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biglaw attorneys: can you keep alcohol openly displayed in decanter at office?
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: Aquamarine Pocket Flask Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35198993) |
Date: January 20th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Abusive nofapping locale mad-dog skullcap Uhhhhhhh I’ve had a bottle of jack on my bookshelf for the past couple years and haven’t talked to HR yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199210) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: Aquamarine Pocket Flask Brunch How often are people in/out of your space? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199246) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Abusive nofapping locale mad-dog skullcap I am located on a well traversed part of the office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199267) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: Abusive nofapping locale mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199272) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Hilarious vibrant plaza ratface only if you're "partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199212) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican no but in court you can wear those helmets with beer cans on the side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199219) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: Coiffed Hissy Fit Sex Offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199226) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Hilarious vibrant plaza ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199266) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: emerald beady-eyed gas station cuckoldry Guy who thinks biglawyers see a courtroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199283) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Fishy diverse step-uncle's house why would you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199223) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:28 AM Author: Orchid Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202058) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: Amber parlor Our firm has an express policy that you're only allowed to consume firm-provided alcohol in the office (e.g. attorney happy hours and other firm functions). Nevertheless, there is a partner on my floor with a bar cart with a variety of liquors, etc. I've never seen an associate or counsel do anything more than have an unopened bottle of wine on their desk from a xmas gift they haven't taken home yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199235) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican everybody keeps a bottle of beam and dixie cups in their bottom drawer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199240) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: Amber parlor OP wasn't asking about sneaking booze - he was asking about open displays (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199250) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican you don't have empties from the craft beer place pyramaided over your bookshelf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199262) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Marvelous stead jew I don't think anyone would mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199257) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Aquamarine Pocket Flask Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199276) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: Amber parlor It is going to be pretentious as fuck if you have a bottle of scotch sitting in a decanter on display. Don't be that guy. If you really want to have a snort now and then, just keep a bottle in your desk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199290) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: Aquamarine Pocket Flask Brunch that's what i figured. how often do people day (or evening) drink in biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199339) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:13 AM Author: outnumbered bespoke people who are hurt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202313) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Marvelous stead jew Oh Jesus, don't do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199295) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican i'm a lawyer-dentist-general, ret. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199299) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: emerald beady-eyed gas station cuckoldry I used to start drinking at 3pm in biglaw when the adderal was wearing off. Would be tabled by 7pm bad keep working through dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199293) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican just do the coke like a real lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199296) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: emerald beady-eyed gas station cuckoldry Coke when leaving the office to manufacture some euphoria. It’s too inconsistent and euphoric to deal with the horror of 19 biglaw emails coming in a minute while simultaneously turning a partners illegible edits to a motion 1 hr beforehand it needs to be filed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199308) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican everytime a door slams shut you think it's the cops called to make an example of you by some service partner. your jaw clenches, you can barely jerk off, grabbing your glock tightly to go out in a blaze of glory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199322) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: emerald beady-eyed gas station cuckoldry Can barely jerk off (still jerk off for 4 hrs and wonderment where the time went) jfc I don’t miss biglaw, or adderal. Miss coke a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199337) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:08 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican i know it's time to go on a coke hiatus when my cock bleeds and peels like a baby snake upgrading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199349) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Razzle reading party casino When I was fedclerking I got talked to by the Clerk of the Court personally about a fucking bottle of cheap glenfiddich that I happened to leave out on my desk after working late one night. They told my judge and everything, but he didn't care and I actually think it helped me with him long term.
But anyway, just so you know: there are apparently federal regs that prohibit the consumption of alcohol on premises. |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Umber Cruise Ship Mexican yeah like how 7/11 has signs "no consuming beer within 500 feet." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199314) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Razzle reading party casino Yeah pretty much. I was genuinely surprised at how gay they were about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199324) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: Aquamarine Pocket Flask Brunch surprised your judge was OK w/ it. my interaction w/ him was negative (we've talked about this elsewhere iirc) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199469) |
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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:42 PM Author: Contagious house gunner Everyone in my office has these. It’s nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35199599) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:13 AM Author: Appetizing Mediation I kept the bottles hidden, but did keep a bottle of single malt in its canister displayed for a number of years (gift from client) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202010) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:18 AM Author: irate jade dopamine I had a nice bottle of scotch from a vendor that I left on an office shelf. Nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202021) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:26 AM Author: shimmering bipolar sanctuary digit ratio ? It’s obligatory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202055) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 10:59 AM Author: clear main people marketing idea Most of the associates in my office bring a case of Keystone light and a Yeti cooler to work on Fridays. Partners don't like it but they deal with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202231) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:08 AM Author: Charismatic blue trump supporter puppy Pretty common for associates to have a bottle of scotch in the desk, usually broken out for a late night drink with fellow associates or a "chill" junior partner after finishing some big task (I'm a litigator, so usually filing a big brief at midnight or something like that). Don't know anyone with openly displayed alcohol though except for one older partner. Would be weird at my firm for a junior associate to have a bottle on the shelf like some kind of college dorm shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202283) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:11 AM Author: heady roommate Kept a bottle of bourbon on bookshelf as a mid-level associate. Partners would high five when they noticed it got drained because that meant we were in there late at some point. In current form probably half of the offices have a bottle of liquor out in the open (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35202300) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:45 PM Author: Mildly autistic masturbator Have only seen an occasional partner with liquor in their office.
One rainmaker used to get sloshed daily but he brought in so much business no one cared. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2018 2:04 AM Author: Bearded Sooty Mental Disorder Jewess Nobody gives a shit and everybody is an alcoholic. Have you ever stayed too late at a biglaw Christmas party? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865801&forum_id=2#35207623) |