  01/17/18
during which part do they molest young boys?
lime meetinghouse coffee pot
  01/17/18


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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen

Some priest wearing a fancy costume spreads some incense out of a ball, says a bunch of things in Latin, churchgoers cross each other a bunch and say Hail Marys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156141)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring iridescent quadroon

Sadly, the Latin went away in 1965. There's a reading from the OT and NT. The priest gives a speech called a homiliy. Then you get body and blood of christ literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156153)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen

But you still get DAT INCENSE BALL?

No Latin is a bit TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156158)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Magenta excitant gas station

Not typically ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156162)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Crystalline marvelous orchestra pit knife

big swinging incense balls every time this neck of the woods



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156596)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring iridescent quadroon

usually only for special occasions. maybe every time if you have a large parish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156167)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen

Ah gotcha

Yall have bomb ass hymns or you singing the same Kyrie Eleison and Gloria in Excelsis Deo stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156176)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Filthy famous landscape painting

Chant is the bombass part. Hymns are kinda ttt imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156541)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: bateful autistic house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156571)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: glittery reading party

cr re: chants. there's a world of difference between traditional (e.g. counter-reformation) hymns in 4/4 and VCII hippy noise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156601)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Bipolar partner state

Literally none of what you said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156587)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Filthy famous landscape painting

I go to Latin MASS. So do some other poasters. Here is a typical high MASS. I normally go to low mass, but will go to high MASS when I need a Gregorian chant fix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156534)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse jewess filthpig

I always go to high Mass because I'm in the choir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164738)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: yellow lodge

I also go to mass high on occasion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179664)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Filthy famous landscape painting

https://youtu.be/aqIl7IB3n4g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156535)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: glittery reading party

veils in church is a 180 custom, i'm glad it's starting to come back in tradcon circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156552)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Crystalline marvelous orchestra pit knife

surprised at how many people there are in walmart jogging pants at a high latin mass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156586)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Filthy famous landscape painting

We have to start somewhere. My parish has a rubric for dress. Many do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156634)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: impertinent lascivious gay wizard point

Have you ever seen the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan? It's like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156538)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: azure legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156598)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: multi-colored ivory ratface

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156742)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: primrose piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174049)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

according to Catholics, the literal exact same thing as Good Friday except "unbloody"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156583)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Rebellious tanning salon chad

Song

Intro to mass

Old Testament reading

Song

New Testament reading

Song

Reading from the gospel

Homilie

Nicene Creed

Collecting donations to church

Beginning of the Eucharist process

Peace be with you section of mass

The eucharist

Song

Announcements

Closing of the mass

Song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156600)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: bateful autistic house pisswyrm

Act of contrition at the start is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156708)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

protip: Christ already died for your sins and forgiveness is through faith alone, not your acts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35156746)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:32 PM
Author: Mischievous Umber Goyim

explain limp wristed protestants who accept proposition that "Faith --> Acts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164786)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

Everything that isn't five-point calvinism is just catholic-lite; anglicans, lutherans, methodists, etc. are catholics in denial

also calvinism is the only doctrine with dat intellectual RIGOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172629)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: grizzly main people

acts define faith faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172666)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

man has no free will since the fall and total depravity makes him completely unable to even know, let alone choose, to do good from evil - in other words, humans are totally depraved in mind, body, and soul, you cannot choose to do good, abstain from evil, or to love God as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172681)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: grizzly main people

dude you sound like a huge faggot and you would not be welcome in my church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172691)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

i don't want to be part of a church full of superstition and idolatry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172701)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: azure legal warrant

(guy trying to justify his own behavior)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172784)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

(guy who thinks a literal socialist can forgive sins for following him on twitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172820)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: tripping motley hall

Absolutely Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179705)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse jewess filthpig

Song

sprinkling of water

introit

kyrie

Gloria

collects

epistle

gradual

alleluia

gospel

homily

credo

offertory

eucharist stuff

sanctus

agnus dei

communion

last gospel

song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35164819)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Filthy famous landscape painting

ET VERBUM CARO FACTUM EST

*kneels*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172930)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Filthy famous landscape painting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFjvCn_Ka4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysyPGf26KqE (very 180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172956)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse jewess filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174046)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

120

the Psalter hymns are 180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dl0SXS_QiY&list=PL2VxzxZQux_vHulp-R8YDqPzsN6CXnb5Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179647)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

lol @ this insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Filthy famous landscape painting

might as well throw in a CREDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmMmkfK93co

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172965)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Chartreuse jewess filthpig

Here's a Mass we did recently

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wVaD2_RmO8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35174104)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Buff affirmative action mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35172950)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:58 AM
Author: bateful autistic house pisswyrm

Assfaggot runs day game, cold approaches in a pukka shell necklace and Sperrys in winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35173653)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: Pungent Parlour Old Irish Cottage

Vatican II was a mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179667)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Wonderful hospital hairy legs

agreed, it makes romanism seem far more benign than it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35179730)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: lime meetinghouse coffee pot

during which part do they molest young boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859611&forum_id=2#35180013)