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fact: more chad cock than POOP has passed through ur future wife's anus (math)

Let us do the math. On average, an American shits ~250g o...
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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: aquamarine toilet seat

Let us do the math.

On average, an American shits ~250g of feces a day. Let's assume the relative density of said feces is 1, which actually is an underestimate considering that it typically sinks in water. With a diameter of 3.5cm, we can assume the poop is about 20cm in length. In keeping the model as simple as possible, we can assume ur future wife, at age 30, has passed the following amount of shit.

25 cm * 365 days * 30 years = 273,750cm

Now, the various chads demolishing ur future wife's anus - probably have an average dick size of around 25 cm, probably higher due to outliers. Average human thrusting speed is 60 BPM. Given that amount of time, the time of ass-fucking for Chadcock>>>shit for ur future wife is then

273,750 cm / 25 cm / 60 bpm = 182.5 minutes of assfucking

so, there's basically no universe where ur future wife has been assfucked by various Chads for under 3 hours. so her anus has seen more chadcock than poop. thus, it exists only as a sexual organ for chad release. Q.E.D.

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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: aquamarine toilet seat



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: avocado potus pisswyrm



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Glittery newt



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: vibrant rough-skinned toaster home

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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Trip Useless Brakes Corn Cake



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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Pungent abode rigpig



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Date: January 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: vengeful mewling personal credit line

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: electric slap-happy reading party



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Date: January 20th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: aquamarine toilet seat

however, when she is with you, she claims she is "not a very sexual person" and you have never had anal sex

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:53 PM
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: cordovan mexican

rock hard, just a little epilogue, just a sentence or two.

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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: aquamarine toilet seat



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Date: January 26th, 2018 2:28 AM
Author: Appetizing School

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Date: January 29th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Pungent abode rigpig

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Trip Useless Brakes Corn Cake

"this is your anus. it's for poop."

*beady shrew eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865390&forum_id=2#35273630)