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Floribama Shore vs. Jersey Shore shows how much our zeitgeist has shifted.

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a be...
geriatric stain
  01/18/18
Edit: oops
vigorous sexy range degenerate
  07/30/19
Cancel.
geriatric stain
  01/18/18
180. I had not considered this
sticky travel guidebook
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Pungent step-uncle's house
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cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware o...
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ty
geriatric stain
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misanthropic cowardly mood
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vigorous sexy range degenerate
  07/30/19
it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic
razzmatazz cyan point boiling water
  01/18/18
guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?
comical puppy electric furnace
  01/31/18
Trump won Staten island AND strong island. he won white m...
primrose autistic ape meetinghouse
  07/16/18
lol what fucking planet are you on
comical puppy electric furnace
  07/16/18
great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight
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carnelian masturbator
  01/18/18
This is a good OP.
geriatric stain
  01/18/18
thanks
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Pungent step-uncle's house
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*thumbs up emoji*
submissive temple sandwich
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Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter
swashbuckling office indirect expression
  01/18/18
Cr
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(millennial) Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Sho...
Light Motley Circlehead
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Frum razzle potus locale
  01/31/18
Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.
Red appetizing dysfunction house
  01/31/18
it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compare...
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  01/31/18
Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and...
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misanthropic cowardly mood
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lascivious big-titted location
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dat cancel
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Unholy pit
  01/31/18
this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their fee...
Beta sienna macaca
  01/31/18
JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl
Beta sienna macaca
  01/31/18
she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype
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DAT C A N C E L
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lascivious big-titted location
  07/16/18
this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.
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maize jew feces
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JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least) FS: overr...
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: geriatric stain

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a better word) anymore and it makes for horrible entertainment. The Jersey Shore was always extremely straightforward, obvious, and gross in it's presentation and intent--you're here to get fucked up and get laid. The Floribama Shore is bizarrely twofaced. You have all of the aesthetics of the Jersey Shore--the shitty beach town, dive bars, retarded muscled up chads, and messy bar sluts--without any of the spirit or intent. While on the Jersey Shore you had love interests and relationships, the focus was always on blackouts, one night stands, and "the hunt". The drama of the show would center around this kind of stuff too--dudes getting in fistfights over chicks, hushed arguments as to who should hop on "the grenade", and so on--and you could tell that's where all of the effort was put in, whereas it was clear that the intrigue that was supposed to spring out of romantic relationships between characters was half-assed at best. The Floribama Shore was essentially the opposite. It tried to be a much more "wholesome" show and it was largely centered around the friendships, backgrounds, and life struggles of its characters. At least a few times an episode you have dudes hugging each other and talking about how they're "boys", promising that they will be at each other's weddings, and identifying with each other's difficult upbringings. It's a bizarre copy of the original that's all about hugs and high-fives instead of spiked hair and cock piercings. In a lot of ways it's an indication of how shitty our culture has become. The Jersey Shore was in a way a "swan song" of the early 2000s zeitgeist, a time before shit hit the fan and things are far away enough in the past that they still seem normal. With the Floribama Shore, we see how we almost we will remember the 2010s, rife with millennial touchy-feelyness, bitching about how you still live with mom, and glorification of casual sex without the genuine desire and vigor of it or even engagement with it. Ultimately, one is real, visceral, and energetic whereas the other is neutered, dull, and ostensibly emotional yet realistically shallow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35182924)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous sexy range degenerate

Edit: oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611894)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: geriatric stain

Cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183207)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: sticky travel guidebook

180. I had not considered this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183352)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Pungent step-uncle's house



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Umber address

cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware of the Jersey Shore "phenomenon" - episode two and they were already talking about how they were a 'family' and constantly virtue signalling/crying/opening up

Incredibly hot take here, it does encapsulate the neutered shitlennial anti septic culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183361)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: geriatric stain

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611775)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: misanthropic cowardly mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611782)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous sexy range degenerate



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz cyan point boiling water

it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183379)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: comical puppy electric furnace

guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287865)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: primrose autistic ape meetinghouse

Trump won Staten island AND strong island.

he won white males in NJ by 21 points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434879)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: comical puppy electric furnace

lol what fucking planet are you on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434943)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz cyan point boiling water

great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458314)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: carnelian masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183411)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: geriatric stain

This is a good OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35186935)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: geriatric stain

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287769)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: self-centered overrated church dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287787)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Pungent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288248)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: submissive temple sandwich

*thumbs up emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291231)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling office indirect expression

Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35187101)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: 180 lavender corner legal warrant

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287825)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Light Motley Circlehead

(millennial)

Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Shore vs. Real World season 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288234)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Frum razzle potus locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288265)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Red appetizing dysfunction house

Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288254)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: know-it-all bbw

it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compared to prior generations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288268)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: curious orchestra pit weed whacker

Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and rich you could get on these types of shows. Early JS was good because it was genuine reality TV... the people on the show were there just to get drunk and bang sluts on MTV's dime and maybe achieve the level of celebrity of an ex-real worlder. Later seasons were lame because they realized they were way bigger than that.

Floribama is just these dumbs tripping over themselves to be the next snookie or paulie D. it's cringeworthy how that stupid girl who pisses everywhere wears those animal pajamas like she's not obviously shilling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288319)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: misanthropic cowardly mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915881)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: lascivious big-titted location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915885)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse prole

dat cancel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288433)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Unholy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288648)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Beta sienna macaca

this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their feelings all the damn time. I don't think anyone in the house has even fucked and i'm SEVERAL eps in. Why am I watching this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291016)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Beta sienna macaca

JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291254)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: lascivious big-titted location

she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915875)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: vermilion roast beef athletic conference

DAT

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915893)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: comical puppy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434944)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Pungent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36184622)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: lascivious big-titted location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434857)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Cerebral Half-breed Fanboi

this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434904)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: maize jew feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434921)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Frisky site hissy fit

JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least)

FS: overrepresented minorities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36435302)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Pungent step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37372664)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: garnet famous landscape painting associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458311)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: sooty elite indian lodge

Never heard of this shit. If they were going out to get bitches then I'd check it out. Sadly it seems like that doesn't happen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458330)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: vigorous sexy range degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611895)