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RSF's dad tapping champagne flute in middle of post-verdict celebratory dinner:

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. ...
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Sapphire Meetinghouse

*indistinct table clatter and murmuring die down as RSF Sr. clears throat*

Good evening, I just want to thank everyone for putting in so much effort, all those long nights over the past two years, and what felt like 25 hour days this last week in one of the most grueling trials I've ever been part of. it wasn't easy but it's what allowed us to secure such a great result for our clients. you all absolutely deserve to celebrate this accomplishment.

But I also wanted to open it up to my son, RSF, for a second. Of course, he has his hands in a lot of big projects right now so he wasn't able to work on the case as much as he wanted to, but after we got done with the local reporters he told me he *also* got some big news recently, and I'd love us to all hear about it together. So, RSF, the floor is yours! [pause] RSF? RSF...?

*RSF swiping away at iPhone X with right hand, picking at nose with left jerks head upward after a sharp elbow from mom, pushes chair back and does the little halfway standup thing*

Oh yeah yeah, right dad. So I went on zozo, you know that law board I frequent, and posted those pictures from my beach trip last week and then did a write-up of coming back doing the emirates private suites experience. It literally had over 150 replies from MAF NOWAGs in like an hour. I also think I identified another sock puppet JJC keeps using to make it seem like there's actual sudos making fun of me, not just irate azns obsessed with following me around.

Oh yeah, and google images emailed me back and said they'd finally take down that picture of us after the derby two years ago in our seersuckers your guy made for us where it looked like I'd pissed myself, but I totally *didn't* piss myself it was just some MAF NOWAG who snuck up and threw his mint julep at my lap because all the girls in his group were into me and whispering about me and betting each other whether they had any shot at going home with me and yeah, so ... [RSF's voice trails off and he pauses (a few seconds too long to keep the silence from growing awkward) like he's trying to remember something else he'd planned to mention, but eventually just shrugging his shoulders as if acknowledging "nope, I lost it"]

*[beat] and then RSF sits back down ... opens iPhone X to check if zozo thread has any new replies*

[cut to reaction shot:]

*RSF's dad wincing, slumping noticeably at the shoulders like a balloon that's just starting to deflate ... letting out deep but inaudible sigh*

[and cut to:]

*after ~45 seconds of checking xo on his phone, RSF's right hand returns to swiping repetitively ... after 90 seconds RSF's left hand begins working its way back up towards his nostrils*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156753)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: rusted house toilet seat

*PN commemorates hour 5 of obsessing over me on this lovely Sunday with a pathetic, cringeworthy bad stab at humor*

leave it to the pros you sloppy titted bag of shit! LOL @ how i've broken (if it's possible to further damage) your brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156764)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: fragrant stag film keepsake machete

Rook! Risten!

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Spectacular National Security Agency Gunner

I don't think you know how "Rook! Risten!" works you dumb gook, it's for calling out your obvious pumos posing as non gooks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35159229)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: bronze odious pit death wish

lmao @ RSF

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible Church Place Of Business

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: arousing abnormal incel travel guidebook

it's pretty funny, but didn't you literally murder your dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156784)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Sapphire Meetinghouse

OFS. but i didn't literally murder him to death, and we're cool now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156802)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: arousing abnormal incel travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156808)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Exciting submissive elastic band stage

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Spectacular National Security Agency Gunner

he must be deeply disappointed in what a fat and worthless piece of shit you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156817)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Sapphire Meetinghouse

you know, he actually did say something very similar to me one time.

but not a second time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156829)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: arousing abnormal incel travel guidebook



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: stimulating crystalline multi-billionaire alpha

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: coral deranged wagecucks ratface

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy love of her life



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:39 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: brindle massive clown



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: know-it-all blathering nursing home masturbator



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Spectacular National Security Agency Gunner

No one is buying your tough guy schtick you blubbery faggot. You should be ashamed you hit your father.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156888)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: carmine soul-stirring temple idiot

hey quick question... which of your two dads did you enjoy getting fucked by more when you were 9?

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Sapphire Meetinghouse

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:57 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: khaki curious gas station

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:14 AM
Author: crawly talented electric furnace

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Date: January 15th, 2018 6:31 AM
Author: Thriller Garrison Depressive

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Date: January 15th, 2018 7:47 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:13 AM
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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: jade abusive halford home

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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: arrogant charismatic casino striped hyena

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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Senate

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Date: January 19th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: adventurous medicated police squad



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: obsidian chad



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Date: February 27th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Sable Philosopher-king



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: carmine soul-stirring temple idiot

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Plum messiness



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Exciting submissive elastic band stage



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy love of her life

180

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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: know-it-all blathering nursing home masturbator

I think his obsession with airlines and flying might have something to do with his wanting to feel close to his dad's success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859685&forum_id=2#35156866)



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Author: 180 community account lay



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: nudist library twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 14th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: stimulating crystalline multi-billionaire alpha



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Date: January 14th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Church Place Of Business

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: swollen stead

177

Brilliant setup, weak conclusion

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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: know-it-all blathering nursing home masturbator

Please add this to the master list of RSF PWNAGE threads

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Date: January 15th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: jade abusive halford home



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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: bronze odious pit death wish

If you look carefully, you can spot an RSF alt ITT!

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Date: January 15th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed market

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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: January 15th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Glassy lascivious principal's office filthpig

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Date: January 17th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Church Place Of Business



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Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: January 20th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Sable Philosopher-king



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Author: Mildly autistic vivacious den



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:59 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: obsidian chad

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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Boyish yellow nowag macaca



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:57 PM
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