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Floribama Shore vs. Jersey Shore shows how much our zeitgeist has shifted.

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a be...
Milky Alcoholic Corn Cake Wrinkle
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Edit: oops
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Cancel.
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180. I had not considered this
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cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware o...
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it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic
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guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?
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Trump won Staten island AND strong island. he won white m...
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lol what fucking planet are you on
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great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight
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This is a good OP.
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Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter
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(millennial) Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Sho...
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Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.
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it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compare...
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Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and...
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this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their fee...
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JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl
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she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype
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this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.
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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Milky Alcoholic Corn Cake Wrinkle

Reality television isn't as plainly honest (for lack of a better word) anymore and it makes for horrible entertainment. The Jersey Shore was always extremely straightforward, obvious, and gross in it's presentation and intent--you're here to get fucked up and get laid. The Floribama Shore is bizarrely twofaced. You have all of the aesthetics of the Jersey Shore--the shitty beach town, dive bars, retarded muscled up chads, and messy bar sluts--without any of the spirit or intent. While on the Jersey Shore you had love interests and relationships, the focus was always on blackouts, one night stands, and "the hunt". The drama of the show would center around this kind of stuff too--dudes getting in fistfights over chicks, hushed arguments as to who should hop on "the grenade", and so on--and you could tell that's where all of the effort was put in, whereas it was clear that the intrigue that was supposed to spring out of romantic relationships between characters was half-assed at best. The Floribama Shore was essentially the opposite. It tried to be a much more "wholesome" show and it was largely centered around the friendships, backgrounds, and life struggles of its characters. At least a few times an episode you have dudes hugging each other and talking about how they're "boys", promising that they will be at each other's weddings, and identifying with each other's difficult upbringings. It's a bizarre copy of the original that's all about hugs and high-fives instead of spiked hair and cock piercings. In a lot of ways it's an indication of how shitty our culture has become. The Jersey Shore was in a way a "swan song" of the early 2000s zeitgeist, a time before shit hit the fan and things are far away enough in the past that they still seem normal. With the Floribama Shore, we see how we almost we will remember the 2010s, rife with millennial touchy-feelyness, bitching about how you still live with mom, and glorification of casual sex without the genuine desire and vigor of it or even engagement with it. Ultimately, one is real, visceral, and energetic whereas the other is neutered, dull, and ostensibly emotional yet realistically shallow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35182924)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic poppy roommate

Edit: oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#38611894)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Milky Alcoholic Corn Cake Wrinkle

Cancel.

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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Floppy Shrine

180. I had not considered this

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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Abnormal bull headed senate gunner



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: useless self-centered cruise ship

cr it's weirdly 'meta' since the entire cast is self aware of the Jersey Shore "phenomenon" - episode two and they were already talking about how they were a 'family' and constantly virtue signalling/crying/opening up

Incredibly hot take here, it does encapsulate the neutered shitlennial anti septic culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183361)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Milky Alcoholic Corn Cake Wrinkle

ty

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Date: July 30th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: Amethyst selfie business firm



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic poppy roommate



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: comical awkward sneaky criminal hospital

it's an east coast lib vs. southern trumpmo dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35183379)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: naked casino

guys on the jersey shore strike you as shitlibs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287865)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: boyish harsh jap degenerate

Trump won Staten island AND strong island.

he won white males in NJ by 21 points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434879)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: naked casino

lol what fucking planet are you on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434943)



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: comical awkward sneaky criminal hospital

great, underappreciated poast by me in hindsight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458314)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: impressive house-broken mediation property



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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Milky Alcoholic Corn Cake Wrinkle

This is a good OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35186935)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Milky Alcoholic Corn Cake Wrinkle

thanks

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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bonkers native athletic conference



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Abnormal bull headed senate gunner



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: aquamarine dilemma skinny woman

*thumbs up emoji*

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Date: January 18th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit deer antler

Good analysis. Would subscribe to your newsletter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35187101)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Stirring national

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35287825)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: emerald tanning salon

(millennial)

Now imagine how Gen-X feels about Jersey Shore vs. Real World season 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288234)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Submissive library fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288265)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: exhilarant rigor

Protip: all reality shows are fake. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288254)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Dull Hyperactive Public Bath Place Of Business

it just demonstrates how fucking gay millennials are compared to prior generations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288268)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Titillating Soggy Volcanic Crater Round Eye

Jersey Shore created a self awareness of just how famous and rich you could get on these types of shows. Early JS was good because it was genuine reality TV... the people on the show were there just to get drunk and bang sluts on MTV's dime and maybe achieve the level of celebrity of an ex-real worlder. Later seasons were lame because they realized they were way bigger than that.

Floribama is just these dumbs tripping over themselves to be the next snookie or paulie D. it's cringeworthy how that stupid girl who pisses everywhere wears those animal pajamas like she's not obviously shilling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288319)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Amethyst selfie business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915881)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Tantric effete hell organic girlfriend



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: yapping hunting ground fat ankles

dat cancel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35288433)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: white costumed locale travel guidebook



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Iridescent juggernaut

this show sucks, they are crying and talking about their feelings all the damn time. I don't think anyone in the house has even fucked and i'm SEVERAL eps in. Why am I watching this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291016)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Iridescent juggernaut

JFC, I hate this Nilsa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35291254)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Tantric effete hell organic girlfriend

she wears too much makeup and has a Med troll phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915875)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: disturbing cuckoldry stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#35915893)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: naked casino



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Abnormal bull headed senate gunner



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Tantric effete hell organic girlfriend



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: confused trailer park

this is pretty on point. however, I'll still watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434904)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: dark wonderful brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36434921)



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Date: July 16th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Insecure Plum Main People

JS: all white cast (well, Italian white at least)

FS: overrepresented minorities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#36435302)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Abnormal bull headed senate gunner



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: flesh office lettuce



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Date: December 23rd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: blue appetizing garrison jew

Never heard of this shit. If they were going out to get bitches then I'd check it out. Sadly it seems like that doesn't happen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863638&forum_id=2#37458330)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic poppy roommate



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