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RSF's dad tapping champagne flute in middle of post-verdict celebratory dinner:

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. ...
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OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're c...
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: wonderful sweet tailpipe area

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. clears throat*

Good evening, I just want to thank everyone for putting in so much effort, all those long nights over the past two years, and what felt like 25 hour days this last week in one of the most grueling trials I've ever been part of. it wasn't easy but it's what allowed us to secure such a great result for our clients. you all absolutely deserve to celebrate this accomplishment.

But I also wanted to open it up to my son, RSF, for a second. Of course, he has his hands in a lot of big projects right now so he wasn't able to work on the case as much as he wanted to, but after we got done with the local reporters he told me he *also* got some big news recently, and I'd love us to all hear about it together. So, RSF, the floor is yours! [pause] RSF? RSF...?

*RSF swiping away at iPhone X with right hand, picking at nose with left jerks head upward after a sharp elbow from mom, pushes chair back and does the little halfway standup thing*

Oh yeah yeah, right dad. So I went on zozo, you know that law board I frequent, and posted those pictures from my beach trip last week and then did a write-up of coming back doing the emirates private suites experience. It literally had over 150 replies from MAF NOWAGs in like an hour. I also think I identified another sock puppet JJC keeps using to make it seem like there's actual sudos making fun of me, not just irate azns obsessed with following me around.

Oh yeah, and google images emailed me back and said they'd finally take down that picture of us after the derby two years ago in our seersuckers your guy made for us where it looked like I'd pissed myself, but I totally *didn't* piss myself it was just some MAF NOWAG who snuck up and threw his mint julep at my lap because all the girls in his group were into me and whispering about me and betting each other whether they had any shot at going home with me and yeah, so ... [RSF's voice trails off and he pauses (a few seconds too long to keep the silence from growing awkward) like he's trying to remember something else he'd planned to mention, but eventually just shrugging his shoulders as if acknowledging "nope, I lost it"]

*[beat] and then RSF sits back down ... opens iPhone X to check if zozo thread has any new replies*

[cut to reaction shot:]

*RSF's dad wincing, slumping noticeably at the shoulders like a balloon that's just starting to deflate ... letting out deep but inaudible sigh*

[and cut to:]

*after ~45 seconds of checking xo on his phone, RSF's right hand returns to swiping repetitively ... after 90 seconds RSF's left hand begins working its way back up towards his nostrils*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156753)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse exhilarant lay cuck

*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely Sunday with a pathetic, cringeworthy bad stab at humor*

leave it to the pros you sloppy titted bag of shit! LOL @ how i've broken (if it's possible to further damage) your brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156764)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: alcoholic mind-boggling indian lodge lettuce

Rook! Risten!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant whorehouse



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage hunting ground

I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works you dumb gook, it's for calling out your obvious pumos posing as non gooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159229)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: Crawly piazza

lmao @ RSF

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Violent Meetinghouse

Risten!!!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: rambunctious market

it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156784)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: wonderful sweet tailpipe area

OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're cool now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156802)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: rambunctious market

carry on, then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156808)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Doobsian pit jap

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage hunting ground

he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless piece of shit you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: wonderful sweet tailpipe area

you know, he actually did say something very similar to me one time.

but not a second time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156829)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: rambunctious market



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: Flesh senate clown

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Aggressive bawdyhouse

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: bateful plaza codepig



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Doobsian pit jap



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: House-broken silver persian partner



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: multi-colored grizzly dopamine school cafeteria



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage hunting ground

No one is buying your tough guy schtick you blubbery faggot. You should be ashamed you hit your father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156888)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Arrogant Crackhouse

hey quick question... which of your two dads did you enjoy getting fucked by more when you were 9?

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant whorehouse



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: wonderful sweet tailpipe area

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:38 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:28 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:12 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:14 AM
Author: stirring stock car community account

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: opaque self-absorbed ticket booth

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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:44 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: fragrant place of business

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:13 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Navy Exciting Tanning Salon Hominid

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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: heady charcoal hall

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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: House-broken silver persian partner



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: big buck-toothed tattoo business firm

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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Yellow Background Story Theater Stage



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Onyx crotch



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Date: February 27th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Free-loading Round Eye



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: talented den



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Arrogant Crackhouse

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: lilac principal's office fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Doobsian pit jap



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: bateful plaza codepig

180

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: multi-colored grizzly dopamine school cafeteria

I think his obsession with airlines and flying might have something to do with his wanting to feel close to his dad's success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156866)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: coral step-uncle's house gaping



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Passionate green friendly grandma



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant whorehouse



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Flesh senate clown



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Violent Meetinghouse

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: curious garrison

177

Brilliant setup, weak conclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157517)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: multi-colored grizzly dopamine school cafeteria

Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157601)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Navy Exciting Tanning Salon Hominid



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Crawly piazza

If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159810)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: laughsome unhinged spot really tough guy

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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant whorehouse



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant whorehouse



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson Crusty Point

Tl;dr

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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Violent Meetinghouse



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Author: Lavender vibrant whorehouse



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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy double fault



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:38 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant whorehouse



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Onyx crotch

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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:06 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:57 PM
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