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RSF's dad tapping champagne flute in middle of post-verdict celebratory dinner:

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. ...
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*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely ...
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: aromatic karate

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. clears throat*

Good evening, I just want to thank everyone for putting in so much effort, all those long nights over the past two years, and what felt like 25 hour days this last week in one of the most grueling trials I've ever been part of. it wasn't easy but it's what allowed us to secure such a great result for our clients. you all absolutely deserve to celebrate this accomplishment.

But I also wanted to open it up to my son, RSF, for a second. Of course, he has his hands in a lot of big projects right now so he wasn't able to work on the case as much as he wanted to, but after we got done with the local reporters he told me he *also* got some big news recently, and I'd love us to all hear about it together. So, RSF, the floor is yours! [pause] RSF? RSF...?

*RSF swiping away at iPhone X with right hand, picking at nose with left jerks head upward after a sharp elbow from mom, pushes chair back and does the little halfway standup thing*

Oh yeah yeah, right dad. So I went on zozo, you know that law board I frequent, and posted those pictures from my beach trip last week and then did a write-up of coming back doing the emirates private suites experience. It literally had over 150 replies from MAF NOWAGs in like an hour. I also think I identified another sock puppet JJC keeps using to make it seem like there's actual sudos making fun of me, not just irate azns obsessed with following me around.

Oh yeah, and google images emailed me back and said they'd finally take down that picture of us after the derby two years ago in our seersuckers your guy made for us where it looked like I'd pissed myself, but I totally *didn't* piss myself it was just some MAF NOWAG who snuck up and threw his mint julep at my lap because all the girls in his group were into me and whispering about me and betting each other whether they had any shot at going home with me and yeah, so ... [RSF's voice trails off and he pauses (a few seconds too long to keep the silence from growing awkward) like he's trying to remember something else he'd planned to mention, but eventually just shrugging his shoulders as if acknowledging "nope, I lost it"]

*[beat] and then RSF sits back down ... opens iPhone X to check if zozo thread has any new replies*

[cut to reaction shot:]

*RSF's dad wincing, slumping noticeably at the shoulders like a balloon that's just starting to deflate ... letting out deep but inaudible sigh*

[and cut to:]

*after ~45 seconds of checking xo on his phone, RSF's right hand returns to swiping repetitively ... after 90 seconds RSF's left hand begins working its way back up towards his nostrils*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156753)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: irradiated drunken market circlehead

*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely Sunday with a pathetic, cringeworthy bad stab at humor*

leave it to the pros you sloppy titted bag of shit! LOL @ how i've broken (if it's possible to further damage) your brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156764)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: big generalized bond

Rook! Risten!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: lemon cruel-hearted lodge

I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works you dumb gook, it's for calling out your obvious pumos posing as non gooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159229)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: poppy passionate theatre background story

lmao @ RSF

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Adventurous Immigrant Keepsake Machete

Risten!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Mustard Bossy Water Buffalo

it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156784)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: aromatic karate

OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're cool now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156802)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Mustard Bossy Water Buffalo

carry on, then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156808)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: peach space juggernaut

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: lemon cruel-hearted lodge

he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless piece of shit you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: aromatic karate

you know, he actually did say something very similar to me one time.

but not a second time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156829)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Mustard Bossy Water Buffalo



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: fear-inspiring box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156848)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: insane shitlib house

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: light ladyboy



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: peach space juggernaut



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Cracking shimmering stead hissy fit



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: pea-brained dopamine parlor



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: lemon cruel-hearted lodge

No one is buying your tough guy schtick you blubbery faggot. You should be ashamed you hit your father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156888)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Shivering bisexual crackhouse

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: rusted rebellious azn foreskin



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Date: January 15th, 2018 9:06 AM
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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: aromatic karate

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: galvanic silver national security agency indian lodge

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:28 PM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: bright chad

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:14 AM
Author: heady navy hospital nowag

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: disturbing godawful chapel cuckold

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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Cocky state

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:13 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: rusted rebellious azn foreskin

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:49 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Autistic Stag Film Genital Piercing

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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Cracking shimmering stead hissy fit



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: sapphire excitant church

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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: massive arousing step-uncle's house



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: territorial idiot property



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Date: February 27th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Sadistic hunting ground home



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Shivering bisexual crackhouse

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like translucent clown



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: peach space juggernaut



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: light ladyboy

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: pea-brained dopamine parlor

I think his obsession with airlines and flying might have something to do with his wanting to feel close to his dad's success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156866)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: harsh odious place of business



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: disgusting boistinker



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring box office



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Adventurous Immigrant Keepsake Machete

175

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: frozen onyx alpha stage

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Brilliant setup, weak conclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157517)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: pea-brained dopamine parlor

Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35157601)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: rusted rebellious azn foreskin



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: poppy passionate theatre background story

If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159810)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Mahogany kitchen

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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned half-breed

Tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35162375)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Immigrant Keepsake Machete



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Date: January 17th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Stirring Tanning Salon



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:44 PM
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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: disgusting boistinker



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Sadistic hunting ground home



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed burgundy hell



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: territorial idiot property

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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Titillating offensive factory reset button abode



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:57 PM
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