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fact: more chad cock than POOP has passed through ur future wife's anus (math)
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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: Comical hateful faggot firefighter stock car Let us do the math.
On average, an American shits ~250g of feces a day. Let's assume the relative density of said feces is 1, which actually is an underestimate considering that it typically sinks in water. With a diameter of 3.5cm, we can assume the poop is about 20cm in length. In keeping the model as simple as possible, we can assume ur future wife, at age 30, has passed the following amount of shit.
25 cm * 365 days * 30 years = 273,750cm
Now, the various chads demolishing ur future wife's anus - probably have an average dick size of around 25 cm, probably higher due to outliers. Average human thrusting speed is 60 BPM. Given that amount of time, the time of ass-fucking for Chadcock>>>shit for ur future wife is then
273,750 cm / 25 cm / 60 bpm = 182.5 minutes of assfucking
so, there's basically no universe where ur future wife has been assfucked by various Chads for under 3 hours. so her anus has seen more chadcock than poop. thus, it exists only as a sexual organ for chad release. Q.E.D. |
Date: January 20th, 2018 10:30 AM Author: Comical hateful faggot firefighter stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35195999) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:07 AM Author: Magical church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196189) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: Crusty Piazza Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196193) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:12 AM Author: Brilliant Library Digit Ratio Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196215) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Cracking flirting associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196737) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Pearly Reading Party Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273399) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:16 AM Author: Trip garnet community account sweet tailpipe You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196236) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM Author: Tripping forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273396) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Comical hateful faggot firefighter stock car however, when she is with you, she claims she is "not a very sexual person" and you have never had anal sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35196734) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM Author: Comical hateful faggot firefighter stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273621) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:53 PM Author: Comical hateful faggot firefighter stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35212780) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Bateful cruise ship philosopher-king rock hard, just a little epilogue, just a sentence or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35212788) |
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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:26 AM Author: Comical hateful faggot firefighter stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35241861) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:47 PM Author: Pearly Reading Party Set this is why I come here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273410) |
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM Author: Cracking flirting associate "this is your anus. it's for poop." *beady shrew eyes narrow* |