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RSF's dad tapping champagne flute in middle of post-verdict celebratory dinner:

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. ...
Puce Mad Cow Disease
  01/14/18
*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely ...
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Rook! Risten!
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I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works y...
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lmao @ RSF
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  01/15/18
Risten!!!
Aromatic liquid oxygen senate
  01/15/18
it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?
bronze geriatric toaster
  01/14/18
OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're c...
Puce Mad Cow Disease
  01/14/18
carry on, then
bronze geriatric toaster
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blue mother
  01/14/18
he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless p...
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you know, he actually did say something very similar to me o...
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bronze geriatric toaster
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actual lol
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hey quick question... which of your two dads did you enjoy g...
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blue mother
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177 Brilliant setup, weak conclusion
Mind-boggling range
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Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads
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yellow property
  01/15/18
If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!
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hey HEY HEYYYYY DIS IS RAWBORT
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Puce Mad Cow Disease

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. clears throat*

Good evening, I just want to thank everyone for putting in so much effort, all those long nights over the past two years, and what felt like 25 hour days this last week in one of the most grueling trials I've ever been part of. it wasn't easy but it's what allowed us to secure such a great result for our clients. you all absolutely deserve to celebrate this accomplishment.

But I also wanted to open it up to my son, RSF, for a second. Of course, he has his hands in a lot of big projects right now so he wasn't able to work on the case as much as he wanted to, but after we got done with the local reporters he told me he *also* got some big news recently, and I'd love us to all hear about it together. So, RSF, the floor is yours! [pause] RSF? RSF...?

*RSF swiping away at iPhone X with right hand, picking at nose with left jerks head upward after a sharp elbow from mom, pushes chair back and does the little halfway standup thing*

Oh yeah yeah, right dad. So I went on zozo, you know that law board I frequent, and posted those pictures from my beach trip last week and then did a write-up of coming back doing the emirates private suites experience. It literally had over 150 replies from MAF NOWAGs in like an hour. I also think I identified another sock puppet JJC keeps using to make it seem like there's actual sudos making fun of me, not just irate azns obsessed with following me around.

Oh yeah, and google images emailed me back and said they'd finally take down that picture of us after the derby two years ago in our seersuckers your guy made for us where it looked like I'd pissed myself, but I totally *didn't* piss myself it was just some MAF NOWAG who snuck up and threw his mint julep at my lap because all the girls in his group were into me and whispering about me and betting each other whether they had any shot at going home with me and yeah, so ... [RSF's voice trails off and he pauses (a few seconds too long to keep the silence from growing awkward) like he's trying to remember something else he'd planned to mention, but eventually just shrugging his shoulders as if acknowledging "nope, I lost it"]

*[beat] and then RSF sits back down ... opens iPhone X to check if zozo thread has any new replies*

[cut to reaction shot:]

*RSF's dad wincing, slumping noticeably at the shoulders like a balloon that's just starting to deflate ... letting out deep but inaudible sigh*

[and cut to:]

*after ~45 seconds of checking xo on his phone, RSF's right hand returns to swiping repetitively ... after 90 seconds RSF's left hand begins working its way back up towards his nostrils*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156753)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: lemon sandwich public bath

*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely Sunday with a pathetic, cringeworthy bad stab at humor*

leave it to the pros you sloppy titted bag of shit! LOL @ how i've broken (if it's possible to further damage) your brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156764)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Stage Generalized Bond

Rook! Risten!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156814)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Adventurous famous landscape painting mental disorder

I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works you dumb gook, it's for calling out your obvious pumos posing as non gooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159229)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: brass cruise ship potus

lmao @ RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159273)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Aromatic liquid oxygen senate

Risten!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: bronze geriatric toaster

it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156784)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Puce Mad Cow Disease

OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're cool now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156802)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: bronze geriatric toaster

carry on, then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156808)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: blue mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156809)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Adventurous famous landscape painting mental disorder

he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless piece of shit you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Puce Mad Cow Disease

you know, he actually did say something very similar to me one time.

but not a second time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156829)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: bronze geriatric toaster



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: bespoke fragrant church building

actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156848)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Wonderful low-t black woman half-breed

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156851)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: razzle national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156855)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: blue mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156856)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Flatulent Odious University Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156864)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: zombie-like disturbing nowag athletic conference



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Adventurous famous landscape painting mental disorder

No one is buying your tough guy schtick you blubbery faggot. You should be ashamed you hit your father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156888)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: glassy sanctuary private investor

hey quick question... which of your two dads did you enjoy getting fucked by more when you were 9?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157245)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: yellow property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159233)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Topaz Self-centered Queen Of The Night Native



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Puce Mad Cow Disease

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Stirring mustard field



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: brindle idea he suggested



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: submissive faggotry



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Metal halford



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: wine filthy theater dopamine

Boart TREASURE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157286)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone parlour



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Lime Sweet Tailpipe Point



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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: green travel guidebook

180000

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:14 AM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit

lmao

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: misunderstood candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159137)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:44 AM
Author: mint meetinghouse international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Balding rehab fat ankles

Lmao

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: cracking adulterous alpha



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: yellow property

180

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Bipolar philosopher-king



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: exhilarant quadroon plaza

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35161161)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Flatulent Odious University Shitlib



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: flickering clear institution really tough guy

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35177589)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Mischievous Elastic Band



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating bawdyhouse psychic



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: floppy walnut indian lodge



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Date: February 27th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic box office multi-billionaire



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Overrated jap station



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: glassy sanctuary private investor

shut the fuck up nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156835)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Stirring mustard field



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: blue mother



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: razzle national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156828)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: zombie-like disturbing nowag athletic conference

I think his obsession with airlines and flying might have something to do with his wanting to feel close to his dad's success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156866)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: garnet pocket flask



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic den old irish cottage



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: bespoke fragrant church building



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Aromatic liquid oxygen senate

175

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling range

177

Brilliant setup, weak conclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157517)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: zombie-like disturbing nowag athletic conference

Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157601)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: yellow property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159236)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: brass cruise ship potus

If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159810)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Violent violet market

hey

HEY

HEYYYYY

DIS IS RAWBORT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159823)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Coffee Pot Forum

Tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35162375)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Aromatic liquid oxygen senate



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Date: January 17th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: chrome charismatic hell giraffe



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic box office multi-billionaire



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic den old irish cottage



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic box office multi-billionaire



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: cobalt regret lettuce



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: floppy walnut indian lodge

wow.

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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Ruddy hot stead azn



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:57 PM
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