fact: more chad cock than POOP has passed through ur future wife's anus (math)
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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: aromatic ivory parlor
Let us do the math.
On average, an American shits ~250g of feces a day. Let's assume the relative density of said feces is 1, which actually is an underestimate considering that it typically sinks in water. With a diameter of 3.5cm, we can assume the poop is about 20cm in length. In keeping the model as simple as possible, we can assume ur future wife, at age 30, has passed the following amount of shit.
25 cm * 365 days * 30 years = 273,750cm
Now, the various chads demolishing ur future wife's anus - probably have an average dick size of around 25 cm, probably higher due to outliers. Average human thrusting speed is 60 BPM. Given that amount of time, the time of ass-fucking for Chadcock>>>shit for ur future wife is then
273,750 cm / 25 cm / 60 bpm = 182.5 minutes of assfucking
so, there's basically no universe where ur future wife has been assfucked by various Chads for under 3 hours. so her anus has seen more chadcock than poop. thus, it exists only as a sexual organ for chad release. Q.E.D.
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