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RSF's dad tapping champagne flute in middle of post-verdict celebratory dinner:

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. ...
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OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're c...
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: disrespectful boyish office

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. clears throat*

Good evening, I just want to thank everyone for putting in so much effort, all those long nights over the past two years, and what felt like 25 hour days this last week in one of the most grueling trials I've ever been part of. it wasn't easy but it's what allowed us to secure such a great result for our clients. you all absolutely deserve to celebrate this accomplishment.

But I also wanted to open it up to my son, RSF, for a second. Of course, he has his hands in a lot of big projects right now so he wasn't able to work on the case as much as he wanted to, but after we got done with the local reporters he told me he *also* got some big news recently, and I'd love us to all hear about it together. So, RSF, the floor is yours! [pause] RSF? RSF...?

*RSF swiping away at iPhone X with right hand, picking at nose with left jerks head upward after a sharp elbow from mom, pushes chair back and does the little halfway standup thing*

Oh yeah yeah, right dad. So I went on zozo, you know that law board I frequent, and posted those pictures from my beach trip last week and then did a write-up of coming back doing the emirates private suites experience. It literally had over 150 replies from MAF NOWAGs in like an hour. I also think I identified another sock puppet JJC keeps using to make it seem like there's actual sudos making fun of me, not just irate azns obsessed with following me around.

Oh yeah, and google images emailed me back and said they'd finally take down that picture of us after the derby two years ago in our seersuckers your guy made for us where it looked like I'd pissed myself, but I totally *didn't* piss myself it was just some MAF NOWAG who snuck up and threw his mint julep at my lap because all the girls in his group were into me and whispering about me and betting each other whether they had any shot at going home with me and yeah, so ... [RSF's voice trails off and he pauses (a few seconds too long to keep the silence from growing awkward) like he's trying to remember something else he'd planned to mention, but eventually just shrugging his shoulders as if acknowledging "nope, I lost it"]

*[beat] and then RSF sits back down ... opens iPhone X to check if zozo thread has any new replies*

[cut to reaction shot:]

*RSF's dad wincing, slumping noticeably at the shoulders like a balloon that's just starting to deflate ... letting out deep but inaudible sigh*

[and cut to:]

*after ~45 seconds of checking xo on his phone, RSF's right hand returns to swiping repetitively ... after 90 seconds RSF's left hand begins working its way back up towards his nostrils*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156753)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sexy kitty tattoo

*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely Sunday with a pathetic, cringeworthy bad stab at humor*

leave it to the pros you sloppy titted bag of shit! LOL @ how i've broken (if it's possible to further damage) your brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156764)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Vigorous business firm tank

Rook! Risten!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Lascivious naked private investor

I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works you dumb gook, it's for calling out your obvious pumos posing as non gooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159229)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: Appetizing submissive base half-breed

lmao @ RSF

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy gunner pistol

Risten!!!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: cordovan rambunctious nursing home selfie

it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156784)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: disrespectful boyish office

OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're cool now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156802)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: cordovan rambunctious nursing home selfie

carry on, then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156808)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: cerebral parlor

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Lascivious naked private investor

he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless piece of shit you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: disrespectful boyish office

you know, he actually did say something very similar to me one time.

but not a second time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156829)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: cordovan rambunctious nursing home selfie



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: trip theater stage

actual lol

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: garnet rigor kitty cat

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Slate forum legal warrant



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: cerebral parlor



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: titillating pozpig internal respiration



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: arousing chestnut roast beef



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Lascivious naked private investor

No one is buying your tough guy schtick you blubbery faggot. You should be ashamed you hit your father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156888)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: wild nudist toaster factory reset button

hey quick question... which of your two dads did you enjoy getting fucked by more when you were 9?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157245)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Cobalt Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: January 15th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: peach histrionic university dopamine



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: disrespectful boyish office

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead athletic conference



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Mahogany bossy jew



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: floppy know-it-all new version milk

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: racy scourge upon the earth preventive strike



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine vivacious lodge



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: abusive electric theatre

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:14 AM
Author: primrose community account

lmao

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: Ruddy Abode

lol

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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:44 AM
Author: comical bespoke school philosopher-king



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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Motley step-uncle's house dog poop

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: mustard hunting ground



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Cobalt Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: charismatic misunderstood skinny woman



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Umber ratface space

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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: titillating pozpig internal respiration



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Sickened french chef hospital

Lmao

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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: supple antidepressant drug mad cow disease



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: olive dysfunction



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone heady meetinghouse



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Date: February 27th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz newt



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: dull mind-boggling love of her life



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: wild nudist toaster factory reset button

shut the fuck up nigger

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead athletic conference



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: cerebral parlor



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Slate forum legal warrant

180

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: arousing chestnut roast beef

I think his obsession with airlines and flying might have something to do with his wanting to feel close to his dad's success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156866)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: henna pocket flask



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Unholy reading party pit



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: trip theater stage



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy gunner pistol

175

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Yellow Dingle Berry Prole

177

Brilliant setup, weak conclusion

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: arousing chestnut roast beef

Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157601)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Appetizing submissive base half-breed

If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159810)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Awkward disgusting chapel

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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: ebony zombie-like principal's office

Tl;dr

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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy gunner pistol



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Date: January 17th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: balding claret persian



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz newt



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Unholy reading party pit



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz newt



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: hideous cuck



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35315942)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone heady meetinghouse

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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:57 PM
Author: Grizzly soul-stirring macaca box office



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