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fact: more chad cock than POOP has passed through ur future wife's anus (math)

Let us do the math. On average, an American shits ~250g o...
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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Grizzly Main People

Let us do the math.

On average, an American shits ~250g of feces a day. Let's assume the relative density of said feces is 1, which actually is an underestimate considering that it typically sinks in water. With a diameter of 3.5cm, we can assume the poop is about 20cm in length. In keeping the model as simple as possible, we can assume ur future wife, at age 30, has passed the following amount of shit.

25 cm * 365 days * 30 years = 273,750cm

Now, the various chads demolishing ur future wife's anus - probably have an average dick size of around 25 cm, probably higher due to outliers. Average human thrusting speed is 60 BPM. Given that amount of time, the time of ass-fucking for Chadcock>>>shit for ur future wife is then

273,750 cm / 25 cm / 60 bpm = 182.5 minutes of assfucking

so, there's basically no universe where ur future wife has been assfucked by various Chads for under 3 hours. so her anus has seen more chadcock than poop. thus, it exists only as a sexual organ for chad release. Q.E.D.

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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Grizzly Main People



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored Cuckold Feces



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: flesh medicated area potus

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Grizzly Main People

however, when she is with you, she claims she is "not a very sexual person" and you have never had anal sex

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:53 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:26 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:28 AM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:47 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Shivering Splenetic Locale

"this is your anus. it's for poop."

*beady shrew eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273630)