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LJL at escort ads saying "I love nice restaurants and dressing up too"

as if they go anywhere but the bed with the backup sheets fo...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
I guess it's more for the literal escorting side of things, ...
disturbing salmon center friendly grandma
  01/23/18
but nobody is paying to take an escort anywhere, ever. i mea...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
I would pay for gfe
Razzmatazz Yellow Dopamine Home
  01/23/18
that's kissing and bbbjcim.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
it's more involved
Razzmatazz Yellow Dopamine Home
  01/23/18
bb
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
Are there really dudes who are wining and dining and doing o...
Ultramarine hell boltzmann
  01/23/18
i can't imagine that's anything but fantasy on the 'scorts' ...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
life is flame anyway
disturbing salmon center friendly grandma
  01/23/18
Do you think if you're in your 40s or 50s, divorced or never...
Lake comical house
  01/23/18
i'm not a sex freak if i use them biweekly. it's just a hobb...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
Paying someone 2x a motnh for sex isn't healthy bro. A $7,50...
Lake comical house
  01/23/18
way to move the goalposts.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
$7500 a year is all that costs? Guarantee I spend more with ...
flesh school cafeteria sex offender
  01/23/18
7,500 a year for a habit is fine, I spent more on that on cr...
Orchid Corn Cake
  01/23/18
2 * 5 * 365 = $3,650. That's 2 Starbucks lattes a day for a...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/23/18
for anyone attractive, it is usually a lot more than $500 fo...
Ultramarine hell boltzmann
  01/23/18
lol that's what their ads say. but they'll gladly take $500.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
I've spent an entire night with an "escort" for le...
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
OUT THE LOCATION
Bisexual nursing home really tough guy
  01/23/18
Serious q - what is the point of that?
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/23/18
Most escort users are married bros, not sexless losers.
Puce Indirect Expression Address
  01/24/18
Are you saying that "Pretty Woman" was some sort o...
bat shit crazy office
  01/23/18
The premise of that movie is so retarded
heady misanthropic plaza toilet seat
  01/23/18
...
Turquoise Mother
  01/23/18
did you fuck? sounds like you dated her not a john.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
...
Turquoise Mother
  01/23/18
if you didn't pay cash or drugs, she's your gf.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
...
Turquoise Mother
  01/23/18
Well, if you didn't pay her, it isn't what I'm talking about...
Ultramarine hell boltzmann
  01/23/18
I follow a bartender on Instagram who gets flown out to rand...
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/23/18
or she travels alone. nobody travels with hookers. don't wan...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4JHmyyB_7/ https://www.inst...
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/23/18
gross, c;mon. she's maxing out credit cards.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
Trust me on this man.
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/23/18
i can only imagine what these chicks wear i was once eati...
lilac cumskin
  01/23/18
hint: they dress like escorts think high society people dre...
Ultramarine hell boltzmann
  01/23/18
i don't know if you all have ever had a conversation with an...
lilac cumskin
  01/23/18
i date them. like for real.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
what do you all talk about
lilac cumskin
  01/23/18
anything but her job. they're just normal poorly-adjusted 20...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
CR
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
CR. I've come across a few UC humanities grads that did it t...
Obsidian violent stag film ceo
  01/23/18
it is so bad though, thy're broken and they're so jealous of...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
Protip: all poor young people with fucked up careers are jea...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/24/18
jealous of you getting picked up by other chicks is what i m...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
?
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/24/18
dating dating a hooker.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
fucked a stripper bareback in a strip club on Friday, got a ...
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
did you nut inside her?
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
nope, came on her ass, she was sopping wet and seemed extra ...
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
can you tell the entire story here?
Ultramarine hell boltzmann
  01/23/18
...
Bisexual nursing home really tough guy
  01/23/18
not much of a story... went to a popular strip club Friday n...
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
"she hands me a condom..."
Diverse athletic conference
  01/23/18
...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/23/18
U missed out on posaibly the best nut of ur life. Nothing mo...
Rebellious Foreskin Selfie
  01/23/18
standing in line with her at walgreens for tests she's too d...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
ate her ass too
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
i mean i ate a backpage hooker's pussy, but the ass, in the ...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
...
Rebellious Foreskin Selfie
  01/24/18
(pathetic serial john)
Charismatic famous landscape painting
  01/23/18
I'll pay you IRL to suck my dick Faggot.
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
How much did that cost?
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/23/18
Why didnct he wear a condom?
Rebellious Foreskin Selfie
  01/23/18
There is NO SEX in the champagne room
hideous marketing idea idea he suggested
  01/23/18
You’re quite aware there is no cure for hsv-2, that you cont...
Hateful primrose trump supporter
  01/23/18
credited advice, but getting hsv-2 requires the person to be...
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
"sheds asymptomatically" means you can get it when...
concupiscible lemon piazza
  01/23/18
i've got a 180 immune system... I'm good, and if I'm not......
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
sure but the chance of catching it during that period is ext...
tan swashbuckling milk boiling water
  01/24/18
Lol this guy fucking strippers raw is living the fast life. ...
Big Son Of Senegal
  01/24/18
i would actually quite like to take an escort out to a nice ...
Gay 180 gay wizard university
  01/23/18
why would you want to pay triple the price to have every wom...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
you mean others would probably notice she's an escort?
Gay 180 gay wizard university
  01/23/18
even at cheesecake factory.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/23/18
I remember a law firm story where some brilliant young summe...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/23/18
i want more deets
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
I didn't get too much more than that. But in addition to ge...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/23/18
anyone get NOOFFERED pwned?
avocado kitty halford
  01/23/18
I never heard how that was handled. It was a cautionary &q...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/23/18
seems like a smart move since they now know which partners a...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
They had no idea which partners squealed though.
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/24/18
Let me explain this ... nobody or virtually nobody actually ...
Puce Indirect Expression Address
  01/24/18
Really? People want to fantasize about leaving their wives ...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/24/18
You're wrong on this.
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/24/18
yeah the "virtually" is not nearly exact enough.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
I follow girls who go on dinner dates with anonymous strange...
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/24/18
you're stalking couples not hookers, then.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Lol sure thing hoss.
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/24/18
tell me more about these hookers going on shopping dates.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Here's a literal porn star who had some anonymous guy buy he...
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/24/18
1) porn stars get shit from people they don't fuck. 2) sh...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Heh. I can personally confirm I've taken her to Hillstone...
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Have you ever bought her gifts
Motley hilarious feces sandwich
  01/24/18
Bags and shit? No. I have a thing for buying girls lingerie ...
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
Haven been with a few pros, they've mentioned that dudes wil...
Rebellious Foreskin Selfie
  01/24/18
i date hookers. they're worse than regular girls because the...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Stop dating trash bro.
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
i have a soft-spot white-knight thing i guess. ever since i ...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Personally I just like going out to eat. Why not do it with ...
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
because they'll take photos, eat like pigs, have the hostess...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Buying a young girl dinner is just old fashioned gentlemanly...
Big Son Of Senegal
  01/24/18
LOL
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Convinced this guy is either an autist or a sociopath.
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
jfc, I didn't think a man could be this dumb
rose immigrant
  08/05/18
Again, stop dating trash. The women I see are actually fun t...
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
ok it just jumped the shark.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
?
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
i date hookers but i don't take hookers on dates who i'm pay...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
The girls I take on dates are beautiful, affable and well ma...
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
hookers aren't well-mannered. if you can't tell, that's cool...
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
What is a BB?
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/24/18
Bodybuilder.
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
jfc, thx for answering though...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/24/18
Don't knock it until you try it. Believe it or not most F...
very tactful thriller alpha library
  01/24/18
Yeah, I'll pass but more power to you...
Dashing Blood Rage
  01/24/18
Not sure about signaling that she's a hoe, but she'll run up...
Rebellious Foreskin Selfie
  01/24/18
and tequila shots.
fragrant yapping resort
  01/24/18
Waiter: "Here's the bill." Hoe: "Oh wait, ...
Rebellious Foreskin Selfie
  01/24/18
*triggered*
rose immigrant
  08/05/18
They put that in in the hope that they will get pretty woman...
Sinister slimy windowlicker
  08/05/18
...
fragrant yapping resort
  08/05/18


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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

as if they go anywhere but the bed with the backup sheets for 17 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217800)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: disturbing salmon center friendly grandma

I guess it's more for the literal escorting side of things, like they could eat at a place with two forks and not stick out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217812)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

but nobody is paying to take an escort anywhere, ever. i mean, unless you're their bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217822)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Yellow Dopamine Home

I would pay for gfe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217830)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

that's kissing and bbbjcim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217835)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Yellow Dopamine Home

it's more involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217863)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217872)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell boltzmann

Are there really dudes who are wining and dining and doing overnights with escorts? I always see it on escort websites, but seems absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217845)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

i can't imagine that's anything but fantasy on the 'scorts' part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217849)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: disturbing salmon center friendly grandma

life is flame anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217852)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Lake comical house

Do you think if you're in your 40s or 50s, divorced or never married, and have absolutely no one to talk to, you wouldn't pay some stranger $500 to listen to you? The majority of Johns are lonely people that want some companionship with a cherry on top at the end. Most XO poasters who use escorts are degenerate sex freaks who do it because they can, not because they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217887)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

i'm not a sex freak if i use them biweekly. it's just a hobby like skiing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217900)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Lake comical house

Paying someone 2x a motnh for sex isn't healthy bro. A $7,500/year sex habit isn't healthy. LJL at your self-delusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217911)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

way to move the goalposts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217914)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: flesh school cafeteria sex offender

$7500 a year is all that costs? Guarantee I spend more with less favorable results being married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221460)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Orchid Corn Cake

7,500 a year for a habit is fine, I spent more on that on crypto this year. You're just poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221466)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

2 * 5 * 365 = $3,650. That's 2 Starbucks lattes a day for a year. Just to put this in perspective...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222408)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell boltzmann

for anyone attractive, it is usually a lot more than $500 for an entire night. More like $5k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217946)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

lol that's what their ads say. but they'll gladly take $500.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217953)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

I've spent an entire night with an "escort" for less...However, I am including seeking arrangement whores in this. In my neck of the woods, lots of young porno chicks are on SA, its 180 to hang out and fuck all night for 200$ and a dime bag of weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218205)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Bisexual nursing home really tough guy

OUT THE LOCATION

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219395)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

Serious q - what is the point of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222440)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Puce Indirect Expression Address

Most escort users are married bros, not sexless losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225234)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy office

Are you saying that "Pretty Woman" was some sort of dumb chick fantasy flick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217888)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: heady misanthropic plaza toilet seat

The premise of that movie is so retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217938)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Turquoise Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217925)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

did you fuck? sounds like you dated her not a john.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217930)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Turquoise Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217945)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

if you didn't pay cash or drugs, she's your gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Turquoise Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217955)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell boltzmann

Well, if you didn't pay her, it isn't what I'm talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217949)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

I follow a bartender on Instagram who gets flown out to random places for the weekend- Arizona, Colorado, etc. always at fancy restaurants, court side at basketball games etc. but her date is never shown in any pics. Pretty obvious someone is paying to take her out on dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219374)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

or she travels alone. nobody travels with hookers. don't want to be caught with their drugs or violent schemes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219380)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4JHmyyB_7/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BReU-MNh811/

Chicks in my high school worked as bartenders and rented boats and NYC penthouse suites for themselves all the time it was nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219430)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

gross, c;mon.

she's maxing out credit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219527)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

Trust me on this man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219711)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: lilac cumskin

i can only imagine what these chicks wear

i was once eating dinner at Marea and was seated next to Robert Plant and his 22 year old girlfriend. This dude was visibly annoyed to even be in her presence but tolerated it because she was young hot model poon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217956)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell boltzmann

hint: they dress like escorts think high society people dress....which isn't anything like high society people dress, and they stick out like sore thumbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35217992)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: lilac cumskin

i don't know if you all have ever had a conversation with an escort but it's cringeworthy how broken and low iq they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218010)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

i date them. like for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218015)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: lilac cumskin

what do you all talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

anything but her job. they're just normal poorly-adjusted 20-30 yr olds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218042)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218230)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Obsidian violent stag film ceo

CR. I've come across a few UC humanities grads that did it to pay off their loans and found out it wasn't so bad. Plus, they liked the easy money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219422)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

it is so bad though, thy're broken and they're so jealous of you even though they hook. it's odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219426)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

Protip: all poor young people with fucked up careers are jealous of people with stable careers and money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225278)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

jealous of you getting picked up by other chicks is what i meant primarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225450)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225637)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

dating dating a hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225908)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

fucked a stripper bareback in a strip club on Friday, got a little fleeced, but overall was worth it. Taking Q's ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218174)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

did you nut inside her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218182)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

nope, came on her ass, she was sopping wet and seemed extra fertile, didn't want to risk it.. also, she asked me not to cum inside her because she was't on the pill. didn't jerk off for a few days so I wasn't thinking straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218263)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell boltzmann

can you tell the entire story here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218531)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Bisexual nursing home really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219400)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

not much of a story... went to a popular strip club Friday night with a friend (genetic and current female), saw a white stripper with a great ass doing pole theatrics, found myself getting turned on, later in the night asked for a lap dance, small chit chat, asked her if she was dtf, she told me it was 100$ for a room for and 300$ for her, I was like fuck it, lets do it. We get inside the room, she hands me a condom and , she grinds on my lap, takes off her thong and top, I pull down my pants, she sucks my dick , then we fuck bare back, I pull out when she's riding me reverse cowgirl, cum on her ass, ask for a napkin, wipe my dick, pull my pants up, get her number, find my friend, and uber back home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221399)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Diverse athletic conference

"she hands me a condom..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222512)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222531)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Rebellious Foreskin Selfie

U missed out on posaibly the best nut of ur life. Nothing more exciting than thinking u knocked up some nasty ass hoe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219512)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

standing in line with her at walgreens for tests she's too dumb to take and then at planned parenthood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219549)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

ate her ass too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218295)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

i mean i ate a backpage hooker's pussy, but the ass, in the club?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218552)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Rebellious Foreskin Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225091)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Charismatic famous landscape painting

(pathetic serial john)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218218)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

I'll pay you IRL to suck my dick Faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35218237)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

How much did that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219402)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Rebellious Foreskin Selfie

Why didnct he wear a condom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219516)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: hideous marketing idea idea he suggested

There is NO SEX in the champagne room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219544)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Hateful primrose trump supporter

You’re quite aware there is no cure for hsv-2, that you contract it through skin contact outside of the condom area, and that it sheds asymptomatically?? Always wear the rubber, get ED meds if you struggle staying hard. Don’t get one-wrong-moved here man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219653)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

credited advice, but getting hsv-2 requires the person to be having an outbreak, women are self conscious as fuck about that shit. I also do a thorough investigation to make sure there's nothing odd going on. Been OK so far, but can't really argue with what you're saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35221438)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: concupiscible lemon piazza

"sheds asymptomatically" means you can get it when the girl has no symptoms, eg not having an outbreak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222437)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

i've got a 180 immune system... I'm good, and if I'm not... I'll cop a valtrex rx and be good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222474)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: tan swashbuckling milk boiling water

sure but the chance of catching it during that period is extremely remote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225955)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Big Son Of Senegal

Lol this guy fucking strippers raw is living the fast life. The only thing missing is some coke and ecstacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225551)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Gay 180 gay wizard university

i would actually quite like to take an escort out to a nice restaurant, go back to a fancy hotel and fuck her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219603)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

why would you want to pay triple the price to have every woman laughing at you, guy highfiving their bro, and watching her eat like a piglet while she watches youtube videos and pretends to give a shit about law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219624)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Gay 180 gay wizard university

you mean others would probably notice she's an escort?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219659)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

even at cheesecake factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35219662)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

I remember a law firm story where some brilliant young summers decided to show up to an event with a couple of escorts. Spoiler: some of the partners recognized them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222458)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

i want more deets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222478)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

I didn't get too much more than that. But in addition to getting noticed, there was an open bar and well, young trashy escorts + free alcohol went about as you can expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222495)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: avocado kitty halford

anyone get NOOFFERED pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222506)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

I never heard how that was handled. It was a cautionary "don't do this if you can't find a date to an event" story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35222538)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

seems like a smart move since they now know which partners are cheating and can extract assurances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225097)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

They had no idea which partners squealed though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225213)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Puce Indirect Expression Address

Let me explain this ... nobody or virtually nobody actually takes them out. But a lot of guys, married guys especially, like to fantasize that they could ditch their fat wives and start over with a fun, exciting whore. And the "i like to dress up and go out" bit plays into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225225)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

Really? People want to fantasize about leaving their wives for a prostitute? That seems insane.

My theory is that it is free money so even if one guy a year actually does this, there's no reason to not solicit that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225255)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

You're wrong on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225322)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

yeah the "virtually" is not nearly exact enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225329)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

I follow girls who go on dinner dates with anonymous strangers all the time, get CHanel bags as gifts, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225337)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

you're stalking couples not hookers, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225343)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

Lol sure thing hoss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225415)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

tell me more about these hookers going on shopping dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225419)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

Here's a literal porn star who had some anonymous guy buy her a 4k Chanel bag as a gift

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZZT2awHN9p/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225440)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

1) porn stars get shit from people they don't fuck.

2) she's likely lying and bought it for herself with hooker money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225444)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Heh.

I can personally confirm I've taken her to Hillstone in NYC before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225458)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225460)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Motley hilarious feces sandwich

Have you ever bought her gifts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225487)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Bags and shit? No. I have a thing for buying girls lingerie though. Half the Victoria's Secret or Calvin Klein you see her in on IG I got her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225494)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Rebellious Foreskin Selfie

Haven been with a few pros, they've mentioned that dudes will take them out to eat. Generally, business visitors looking to grab something to eat and fuck around. So, there's the companionship aspect, but certainly there are prbly some dudes that think they can turn a hoe into a housewife. These chicks are top shelf talent in making you feel amazing, are easy going, and fucking your brains out. So, but for the hoe part, these chicks would make decent GFs considering today's alternatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225514)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

i date hookers. they're worse than regular girls because they have a certain hatred for guys that comes out in their drugged up mean moments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225523)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Stop dating trash bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225542)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

i have a soft-spot white-knight thing i guess. ever since i read dostoyevsky's white knights. seriously. i like broken girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225565)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Personally I just like going out to eat. Why not do it with a 9 or 10? That and treating them to a nice dinner beforehand makes them way more likely to enjoy the sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225527)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

because they'll take photos, eat like pigs, have the hostess and every chick know they're a hooker, biz men looking at you sadly as they fuck these girls for cheaper since they're not dating them.

just eat alone at the bar or a booth. why would you wan to pay to a talk to a chick? that's mind-boggling to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225547)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Big Son Of Senegal

Buying a young girl dinner is just old fashioned gentlemanly behavior. It will be repaid by her with some extra care in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225574)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225580)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Convinced this guy is either an autist or a sociopath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225581)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: rose immigrant

jfc, I didn't think a man could be this dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557762)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Again, stop dating trash. The women I see are actually fun to be around.

But my experience might be different than yours. The only escorts I see are porn stars trannies and bodybuilders. I've only taken a few porn stars and BBs out, the ones I was reasonably sure wouldn't act out in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225579)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

ok it just jumped the shark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225590)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225597)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

i date hookers but i don't take hookers on dates who i'm paying. that's the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225602)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

The girls I take on dates are beautiful, affable and well mannered. Better than spending 200 on a tinder shrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225614)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

hookers aren't well-mannered. if you can't tell, that's cool i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225629)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

What is a BB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225894)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Bodybuilder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225902)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

jfc, thx for answering though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225909)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: very tactful thriller alpha library

Don't knock it until you try it.

Believe it or not most FBBs are super feminine and enjoyed being dominated more than the average woman does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225930)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Dashing Blood Rage

Yeah, I'll pass but more power to you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225951)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Rebellious Foreskin Selfie

Not sure about signaling that she's a hoe, but she'll run up the bill. You think she'll order some iced tea and a nice side for her meal? Fuck no. She'll order the most expensive items and just pick at them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225631)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: fragrant yapping resort

and tequila shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35225636)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Rebellious Foreskin Selfie

Waiter: "Here's the bill."

Hoe: "Oh wait, we're ordering out too. Let me get a porterhouse medium-rare and some spearhead asparagus and mashed potatoes to go."..."Oh wait, and two slices of NY cheese cake..actually just give me two cheesecakes."

John: "haha...funny..we just ate and I'm full. What are we going to do with the food?"

Hoe: "Oh...my Uber is here. thanks again honey, call me anytime. bye."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#35227075)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: rose immigrant

*triggered*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557764)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Sinister slimy windowlicker

They put that in in the hope that they will get pretty womaned when in reality they get paid to bone and get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557895)



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Date: August 5th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: fragrant yapping resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868386&forum_id=2#36557908)