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fact: more chad cock than POOP has passed through ur future wife's anus (math)

Let us do the math. On average, an American shits ~250g o...
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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: electric slate hairy legs

Let us do the math.

On average, an American shits ~250g of feces a day. Let's assume the relative density of said feces is 1, which actually is an underestimate considering that it typically sinks in water. With a diameter of 3.5cm, we can assume the poop is about 20cm in length. In keeping the model as simple as possible, we can assume ur future wife, at age 30, has passed the following amount of shit.

25 cm * 365 days * 30 years = 273,750cm

Now, the various chads demolishing ur future wife's anus - probably have an average dick size of around 25 cm, probably higher due to outliers. Average human thrusting speed is 60 BPM. Given that amount of time, the time of ass-fucking for Chadcock>>>shit for ur future wife is then

273,750 cm / 25 cm / 60 bpm = 182.5 minutes of assfucking

so, there's basically no universe where ur future wife has been assfucked by various Chads for under 3 hours. so her anus has seen more chadcock than poop. thus, it exists only as a sexual organ for chad release. Q.E.D.

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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: electric slate hairy legs



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Exciting obsidian filthpig



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored ultramarine parlour



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: painfully honest red mexican address

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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage



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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: contagious duck-like parlor



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: silver public bath

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: yellow floppy theater



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: electric slate hairy legs

however, when she is with you, she claims she is "not a very sexual person" and you have never had anal sex

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:53 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: spectacular ruddy marketing idea coldplay fan

rock hard, just a little epilogue, just a sentence or two.

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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: electric slate hairy legs



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed lodge crotch

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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: contagious duck-like parlor

this is why I come here

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage

"this is your anus. it's for poop."

*beady shrew eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273630)