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ULTIMATE 180 GAME CHANGER Chipotle lifehack itt
| Shaky irradiated library | 01/17/18 |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 1:08 PM Author: Shaky irradiated library When you're ordering, pretend you're on the phone and go really loudly "Yeah, my shitcoins all went to shit, I had mortgaged our house and borrowed from everyone including mafia loan sharks because I needed my shitcoins to moon to pay for my kids' cancer treatments, but now when the hospital saw my shitcoins tanking they kicked my kids onto the street and they all froze to death. When my wife heard, she told me it was my fault and killed herself in front of me. Oh hold on --" *look at Chipotle worker* "Guac too." "Sorry about that, but as I was saying..." Then hand them your credit card. They almost NEVER charge you for the guac. |