Date: January 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: medicated multi-colored dysfunction site
The non-English-speaking Illegal
The Pensive, Ethical Muslim Arab
The Jive-Talking Strong Black Womyn
The White Rapist Jock
The M2F Tranny (who's also Jewish)
The plot is similar to the Hughes version, except that instead of hating Judd Nelson, Vice Principal Pence has a strong, irrational favoritism for the White Rapist Jock, played by Shia LeBeouf. The other four come together to eventually understand and overcome the structural barriers erected by the White Rapist Jock (an evangelical christian raised by his mechanic single father in a trailer park), who they'd all originally thought of as being a nice, hardworking guy. In the end, they find a way to use social media and the #MeToo movement to stick it to the 3-sport athlete. (I won't spoil it for you, but let's just say: he had been headed to Harvard, but not anymore!)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865814&forum_id=2#35199172)