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Date: January 23rd, 2018 8:33 PM Author: Marvelous sick menage
3/10 attractiveness
10/10 jewishness
off the charts as a farter
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868888&forum_id=2#35221505) |
Date: January 23rd, 2018 11:16 PM Author: silver queen of the night institution
This is the type of girl that reminds you: there are levels to this. You might think, for example, that after a bachelor party weekend of pounding PBR and cheap bourbon and fast food that the ripe gas you've got brewing could easily hold its own against anything that some frizzy-haired Ashkenazi gal could produce. And you might think back to the time you dated that skinny blonde from Fairfield County and there was that one night when she was exceptionally gassy due to her menstrual cycle and she let one slip and it smelled pretty awful, bad enough that it couldn't be ignored, and you teased her about it a little bit and felt satisfied inside that you had confronted the female fart and dealt with it and no longer needed to fear what horrors certain internet acquaintances warned lurked in the bowels of all whit women. But the specimen in the OP is just the type that can put those naive thoughts to rest in the time it takes to lift a cheek off of a DC barstool. Is that...something burning? Rubber? An odor thick like smoke. Electrical? You're feeling lightheaded now. Oh God, it's...getting stronger? This is what being waterboarded with rotten milk would feel like. You didn't even hear a sound. The stench is heavy like cream. Is she blushing? Mouthing "sorry"? You can't tell, you're just trying to stay conscious. You gag, once, twice, swallow the vomit that leaps up into your mouth. Move away from the stink and into the light. Yes, there are levels to this, and you are nowhere near hers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3868888&forum_id=2#35223126) |
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