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Date: January 18th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

She's fit as fuck, lifts 4× weekly. Going to be a nice change of pace from my lazy ex gf. I'm in my mid 30s, she's a teenager. :)

"Hi! Just wanted to say thank you, I had a great time! I'm sorry if I was a little weird, I got a bit shy, I'm not usually like this haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35185919)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Arousing Vermilion Generalized Bond Church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35185960)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Green Razzmatazz Parlour Toaster

she's jerking off to fantasies of you cucking her with becky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35185967)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 3:24 AM
Author: concupiscible rough-skinned stain



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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

o jsus o god describe the first date leave out no details of all the hawt teen things she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35185980)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Blue aphrodisiac range



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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Insecure onyx genital piercing wrinkle



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Date: January 24th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Violent Deranged Nibblets

*unfolds chair*

*unzips*

You may proceed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35229066)



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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring copper school cafeteria

Sounds adorable.is this another sa whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35185992)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Yeah man, honestly they're not whores though. I've seriously found the ultimate hack for dating. There is a subgroup of good natured, slightly naive college chicks who sign up not knowing what to expect and are disgusted by all the old, gross dudes messaging them and offering $200 for NSA sex. I'm the one good looking guy who messages them respectfully so I'm pretty much in. Basically, the girls I'm targeting are the type who will quickly be deleting their accounts. Imagine you had access to a tinder where attractive women drastically outnumbered attractive men and there were no chads to swipe on. That's my niche.

This girl is sweet as fuck and angling hard to be my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187215)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Bateful doobsian half-breed sanctuary

"good natured, slightly naive college chicks who sign up not knowing what to expect"

Do you think they are really that naive, or are these women are more promiscuous than they let on? I tend to believe that women are more scheming than they are naive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187225)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Magenta trump supporter

These girls know what's up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187236)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Bateful doobsian half-breed sanctuary

"oh teehee, what's this app? Seeking what? I totally haven't read some article on babe dot net or whatever telling me it's a way to get dinner (have sex) with rich guys for money. I was shocked to find all these horney men on it, but thankfully I met a nice guy like you :) I'm not usually like that! haha"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187254)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

You assume I'm a fucking retard when actually I'm a master fucking litigator who makes slimy, ultra prepped corporate reps sit there sweating, red faced, and silent while the cameras are rolling when I drop the hammer and they realize how fucked they are after I connect the dots of everything I subtly got them to admit over the previous few hours. I am doing the exact same thing with these chicks and screening out the vast majority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187365)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:43 AM
Author: Lake swollen rehab pocket flask

post a pic of this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187370)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Bateful doobsian half-breed sanctuary

I hope it works out for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187498)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: concupiscible rough-skinned stain



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: razzle bearded dog poop corner

Youre a sick predator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228337)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 7:19 AM
Author: Startling diverse site

Cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35251400)



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Date: July 20th, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: fragrant talking school regret



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Awkward university haunted graveyard

Sup master fucking litigator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253161)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Motley transparent juggernaut jewess

you're a shitlawyer paying hookers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253752)



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Date: July 20th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant talking school regret



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Date: July 19th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: thirsty yellow old irish cottage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3090049&mc=264&forum_id=2

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Date: July 19th, 2020 4:33 PM
Author: Excitant chocolate twinkling uncleanness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#40631867)



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Date: July 20th, 2020 5:48 PM
Author: Hideous theatre digit ratio

i hate this website so much

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Date: July 20th, 2020 7:56 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:08 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:26 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: Lake swollen rehab pocket flask

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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: milky dead plaza

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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: marvelous blathering multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35190238)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Twisted Location Chad

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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:19 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: milky dead plaza

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Date: January 24th, 2018 6:47 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2018 2:03 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:07 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage

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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:29 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2018 9:08 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: tripping casino

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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Not like a month ago, but she did hit a wall in getting fitter and was starting to get lazy rather than working harder to get past it and that was a major factor in things going downhill. For a time she was getting pretty hot but by the end after the decline, I had lost all attraction for her. She got a promotion/relocation offer when things were going shitty and she took it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187324)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Flatulent Claret Gay Wizard

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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Guys honestly I'm disappointed. I thought you'd all be proud of me for dating attractive college students as an aspie mid 30s lawyer but a lot of you are acting like what I'd expect from a brunch table full of shrews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187511)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Bateful doobsian half-breed sanctuary

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Author: Lake swollen rehab pocket flask

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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Saffron cerebral garrison roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187532)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:27 AM
Author: milky dead plaza

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Author: Blue aphrodisiac range

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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Magenta trump supporter

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Date: January 19th, 2018 3:28 AM
Author: concupiscible rough-skinned stain

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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Poppy Prole

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Date: July 19th, 2020 6:38 PM
Author: buff vivacious nursing home cuckold

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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

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Date: January 19th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Well FRIEND, she is a spicy latina, probably an 8/10, likes soccer and lifting, plans to be a pediatrician. She seems very sweet and earnest with just enough shit talking to still be fun. She's confident and on the aggressive side. I was planning not to text her much and just go for the quick meet but she actually beat me to setting up the date. I can tell she's a good person, she lit up the most when talking about how she wanted to help people by being a doctor. She lectured me about how much money I could save by meal prepping instead of eating out and seems to be pretty grounded/mature, not just for her age but even compared to older chicks. There are various other subtle little things I picked up on that gave me a high opinion of her.

Date had some fun back and forth with a bit of awkwardness mixed in. Ended with us talking in the parking lot outside the restaurant we met at but it was cold as fuck and finished with an awkward kiss on the cheek. She sent the haha text right after. Today we texted some more and set up a date for tomorrow. The initial premise was that we were going out, but later she suggested we pick the food up and watch netflix. I can tell by some things she's said that she's angling for a relationship and I'm cool with that.

I imagine the sex tomorrow night is going to be absolutely mind blowing. For over two years I was with a chick who tried but couldn't get into shape, and at her best I was only sort of into fucking. It basically sapped my T and killed my intensity to stay in peak shape myself. This will be the first new chick I've touched since that, and she's young and fit as fuck, athletic, aggressive. . . Unnngh. I can already feel my T levels going back up, I was so locked in when I lifted today. I just want to get completely shredded again and have wild, screeching sex with this chick for hours every weekend until we're both physically broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35187735)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: crusty stirring hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35190169)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:17 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 6:48 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant sickened hairy legs whorehouse

Sounds a lot like the girl I'm seeing except mine is a mid-30s hapa investment banker with haggard eyes and expensive clothes who loves travel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35190195)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Ruddy indirect expression box office

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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:20 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: charismatic elastic band stage

This is exciting stuff brother. At what age does this type of girl cease to exist? Seems like after 26 shrews get a career and obsess over romantic consumption ideals (any Instagrammable food, drink, event, travel).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35190376)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

I'm not sure. I haven't really met this type of girl in the 26 and older online dating crowd, but some of it could be selection bias. You have personality types that are materialistic serial daters, and I imagine they linger in the dating market longer. Their toxic attitudes make it harder both for them to care for someone else, and for a guy to become legitimately interested in them. On the other hand, an attractive girl tactfully pursuing relationships is likely to get what she wants and not be out in the dating pool.

It's also likely that some females do change from one type to the other. I saw this in my ex girlfriend. She was super sweet and pursued me very hard at the start, and her top priority was making me happy. She got a career-geared job that she was excited about and changed big time. Still a nice person, but my needs definitely weren't her top priority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35190975)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: supple hairless philosopher-king area

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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Anal Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry

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Date: January 19th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Insecure onyx genital piercing wrinkle

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Date: January 19th, 2018 4:00 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: galvanic apoplectic factory reset button

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SA is tremendously fun for a year or two, especially since young girls these days legit have never seen a condom.

But believe it or not, it gets old after a couple of dozen 18-23 yr olds

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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

AN UPDATE FOR ALL OF MY FANS AND DETRACTORS: The second date did not go well. When she got to my place she seemed nervous and physically distant, and had to leave after just a few minutes to give her little brother a ride somewhere (or get in trouble). She came back an hour later and I thought she would warm up some, but she sat on the opposite side of the couch with a pillow on her lap. She was high strung and annoyingly sarcastic. Eventually she came over and cuddled a bit when the movie was almost over, and we kissed a couple of times . . . after which she abruptly left. Not exactly how I envisioned it going.

At first I felt like completely dropping her because I only date chicks who just straight up like to fuck (heh) and either she isn't very sexual, or she likes playing games, both of which would be unacceptable to me. She is very sweet and sincere in her texts and showing a lot of interest though, so I'm going to give her one more shot and just tell her what's on my mind. I'm fairly convinced that the issues are nervousness rather than games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228273)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Jade electric furnace

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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:17 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: exciting gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228306)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: aromatic brass idea he suggested

she is super innocent, dawg. Pillow on her lap huge tell, not playing games. Playing games would string you along more with less abruptness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228314)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Insecure onyx genital piercing wrinkle

she’s obviously just massively insecure and you aren’t making her feel any better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228324)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: razzle bearded dog poop corner

Creepy single litigators in their 30s tend to give off that vibe

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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: contagious rusted queen of the night main people

You met her on SA and haven't paid her yet. Not hard to figure out what's going on. She's too shy to straight up ask for money, but she's smart enough not to give herself up for free. Figure out a nice "present" that she covets and she's all yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: razzle bearded dog poop corner

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Date: January 24th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

That's the least likely possibility by far. The girl is texting me good morning and goodnight every day and talking about how she can't wait for the weekend so she can see me again. Now that I'm getting a better read on who she is i think she's fucking adorable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228880)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: exciting gas station

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Date: January 24th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Violent Deranged Nibblets

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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:15 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35228493)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant sickened hairy legs whorehouse

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Date: January 27th, 2018 5:18 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2018 5:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

MASSIVE REVERSAL: Just had a phenomenal third date with her. Wasn't really expecting it to go great because she was texting me earlier in the day about having cramps and a cold, but she got dressed up and came out anyway. Picked her up and discovered that she lives less than a mile away from me. She looked amazing, wore a shirt with a low neckline and a tasteful, understated necklace. Took her to a place that is fairly inexpensive but has nice lighting and ambiance and we had really nice conversation over and after dinner for a couple of hours. The tension was way down and she was a lot more relaxed. At one point she joked about wanting to see a shrink just for the novelty of having someone she could say anything she wanted to and have it stay confidential. I pointed out that as her attorney, I'm the next best thing.

We went back to my place and a bit of the awkwardness and tension returned, but was somewhat broken when she jokingly asked me to analyze her. I playfully grabbed a legal pad and she really opened up. Only dates older guys because guys her own age aren't on the same page, last breakup was because the guy wanted to rush to kids/marriage/housewife. Only wants a relationship, doesn't do flings, wants to know what my intentions are. Pointedly states that she's hot and has to be careful about guys using her.

I was able to open up to her as well, about my last relationship and how much it hurts when I think about it. She held my hand and gently stroked it while I talked, and told me I could think about her instead. She understood why sexual chemistry is the most important thing to me right now, and why I was concerned about her not being very physical. I told her that the timing was rough for a relationship, but that I really liked her. We essentially agreed do do our best for each other--she's going to make it a priority to go all out on sex and fuck the pain and regret out of me, and I'm going to try to be a good boyfriend.

Unfortunately we could not actually have sex because she is on her period (not a big surprise), but she bragged about her prowess and how good she would make it for me when she's done. Still one of my favorite dates ever, probably actually the best that did not involve sex. I may be feeling the very beginning of falling in love. She was very sweet and I'm basically defenseless against that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35251181)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: Insane forum really tough guy

Had me till the end. “Can’t have sex because she’s on her period.” Lol fuck that. Pound it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35251256)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 4:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35258774)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: racy tanning salon hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35287380)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: lascivious dull business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35290579)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 6:19 AM
Author: charcoal clown

Worst seeking arrangement date ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35251378)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 7:13 AM
Author: Magenta trump supporter

You should talk to Eugene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35251398)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Red Hairraiser Quadroon Parlor

Please hurry up and use her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35251594)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: trip native

Marry before sex faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253073)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

cotdamn man this is so 180...she held YOUR hand and gently stroked it?? unnghh...spending this quality time with a sweet little teen is more satisfying than the most depraved shrew sex...and it looks like you're setting up for some extremely hawt sex down the road...lucky ass bitch, make sure you report back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253185)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

She did and it felt so 180. Can you even imagine how it would go if you let some shrew completely see your vulnerabilities on a third date and did anything to disabuse her of the idea that you're the perfect "checklist" boyfriend? Urdonethere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253409)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Jade electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253501)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 5:38 AM
Author: Adventurous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35251348)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

This morning I woke up to see that she had texted me a blurry 5 second clip of her posing in her underwear. Her body is absolutely glorious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35252828)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: white chapel striped hyena

This is how you slow play flame, everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35252879)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Entire thread is 180 NOT FLAME.

I've been posting completely honest recaps of my dating successes and failures for the last 6-7 years, although I deleted many of them due to some problems with an ex who knew my monikers during the heyday of the ragnus tracker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253184)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: white chapel striped hyena

I'm familiar with your work and a fan. I look forward to the next update and I am for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253253)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

awesome man, enjoy this time, the push-pull, the flirting, the anticipation...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Insecure onyx genital piercing wrinkle

bro isn’t she a prostitute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253444)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Cream curious orchestra pit legal warrant

this entire thread is fucking pathetic

you should be embarrassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253536)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: beta bronze library

exquisite flame,

no pics... no sex ... yet, we're all still here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253601)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: talented lodge gunner

Wow, a hooker with a heart of gold! What a story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253661)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: pea-brained bbw

have you texted her, 'you complete me' yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35253675)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Just one more fun little detail - she told me she has never had an orgasm before and has no idea what it feels like, and isn't even sure if she can have one. I promised her I would find a way to make it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35255458)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: tripping casino

ok you realize she’s setting you up for magically making her cum when you have sex for the first time right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35255555)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: beta bronze library

wtf man, let the flame play out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35255576)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: tripping casino

Hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35256517)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Now she's texting me that she's in the mood to learn how to play video games. On our first date (before she knew I was an obsessive gamer) she said they were lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35256397)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

CLOSED: I was on such a high last night that it took me forever to fall asleep. Finally nodded off watching an episode of the new "Gamers!" anime. Woke up too early today feeling like shit, and tried to reverse it by napping off and on until 4pm. I figured I had a < 5% chance of getting laid today, so I jerked off a couple of times to the clip she texted me, then trolled XOXO for a while and made some crypto trades.

She texts and asks if I want to do something tonight. I tell her I don't want to do anything because I'm going to be half dead from working out, but that it would be nice to see her. She endears herself to me by suggesting a gaming night even though she's not into video games. I down some ErgoPre preworkout going completely all-in on the idea of not fucking her tonight. I usually have a hard time getting (let alone keeping) an erection after I lift heavy lower body, and stims make that even worse. I murder my workout today . . . actually I've murdered every workout since I've met her. Light bench, light deadlift, moderate incline press, heavy squat, heavy standing OHP, heavy curls, heavy lat pulls. I lift for two hours solid and my body is fucking wrekt.

I shower and pull the Wii U out of storage so I can teach her noob ass to play Mario 3D World and go pick her up. She's actually not completely incompetent, has a few skills picked up from having brothers. Eventually she says "I need to ask you a question," somewhat melodramatically. I tell her to go for it (having no idea what the fuck it could be because I told her so much shit last night). She actually just wants to know in detail what I like for kissing, and says she likes a lot of tongue and biting and is worried I won't be into it. I tell her that's exactly what I need, and got out of the habit because my ex only liked gentle kisses. She then runs through every kissing technique in her arsenal, whispering what she's going to do into my ear and telling me why I'm going to like it. Of course I am DIAMOND Dallas HARD at this point. I tell her that she got her period at the absolute worst time possible, but that I'm such a terrible person that I still want to take her into the other room and fuck her. Surprisingly she is open to the idea even though she's never tried it before . . .

[TO BE CONTINUED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35258769)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Brilliant faggot firefighter candlestick maker

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35259711)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35259774)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: floppy rose church building

yeah buddy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35259780)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: tripping casino

she's never tried it before haha!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35285140)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35265506)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

I'll fill in the intervening blanks later, but I am sitting in my office half asleep with my cock and abs sore as fuck after sneaking away from work in the early afternoon for some extremely vigorous sex. Came 3x, once in each major position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35290562)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Mint pistol new version

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35290829)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Flatulent Claret Gay Wizard

This thread was seriously shitty up until this single post.

Seriously, pre-fuck threads are worthless unless there is some compelling reason to make one.

No one gives a fuck about no pussy. The only thing that matters is getting your cock inside her and when you do, then you can include details of the buildup. Retarded to do the opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35290857)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Some of my fans enjoy the journey as much as the destination. The successes are not as satisfying without the possibility of failure. What fun is the buildup when you already know how it's going to end? Not everyone adopts your simplistic, transactional view of sex, where the only relevant metrics are whether a chick slept with you or not and what she increased your number to. In fact, the story I'm constantly asked to tell and retell by my IRL friends involves a night of increasingly outrageous *failed* attempts to get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293430)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

this

nyuug is a dullard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293798)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage

TTI(particularly)WWOPs

Pics please. TYIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35290946)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Lilac Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35291159)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

describe the puss puss brother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293800)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 1:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

prestigious coin slot puss, well-formed and nicely pink, fully shaved without me having to ask. gets wet easily. awkward to actually find the hole and get inside, likely because the angle seems to be low. if she's bent over it's more under her than it should be. the opposite is true for missionary and i can get some extremely deep penetration, but missionary is my least favorite. pleasing, above average tightness, but not as tight as i would expect given the difficulty of entry. overall, i can't really complain. i don't last very long in there before i feel the need to pull out and grab a condom . . . don't trust my self restraint with this particular chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293899)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

180 description and self-control resisting dat URGE to creampie and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293973)



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Date: February 2nd, 2018 4:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

After sneaking out of work for a second consecutive midday fuck sesh, I feel the need to provide a supplemental pussy review. I still stand by the majority of the original review, but our first fuck sesh was a bit rushed and I was not diligent enough in my investigation to do it justice. Make no mistake: of the 10-15 genetic women I've slept with, she undisputedly has the best all round pussy. She is also my favorite sex partner, although that is beyond the scope of this post.

-Taste/odor/hygiene: 10/10. Simply put, this is the cleanest pussy I have ever indulged in. Almost completely odorless and tasteless, and to the minimal extent that it isn't, what's there is intoxicatingly pleasant. Not a hint of discharge or residue.

-Texture/viscosity: 10/10. As a continuation of the above, she has the smoothest, most perfectly consistent fluids I have ever felt. Never sticky, never gooey, never congeals into strings, never thickens. . . just wonderfully smooth wetness without being watery. Even better, she gets this way very, very easily. I have never seen a girl have such intense, unfaked reactions to being fingered. Slip a finger inside and she gasps, her whole body writhes, she grinds against it, she bites down on my shoulder, gets absolutely soaked . . . it's the hottest thing I've ever seen. Like its fluids, the vagina's texture is also very smooth. I might even be tempted to say too smooth, but anything it lacks in stimulating texture is made up for by the fact that it really, really swells up and does an amazing job of molding to my cock and keeping full contact over the entire surface with no air gaps at all times.

Tightness: 9/10. Pleasant, but due to the smoothness and wetness, I do wish she was a bit tighter at default grip. In fact, rating just on that, I might even dip this to an 8. However, today I asked her to squeeze me while I was buried to the absolute hilt in missionary, and I learned that she can clamp down like a fucking vice and literally jerk my cock off with her vagina as if it was a hand. Most chicks can create some pleasant pressure if you ask them to squeeze, but this is "eyes roll back" good.

Aesthetics: 8/10. It's a nice coin slot pussy, shaved (although slightly growing back), but it doesn't have any unique visual appeal that would justify an elite rating. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just trying to be objective in my assessment. At the end of the day, it's a good vagina to look at but a fantastic one to touch.

Overall rating (not an average) - 180/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35302766)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 2:40 AM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

holy shit epic poast...you are a true connoiseeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368608)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: opaque mood selfie

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#36598382)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Fine. All of you philistines can't live without your bread and circuses? Go ahead:

[Removed]

Not going to leave this up for long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293611)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Brilliant faggot firefighter candlestick maker

8.1/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293671)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Mint pistol new version

Nothing wrong with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293790)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:02 AM
Author: glittery shimmering stead

You have nice legs. Now a pic of the chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293932)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Insecure onyx genital piercing wrinkle

looks like she squats a lot brother

nice, fertile, but still a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293992)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Self-centered station lettuce

any other pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35294842)



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Date: February 2nd, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

I recently got a *lot* of pics of her and am considering poasting one cropped to show mouth/jawline/neckline/hair, which will basically establish that she's very attractive without making her identifiable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35302615)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug

poast it, pussy. we're all emotionally invested at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368247)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: haunting purple trailer park pisswyrm

looks like she has no ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#36598182)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: Amber titillating ceo

i thought literotica is a chick thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35293960)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

She's basically just using me for sex now, NOT FLAME. She texts me in the middle of the day between her classes, I sneak away from work and meet her at my house to pound her out a few times, and we go on about our business.

She wasn't very talkative at all this week, usually texts me good morning and good night every day but had gone silent for a couple of days, and before that our schedules hadn't lined up to meet so we hadn't fucked since last weekend. Tonight at around 9 she called and told me I needed to get home right away. As soon as she walked in she started taking her pants off. After we finished it came out that she had just watched the new 50 shades movie. She was hungry and wanted to go get something to eat but legit didn't seem to care if I went or not so I just stayed home to POAST and play video games.

Basically by 11 tonight I had already smashed 3x and was already freed up to do whatever I want. This is 180. It was a bit annoying to get to the point of fucking her, but since then this has been the best ratio of effort vs. sex I've ever experienced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368219)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug

where did u meet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368229)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Motley transparent juggernaut jewess

he sought an arrangement of sorts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368235)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug

oh, lol. this dude is going to get got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368245)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

I've spent like $170 total on our dates and my portion of the tabs was definitely more than half of that amount. We've had around 6 fuck sessions, 15x total fucks. It's costing me less than $5 per load blown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368261)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug

no one cares about your dollar tally, dude. SA is a feeding ground for manipulative money sucking whores. be careful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368278)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

What is she manipulating me into? I just got out of a painful LTR with a chick I truly loved but who was absolutely terrible in bed. Somehow I fortuitously moved from that to my BEST sex partner ever, almost immediately after my ex gf moved away. This new chick has spared me so much pain, anguish, and regret. I would be completely despondent had I not met her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368326)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug

Be careful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368337)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Motley transparent juggernaut jewess

She knows exactly where his ledger nano S is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368348)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

lmao on that second date when I gave her the initial tour of my house, i had a bunch of exchanges open on the 65 inch TV in my game room. i caught myself trying to explain crypto arbitrage to this hawt teen. the conversation didnt get too much past "so, what exactly is a bitcoin and what can you use it for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368376)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug

0x021ad552395549594d9a82976c14df1e14375c6f

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35368394)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

JFC, she's literally just using me for my cock. Actual text exchange from approximately 2 hours ago.

her: "are u home?"

me: "yep"

her: "leave the door open"

*5 minutes later walks in and starts undressing*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35375069)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: comical trust fund liquid oxygen

ungh. she been sleeping over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35377500)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

she CAN'T sleep over because she lives with her parents lmao

she comes over, we fuck, we cuddle and talk some, we fuck 1-2x more, she leaves. it could NOT be a better setup for me, getting extremely wet teenage pussy without the trouble of dates and being freed up relatively early in the evening to POAST and play video games. the ONLY drawback is that she is not on BC and hates it, and I really want to nut in her raw instead of pulling out and putting on a condom to nut. i've been slowly working that IUD angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35377565)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: 180 turquoise stock car antidepressant drug

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#35377502)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: carnelian flickering international law enforcement agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#36598152)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Bisexual khaki depressive public bath

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#36598154)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

So my hawt teen had sort of faded out of the picture for a while. One day she texted me to get pounded out but I couldn't because I had only slept a few hours the night before and was crunching on a major deadline and she started texting me a lot less after that.

Then Friday I get this:

"How about I just saw you walk into smoothie king a while ago

You look great haha I'm proud of you"

Immediately I texted Monkey's Paw chick an excuse why I couldn't see her this weekend but she said she was already on her way over. Saturday night, sure enough, around 10pm I get:

"Are you busy?"

Which is her code for can I walk straight through your front door, undress, and slide my perfect teenage pussy onto your cock. I was playing Mario 3D World with mrs Monkey's Paw. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3864060&forum_id=2#36603595)



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Date: August 14th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Bisexual khaki depressive public bath



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Date: July 19th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: Plum Autistic Milk Round Eye

we DEMAND an update

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Date: July 19th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

Nothing else really came of it.

One random Friday night months later, she texted me out of the blue to come pick her up (which based on prior course of dealings, meant pound her a few times and watch a movie or drop her off someplace out with her friends). I spent 30 min wrapping up some work and then was about to go get her when she cancelled, citing some random family emergency that had just come up.

Never bothered with it after that, had new slampieces. A major factor in no further attempts was that I saw her on tinder a while later (actually matched with her) and her looks had declined. She probably put on 10-15 lbs. Really short shelf life on this one. She was a solid 9 in pics probably 1-2 years before I met her, probably 8 when I was fucking her, precipitously dropped to a 6 thereafter.

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Date: July 20th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Plum Autistic Milk Round Eye

what do you think explains this? it seems like she was young and addicted to flings and the HIGH you get from a new sexual partner, and she was really just a whore, like the board said

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Date: July 20th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

The deeper analysis doesn't really matter to me given the basic facts.

I ended a 2+ year relationship with a chick who was not fit and who I did not enjoy fucking. I was still very depressed about it. However, within like a week I was balls deep in a 19 y/o with a fit body and cute face. Her pussy was tight and she let me slip it in raw. I probably had 7-10 fuck sessions with her, nutting 2-4 times each. I spent maybe $80 total for dinner one night and takeout another.

This was an absolutely perfect rebound fling that cut at my exact point of dissatisfaction with my prior relationship. Obviously it's doubtful that this chick was some innocent little angel, but every aspect of the whole thing was incredibly 180.

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Date: July 20th, 2020 2:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring copper school cafeteria

Find jesus

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Date: July 20th, 2020 2:47 PM
Author: Sadistic Stimulating Persian Tank

it's really amazing how many ABSOLUTELY PERFECT gorgeous objective 10 twenty year olds who love video games ddc has banged over the years

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Date: July 20th, 2020 2:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Personal Credit Line Temple

This chick was 19 and didn't like video games and wasn't a 10. I've never fucked a 10.

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Date: July 20th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Shivering pink puppy

nice pics faggot lol

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Date: July 20th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: beta bronze library

leave diamond dood alone

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Date: July 20th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Ocher goyim feces



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