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Money Diaries: 35 year hedge fund Manger making 1.5 Million spends in a week

http://www.thisisinsider.com/i-live-in-new-york-city-on-a-15...
Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor
  01/16/18
Term Life Insurance: $250. I have $6 million on my head and ...
light principal's office
  01/16/18
I'm also making sure to sample two types of dessert each day...
light principal's office
  01/16/18
Dinner today is Vietnamese spring rolls, yum — but my husban...
light principal's office
  01/16/18
ran here.
motley hyperactive dilemma
  01/16/18
I noticed she only mentioned the gym membership for her husb...
Soul-stirring institution ceo
  01/16/18
This was totally made up
Bateful drab theatre
  01/16/18
why
light principal's office
  01/16/18
First of all she only mentions her Bloomberg terminal ONCE a...
Bateful drab theatre
  01/16/18
...
comical narrow-minded masturbator
  01/16/18
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Cracking insecure cumskin
  01/16/18
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Dead hideous kitty cat
  01/16/18
My flight and I hotels are expensed ($6,500 for the business...
light principal's office
  01/16/18
lol she CUCKED her hubby into economy
Frisky Indigo Depressive Wagecucks
  01/16/18
I first read it as they both got economy lol Shrews gonna Sh...
Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor
  01/16/18
Imagine if the tables were turned and a male hedge fund MD b...
Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor
  01/16/18
Lol this is a girls fantasy
comical narrow-minded masturbator
  01/16/18
why
light principal's office
  01/16/18
Running list: $50 gym membership $30 a month on taxis Hom...
comical narrow-minded masturbator
  01/16/18
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low-t school cafeteria hairy legs
  01/16/18
I spot a newly opened Kung Fu Tea at the mall and stop by. I...
light principal's office
  01/16/18
Asian shrew daydream
Dun bawdyhouse
  01/16/18
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Greedy titillating yarmulke
  01/16/18
How are wall street bonuses taxed? Same as regular income or...
Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor
  01/16/18
regular income unless it is carry
Big Box Office Death Wish
  01/16/18
Only 1.5 MM? she’d do nearly as well as a GDC junior partne...
Lascivious mewling kitchen idea he suggested
  01/16/18
Don’t out fratty
gold half-breed
  01/16/18
She makes $1.5m and appears to "work" like 30 hour...
Cerebral point friendly grandma
  01/16/18
Article is 100% flame
gold half-breed
  01/16/18
...
Razzmatazz Windowlicker Boltzmann
  01/16/18
...
hot sex offender juggernaut
  01/16/18
lesson: don't have kids
Bespoke aphrodisiac blood rage
  01/16/18
100% made up. she has almost 0 work details and the few she ...
vigorous garrison potus
  01/16/18
this is probably real except the work part. no way she makes...
Splenetic cerise giraffe theater stage
  01/16/18
is it possible that she is fudging her work life details to ...
irradiated piazza
  01/16/18
Did she describe her role at the fund? Maybe it's a relative...
motley hyperactive dilemma
  01/16/18
i can only imagine how insufferable and azn female in financ...
Razzmatazz Windowlicker Boltzmann
  01/16/18
This is fake. NO way a finance person who actually makes &qu...
Diverse cobalt base
  01/16/18
love these. like catnip for me. can you please repost the o...
Slate public bath police squad
  01/16/18
nutella SOPPING WET
Magenta therapy mediation
  01/16/18
I️ know I’m just a pumo but some hedge funds have...
Boyish coffee pot
  01/16/18
i was a generalist, but besides what other poasters have sai...
vigorous garrison potus
  01/17/18


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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor

http://www.thisisinsider.com/i-live-in-new-york-city-on-a-15-million-salary-heres-what-i-spend-in-a-week-2018-1?utm_content=buffer60ea7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167139)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: light principal's office

Term Life Insurance: $250. I have $6 million on my head and $1 million on my husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167142)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: light principal's office

I'm also making sure to sample two types of dessert each day: the tiramisu was good, but the chocolate cookie is average. I eat while listening to a long presentation on the global biotech outlook for 2018.

3 p.m. — I stop by Stuart Weitzman at Columbus Circle. My feet have widened after having two kids,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167147)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: light principal's office

Dinner today is Vietnamese spring rolls, yum — but my husband refuses to eat because it's fried food. More for me!

jfc how fat is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167153)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: motley hyperactive dilemma

ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167207)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring institution ceo

I noticed she only mentioned the gym membership for her husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167645)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Bateful drab theatre

This was totally made up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167156)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: light principal's office

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167232)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Bateful drab theatre

First of all she only mentions her Bloomberg terminal ONCE and talks about checking quotes on it - the capacity of a Bloomberg terminal is enormous and any analyst or portfolio manager would be on it more and using it more.

Second of all

"I have my first meeting of the day. Today is not too busy, only two meetings total, but some of my investments are not doing well. I need to finish up my write-up and Excel models."

I've never heard of someone who works in this field call their positions "investments" in daily parlance. You can say positions or holdings, but saying "investments" is like a veteran cop saying, every time, "The suspected perpetrator of the crime" instead of "the suspect" or "the perp"

Second of all, her job title is MD - but she's doing meetings across sectors (analyst work) in addition to being a PM plus actual managerial responsibilities? Who are the writeups and reports for? Typically the analyst cooks those up for the PM and then those get passed to the MD? Oh wait she is the MD - why is she doing that

Also the skillsets required to analyze Pharmaceutical companies and Insurance companies are very different - to the point where if you are at a large shop running serious money you typically have a dedicated Pharma/Biotech analyst with a masters or PHD because of the specific knowledge required.

In reality - this is a food and travel blog spritzed with random finance buzzwords to clickbait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167633)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: comical narrow-minded masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168153)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Cracking insecure cumskin



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Dead hideous kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168814)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: light principal's office

My flight and I hotels are expensed ($6,500 for the business class flights and $3,000 for the hotels).

11 p.m. — My husband and I are celebrating our 10th anniversary in 2018, so we "deserve" a trip without the kids. We'll spend three days in Tokyo, two nights in Hakone (known for their onsen, or mineral hot springs) at a ryokan (traditional Japanese house with homemade meals), and four days in Kyoto. It is so hard to choose a hotel because they are all rated highly by travelers. That's Japanese hospitality for you. I finally book my husband's economy flight ($1,100) and our accommodations in Hakone and Kyoto ($1,500).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167167)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Frisky Indigo Depressive Wagecucks

lol she CUCKED her hubby into economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167231)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor

I first read it as they both got economy lol Shrews gonna Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167238)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor

Imagine if the tables were turned and a male hedge fund MD bought his wife economy tickets while he sat in first or business class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167240)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: comical narrow-minded masturbator

Lol this is a girls fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167168)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: light principal's office

why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167234)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: comical narrow-minded masturbator

Running list:

$50 gym membership

$30 a month on taxis

Home by 6pm

Palace hotel has shit food

Going from palace to columbus circle to shop mid day

Registering for a conference yourself

Getting hotel room yourself

Booking flights yourself

Stopping there

This is an Asian finance girl fantasy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167601)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria hairy legs



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: light principal's office

I spot a newly opened Kung Fu Tea at the mall and stop by. I love bubble tea!

LOL guess race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167179)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Dun bawdyhouse

Asian shrew daydream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167203)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Greedy titillating yarmulke



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Bonkers Mentally Impaired Rigor

How are wall street bonuses taxed? Same as regular income or is it that sweet 15% capital gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167591)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Big Box Office Death Wish

regular income unless it is carry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169164)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Lascivious mewling kitchen idea he suggested

Only 1.5 MM? she’d do nearly as well as a GDC junior partner. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167631)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: gold half-breed

Don’t out fratty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167640)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Cerebral point friendly grandma

She makes $1.5m and appears to "work" like 30 hours per week mostly eating lunch and going to worthless meetings.

LJL at our lawcuck lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167655)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: gold half-breed

Article is 100% flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167854)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Windowlicker Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169694)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: hot sex offender juggernaut



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Date: January 16th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Bespoke aphrodisiac blood rage

lesson: don't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35167695)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: vigorous garrison potus

100% made up. she has almost 0 work details and the few she provides is really sketchy/weird given her focus on biotech/insurance (the two have nothing in common in terms of drivers/similarities/etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168226)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Splenetic cerise giraffe theater stage

this is probably real except the work part. no way she makes $1.5m a year. However, she is an AZNgirl who likely has a father that makes $1.5m a year that subsidizes her. I have seen many many AZN chicks like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168487)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: irradiated piazza

is it possible that she is fudging her work life details to not get outted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168671)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: motley hyperactive dilemma

Did she describe her role at the fund? Maybe it's a relatives fund and she's like head of client/investor relations or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35168694)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Windowlicker Boltzmann

i can only imagine how insufferable and azn female in finance is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169699)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt base

This is fake. NO way a finance person who actually makes "on average" $1.5MM/year only spends $30/month on cabs (I'm assuming this includes uber and lyft) and $6,500/month on housing. Also, she covers 2 totally different sectors and has so much free time that she can go shopping mid-day. It is possible that she works at her parents' fund and is basically a finance RSF: no real job, no real responsibilities, includes her parents' wealth as part of her "income."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169712)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Slate public bath police squad

love these. like catnip for me. can you please repost the one that was the biglaw shrew as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169728)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Magenta therapy mediation

nutella SOPPING WET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35169833)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Boyish coffee pot

I️ know I’m just a pumo but some hedge funds have a generalist model and it’s possibke an analyst would meet with companies across industries. Further hedge fund titles are goofy - MD often is a title for “senior analyst” thus she could be doing her own write ups and sending them to the actual PM. Working 30 hours a week sounds like flame in said role, but it’s not completely ludicrous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35171616)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: vigorous garrison potus

i was a generalist, but besides what other poasters have said, the massive free time and her language on write-ups implies its a pod like citadel/millennium or at least a sector specific P&L. all she seems to know about the industry is that we attend meetings.

also no generalists cover biopharma, u need to be specialized there. otherwise u would be spending so much time on biopharma stocks that u may as well just be a biopharma only P&L.

finally, why wouldn't she say PM or senior analyst. Almost no one has "managing director" as a title in a hedge fund. Family office, maybe.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861288&forum_id=2#35179551)