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fact: more chad cock than POOP has passed through ur future wife's anus (math)

Let us do the math. On average, an American shits ~250g o...
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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Seedy Spot

Let us do the math.

On average, an American shits ~250g of feces a day. Let's assume the relative density of said feces is 1, which actually is an underestimate considering that it typically sinks in water. With a diameter of 3.5cm, we can assume the poop is about 20cm in length. In keeping the model as simple as possible, we can assume ur future wife, at age 30, has passed the following amount of shit.

25 cm * 365 days * 30 years = 273,750cm

Now, the various chads demolishing ur future wife's anus - probably have an average dick size of around 25 cm, probably higher due to outliers. Average human thrusting speed is 60 BPM. Given that amount of time, the time of ass-fucking for Chadcock>>>shit for ur future wife is then

273,750 cm / 25 cm / 60 bpm = 182.5 minutes of assfucking

so, there's basically no universe where ur future wife has been assfucked by various Chads for under 3 hours. so her anus has seen more chadcock than poop. thus, it exists only as a sexual organ for chad release. Q.E.D.

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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Seedy Spot



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring cowardly chapel



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood Peach Meetinghouse



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Crusty brunch

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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: motley international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: arousing parlor cuckoldry



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Transparent racy newt

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: infuriating stimulating background story



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Seedy Spot

however, when she is with you, she claims she is "not a very sexual person" and you have never had anal sex

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:53 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: yapping spruce telephone business firm

rock hard, just a little epilogue, just a sentence or two.

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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: Seedy Spot



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:28 AM
Author: Snowy glittery pistol

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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: arousing parlor cuckoldry

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: motley international law enforcement agency

"this is your anus. it's for poop."

*beady shrew eyes narrow*

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