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anyone here actually WANT to be on a jury?

I'd love to be on a jury
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
of course. which is why i'll never get picked much less allo...
Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig
  01/21/18
not speaking at all is one of the fastest ways to get picked...
odious jew kitchen
  01/21/18
...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
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Violent rigpig goyim
  01/22/18
i've got jury duty on valentine's day, so I hope I get picke...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
that's the way. avoid eye contact i guess.
Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig
  01/21/18
Wouldn't you lose money though
cordovan theater ladyboy
  01/21/18
I don't care. I want to be on a jury.
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
I just want jury duty. Guaranteed paid 6 weeks off, will on...
Doobsian stead
  01/21/18
I would love to convict some degenerate because I don't fall...
claret titillating state
  01/21/18
...
Arrogant home generalized bond
  01/21/18
...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
Would love to not guilty someone for 1488 reasons
floppy green ceo messiness
  01/21/18
i'd like to just to poast about it afterwards re how stupid ...
Citrine razzle-dazzle factory reset button
  01/21/18
...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
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Soul-stirring impertinent marketing idea sound barrier
  01/22/18
I was really impressed as a clerk with how seriously jurors ...
Violent rigpig goyim
  01/22/18
...
Aquamarine fiercely-loyal friendly grandma hominid
  01/21/18
I'd prefer to be an alternate during a long trial so I can z...
blathering degenerate
  01/21/18
i'd want a short-ish trial and a long deliberation. if it's ...
Citrine razzle-dazzle factory reset button
  01/21/18
Would love to serve. Been to several VDs but never selected...
Bisexual Frisky Dysfunction Range
  01/21/18
I ask a similar question during jury selection
Multi-colored fishy field kitty cat
  01/21/18
I'll ask the same one tomorrow morning to the venire. I'll d...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
As a kid I always thought it would be cool as fuck to serve ...
Thriller Therapy
  01/21/18
a hosftra degree is like a ged.
Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig
  01/21/18
WRONG MOVE. The court and the prosecution will be pissed at ...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
Are you telling me that if I showed up to jury selection wea...
Thriller Therapy
  01/21/18
If I were a judge & saw that, I'd grill you on the stand...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
jurors have uniforms?
Thriller Therapy
  01/21/18
yes
Exhilarant dilemma haunted graveyard
  01/21/18
lol
Hairraiser Cruise Ship
  01/21/18
Last time I went to jury duty, there were literally people i...
Doobsian stead
  01/21/18
how often do lawyers get through?
Marvelous Ebony Sandwich Theatre
  01/21/18
I've never seen it happen.
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
One of my associates got picked on a capital murder trial. ...
Wild snowy scourge upon the earth
  01/21/18
I had a former judge and a biglolyer on the same jury.
Gaped School Cafeteria Round Eye
  01/21/18
I kept one on my last jury trial but he was going to be an a...
Multi-colored fishy field kitty cat
  01/21/18
I'd probably nullify that shit if it was a non-violent drug ...
Lascivious dopamine
  01/21/18
only jury i've ever been called for is a coroner's jury. got...
Onyx Concupiscible Partner Water Buffalo
  01/21/18
...
burgundy garrison
  01/21/18
...
beady-eyed disrespectful rigor
  01/21/18
...
floppy green ceo messiness
  01/21/18
at my jury duty i got pulled up for voir dire for some obvio...
maroon confused shrine athletic conference
  01/21/18
turdskin?
Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig
  01/21/18
white as snow
maroon confused shrine athletic conference
  01/21/18
I was on one for a civil trial that lasted 4 days. Only tim...
trip menage
  01/21/18
On the Jury form, I always put JURIS DOCTOR in the education...
Doobsian stead
  01/21/18
i want a cartel drug case so i can make $$$ for a NG.
Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig
  01/21/18
NG?
Doobsian stead
  01/22/18
notguilty
Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig
  01/22/18
God I’m retarded most of the time
Doobsian stead
  01/22/18
...
burgundy garrison
  01/22/18
...
charismatic awkward plaza
  01/22/18
I was a juror on an agg rape charge, it was one of the most ...
Magenta brunch police squad
  01/22/18


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Date: January 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

I'd love to be on a jury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35204916)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig

of course. which is why i'll never get picked much less allowed to open my mouth during voire dire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35204920)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: odious jew kitchen

not speaking at all is one of the fastest ways to get picked for a jury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205063)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Violent rigpig goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207493)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

i've got jury duty on valentine's day, so I hope I get picked. it'd be 180. On the online form, I wrote my occupation as "counselor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205821)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig

that's the way. avoid eye contact i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205851)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: cordovan theater ladyboy

Wouldn't you lose money though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205889)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

I don't care. I want to be on a jury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206213)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Doobsian stead

I just want jury duty. Guaranteed paid 6 weeks off, will only get called in like twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35204934)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: claret titillating state

I would love to convict some degenerate because I don't fall for the defense's lame mind tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205813)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Arrogant home generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205879)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206216)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: floppy green ceo messiness

Would love to not guilty someone for 1488 reasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206380)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle factory reset button

i'd like to just to poast about it afterwards re how stupid all these people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205820)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205822)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring impertinent marketing idea sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207367)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Violent rigpig goyim

I was really impressed as a clerk with how seriously jurors took their responsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207496)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine fiercely-loyal friendly grandma hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205823)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: blathering degenerate

I'd prefer to be an alternate during a long trial so I can zone out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205828)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Citrine razzle-dazzle factory reset button

i'd want a short-ish trial and a long deliberation. if it's an easy case, deliberations wont be as entertaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205846)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Bisexual Frisky Dysfunction Range

Would love to serve. Been to several VDs but never selected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205884)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored fishy field kitty cat

I ask a similar question during jury selection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205891)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

I'll ask the same one tomorrow morning to the venire. I'll ding anyone who says "yes, I want to serve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206222)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Thriller Therapy

As a kid I always thought it would be cool as fuck to serve on a jury. Now that I'm an adult, having to drag myself to some courtroom instead of my office and having to deal with missing a bunch of time at work seems like a pain in the ass.

I would totally act out during jury selection to make sure I was not picked. In fact, the only time I ever wear a t-shirt with the name of my law school on it is when I get called to jury duty, in the hopes that it will make me one of the first ones dismissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205902)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig

a hosftra degree is like a ged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206232)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

WRONG MOVE. The court and the prosecution will be pissed at you & the defense would do everything in its power to keep you. The people we want on a jury are shitlibs who don't want to be there & will just return a not guilty verdict so that they can get back to their "partners" even faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206233)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Thriller Therapy

Are you telling me that if I showed up to jury selection wearing the t-shirt of a T14 law school, I would not get immediately dismissed? who the fuck wants a JD on their jury? Surely I would end up having undue influence over other jurors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206245)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

If I were a judge & saw that, I'd grill you on the stand about wearing appropriate attire to court. As a law student or graduate, you should know that a fucking t-shirt is not appropriate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206259)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Thriller Therapy

jurors have uniforms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206264)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant dilemma haunted graveyard

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207202)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Cruise Ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207151)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Doobsian stead

Last time I went to jury duty, there were literally people in old school dirty sweatpants and unbuttoned dirty flannel shirts exposing huge beer bellies and stained undershirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207163)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Ebony Sandwich Theatre

how often do lawyers get through?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205905)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

I've never seen it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206208)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Wild snowy scourge upon the earth

One of my associates got picked on a capital murder trial. Not sure how that happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206229)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Gaped School Cafeteria Round Eye

I had a former judge and a biglolyer on the same jury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206358)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored fishy field kitty cat

I kept one on my last jury trial but he was going to be an alternate and it was a two day trial so I wasn’t concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206253)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Lascivious dopamine

I'd probably nullify that shit if it was a non-violent drug crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205906)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Onyx Concupiscible Partner Water Buffalo

only jury i've ever been called for is a coroner's jury. got out of that waste of time damn quick.

would love to spend a bit of time doing some sweet jury nullification work.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35205985)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206243)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed disrespectful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206479)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: floppy green ceo messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206989)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: maroon confused shrine athletic conference

at my jury duty i got pulled up for voir dire for some obviously guilty blk bro who bought drugs from an undercover cop.

I would have liked to have been on the jury but the def bro didn't like the color of my skin so I was bounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206276)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig

turdskin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206365)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: maroon confused shrine athletic conference

white as snow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35206538)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: trip menage

I was on one for a civil trial that lasted 4 days. Only time I was ever on one. Nice little break from work, pretty chill. Still got paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207119)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Doobsian stead

On the Jury form, I always put JURIS DOCTOR in the education section. I'm always one of the first people excused. It's the only real benefit I've received from law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207170)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig

i want a cartel drug case so i can make $$$ for a NG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207211)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Doobsian stead

NG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207502)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Mischievous jade juggernaut pozpig

notguilty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207523)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Doobsian stead

God I’m retarded most of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207547)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207503)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: charismatic awkward plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35207574)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Magenta brunch police squad

I was a juror on an agg rape charge, it was one of the most stressful experiences of my life. He pleaded out after evidence but before deliberation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866648&forum_id=2#35208782)