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Have two months to find a new job

want to move into something different. fake resume time?
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
did you get "the talk"?
outnumbered regret
  01/23/18
i work on something thats ending in two months and ive been ...
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
Will be or have been?
sickened resort
  01/23/18
ive been told*
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
May I suggest a bright new career in compliance, bro?
Charismatic Unhinged Sandwich
  01/23/18
...
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
No greater shame on earth then doing compliance.
Sooty infuriating business firm
  01/23/18
Seems fine... If I got offered a high ranking compliance po...
sickened resort
  01/24/18
def go the fake resume route and just learn on the jerb. I h...
Nighttime toaster office
  01/23/18
ty. any protips for this? what did you do for references?
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
just make sure you remember what's on your resume. I've been...
Nighttime toaster office
  01/23/18
Lawmo? What has been your career so far?
Violent glittery hell
  01/23/18
I was recently given a mediocre review in biglaw. Wasn't tol...
nofapping brethren
  01/23/18
...
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
I have thought deeply about moving into something else as we...
nofapping brethren
  01/23/18
milk them for all their worth, apply to new shit while youre...
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
Time to go bro
odious disrespectful goal in life
  01/23/18
I am aware. It's too bad because I (mostly) liked the partn...
nofapping brethren
  01/23/18
U should also inhouse search. I got the talk, started interv...
odious disrespectful goal in life
  01/23/18
what did they say
Apoplectic exhilarant persian mental disorder
  01/23/18
Hours are too low, need more work, if I was more proactive t...
nofapping brethren
  01/23/18
you probably have 12-18 months before you get pushed out for...
trip affirmative action death wish
  01/23/18
...and burner phones to your friends in the same fields and ...
shimmering bisexual home water buffalo
  01/23/18
I always include a selfie on my cover letter. cr?
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18
well yeah the rest was the background for your posing photo.
shimmering bisexual home water buffalo
  01/23/18
...
cheese-eating hospital
  01/23/18


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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital

want to move into something different.

fake resume time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220579)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: outnumbered regret

did you get "the talk"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220599)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital

i work on something thats ending in two months and ive been told there is no guarantee after that...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220607)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: sickened resort

Will be or have been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220625)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital

ive been told*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220627)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Unhinged Sandwich

May I suggest a bright new career in compliance, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220605)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220759)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Sooty infuriating business firm

No greater shame on earth then doing compliance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35221017)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: sickened resort

Seems fine... If I got offered a high ranking compliance position for $300k+/yr in my area I'd probably take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35225967)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster office

def go the fake resume route and just learn on the jerb. I have BS professional work "experience" going back to when I was actually in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220632)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital

ty. any protips for this? what did you do for references?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220657)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Nighttime toaster office

just make sure you remember what's on your resume. I've been asked for references and never give them. current job didn't care/forgot to follow up. I have good references from the last 3 years to cover me if needed. some people just have friends pretend to be a reference, but I'd be too embarrassed to ask my friends to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220673)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Violent glittery hell

Lawmo?

What has been your career so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220647)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: nofapping brethren

I was recently given a mediocre review in biglaw. Wasn't told to explore other options or anything like that, but I'm assuming it was a soft talk as the office is abysmally slow and they were nitpicking otherwise stellar written reviews for small flaws in my work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220651)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220687)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: nofapping brethren

I have thought deeply about moving into something else as well. Might try for my 3rd biglaw firm and ride out another year or two of salary though. Even though I have no timeline, I'm basically on notice at this point and know that the hard talk could easily come in a few months time. I'd rather leave on my own terms which means striking at the still active winter lateral market before things die down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220775)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital

milk them for all their worth, apply to new shit while youre employed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220781)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: odious disrespectful goal in life

Time to go bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: nofapping brethren

I am aware. It's too bad because I (mostly) liked the partners and have gotten nothing but positive feedback on actual work product for the most part. Also this will likely set back any in house searches by a year or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220876)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: odious disrespectful goal in life

U should also inhouse search. I got the talk, started interviewing at both lolfirms and elsewhere. Copped inhouse in 3 months flat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35221050)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic exhilarant persian mental disorder

what did they say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220868)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: nofapping brethren

Hours are too low, need more work, if I was more proactive this wouldn't be a problem (LOL), very little about the actual quality of my work. Didnt ask me to leave or even think about my career, but I'm taking it as a soft talk regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220902)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: trip affirmative action death wish

you probably have 12-18 months before you get pushed out for real. chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35222953)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual home water buffalo

...and burner phones to your friends in the same fields and in locations they know very well to be your references. or get voice modulators.

also, jazz up some fake certificate, frame it, and in the background on a photo you give them on your cover page, let the frame shine a little towards the camera so they just so see "purple medal" shadowbox or "caltech phd chem eng" and let them think they're smart confirming your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220783)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital

I always include a selfie on my cover letter. cr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220804)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: shimmering bisexual home water buffalo

well yeah the rest was the background for your posing photo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35220843)



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868789&forum_id=2#35222907)