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Fat ugly HuffPo writer: I have sex!!!! I'm not fat for ugly!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!

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talented bonkers rehab toilet seat
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At his apartment, things escalated quickly. Before I really ...
Flesh odious temple volcanic crater
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If I don't click the link I can imagine a hot chick and get ...
Coiffed appetizing sneaky criminal
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"he'd make sure to check out my podcast" LJL
Irradiated gold stage
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all of these stupid cunts have podcasts
Glittery out-of-control public bath
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a lot of silliness nowadays is based on the fundamentally wr...
laughsome transparent brunch
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imagine putting this out in public next to your irl name.
Canary institution
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honestly, "I got jacked off on by a random stranger&qu...
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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Flesh odious temple volcanic crater

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/aziz-ansari-sex-violating-but-not-criminal_us_5a5e445de4b0106b7f65b346

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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: bearded house



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: talented bonkers rehab toilet seat



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Flesh odious temple volcanic crater

At his apartment, things escalated quickly. Before I really had time to process, he had undressed and pulled me into bed. We began having sex ― foreplay was not on the agenda for the evening ― and “bad” is the only word I have to describe it. I felt like a human Fleshlight as he rammed into me, my head banging against his bedroom wall repeatedly. He didn’t notice until I put my hand up as a barrier, after which he mumbled an apology and kept going. My body went limp and I stared at the ceiling until he finished, rolled over and closed his eyes without touching me or talking to me. After a few minutes of silence, I got up, put my clothing on and left, barely exchanging a word with him.

About a week later, I got a text from him explaining that while he had a “great conversation (and a little more)” with me, he was looking for something “longer term.” But ― never fear! ― he’d make sure to check out my podcast.

About a year before that, I went on a second date with an accomplished book editor. He was smart and kind of nerdy, and I was excited about him. Our date happened to be near my apartment, which he knew, and he invited himself over after we finished grabbing food. I said yes, but made sure to tell him that I didn’t want to have sex yet. He agreed that it was too early and came up for a nightcap anyway.

We began hooking up and eventually it got to a point where I wasn’t into it any longer, so I told him I was tired and wanted to call it a night. He got up and went to the bathroom, and I assumed it was clear that we were done for the evening. When he came back to my room, I was still lying in bed, partially undressed. He stood over me and began masturbating. Ten seconds in ― though it felt like an eternity ― he asked, “Is this OK?” I felt frozen. I didn’t want to make a scene or embarrass him or end up looking “crazy.” It felt easier to just say “yeah,” so I did. I did counting exercises in my head until he came onto my stomach, got a paper towel, wiped my skin off and left.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Coiffed appetizing sneaky criminal

If I don't click the link I can imagine a hot chick and get a nice chub workin

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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Irradiated gold stage

"he'd make sure to check out my podcast" LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861711&forum_id=2#35170851)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Glittery out-of-control public bath

all of these stupid cunts have podcasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861711&forum_id=2#35170113)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: laughsome transparent brunch

a lot of silliness nowadays is based on the fundamentally wrong premise that a high body count is prestigious for girls, that they need to go out there and slay like guys are supposed to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861711&forum_id=2#35170152)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Canary institution

imagine putting this out in public next to your irl name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861711&forum_id=2#35170178)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Glittery out-of-control public bath

"Emma Gray is the Executive Women's Editor at HuffPost. She is also the co-host of the "Bachelor"-themed podcast, "Here To Make Friends," which was named a "must-listen" by The Daily Dot, and has appeared as an expert on the Today Show, Good Morning America, The Insider and Entertainment Tonight. Emma is an alum of McGill University in Montreal, which is probably why she has such a soft spot for poutine and St. Viateur bagels."

Need James Joyce Jr. to weigh in on Emma's experience at McGill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861711&forum_id=2#35170232)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Canary institution

honestly, "I got jacked off on by a random stranger" doesn't sound so embarrassing compared to "I have a long-running podcast about the bachelor tv show"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3861711&forum_id=2#35170268)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Frum confused double fault school cafeteria

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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible yarmulke



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Flesh odious temple volcanic crater



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