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Who the fuck TEXTS their mistress?

As opposed to snapchat, telegram, or at least WhatsApp for g...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
why not?
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Makes it easier for wife or someone to find out if she's on ...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
Why is you're wife on you're phone? Gotta keep that bitch on...
bipolar naked double fault marketing idea
  01/24/18
LOL at dudes who have girlfriends or wives that go through t...
Appetizing Sneaky Criminal
  01/24/18
Having a mistress you regularly contact (as opposed to one n...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
what if it's an ex gf?
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Why would you text an ex-GF? Don't do that. If you cheatm...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
if she's in town, to fuck.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Never cheatmo with EXs. They know who you are and will OUT y...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
make sure they're married. MAD.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Still dumb. Bitches are crazy and vindictive. You can't t...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
deny, deny, accuse her of being crazy.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Or just fuck new 25 year olds.
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
Hard to do if she has your phone bill with 100 MMS image cha...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
that's crazy to give her such access. also, use your work ph...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Some married people share a phone bill. And my firm just rei...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
...or just one night stand 25 year olds on work trips.
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
i travel for work once a month, tops. my dick needs more str...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Answer there is to frequent massage parlors.
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
usually can't nut inside them.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Also -- whats the fucking point of fucking some chick you've...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
because you haven't seen her in years and need to nut so dee...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
This is a high scarcity non-chad mindset sir. Note: If s...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
being afraid of your gf/wife isn't a chad mindset.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
touche
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
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Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
This is a very credited question.
Insane place of business business firm
  01/24/18
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Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
sounds like you should make her a long-term side piece since...
Jade Adventurous Coffee Pot Regret
  01/24/18
...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
don't get caught.
Jade Adventurous Coffee Pot Regret
  01/24/18
fuck... I'm happily married, deeply love my wife, and that ...
red hyperventilating skinny woman site
  01/24/18
...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
No contact is the only way to do it. We kept in touch loose...
red hyperventilating skinny woman site
  01/24/18
Fuck, I had this a few years ago with a 19 yr old actress - ...
Scarlet yarmulke
  01/24/18
It's women like that, when you're old and on your deathbed s...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
ty for telling this story. interesting
boyish maize locus quadroon
  01/25/18
cr
Appetizing Sneaky Criminal
  01/24/18
cr. i imagine guys who have girlfriends on the side are eith...
Amber Tanning Salon Mood
  01/24/18
...
odious gas station
  01/24/18
...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
(my parents) This seems to be more common than I would ha...
red hyperventilating skinny woman site
  01/24/18
Sorry to hear this. Have you talked to her? Sought counseli...
Amber Tanning Salon Mood
  01/24/18
...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
and wasps
Appetizing Sneaky Criminal
  01/24/18
this is retarded. you can only have a mistress if you're mar...
startling space
  02/04/18
?
rose bull headed base
  01/24/18
snapchat is confusing
razzle-dazzle yellow state
  01/24/18
...
Appetizing Sneaky Criminal
  01/24/18
lol @ not being in asia
Transparent Friendly Grandma
  01/24/18
Rules of Cheatmoing are SIMPLE gentlemen: 1) Never cheatmo ...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
You don't need fake contact info if you're using snapchat.
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
no but you have to explain to your wife why the fuck you hav...
Sadistic Persian Goal In Life
  01/24/18
"I follow the National Geographic snap feed. Sometimes ...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
"honey, I'm using this to cheat on you and I'm too much...
Sadistic Persian Goal In Life
  01/24/18
If it's exclusively a cheating app for you, then turn off al...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
the rush of panic every time she uses your phone because her...
Sadistic Persian Goal In Life
  01/24/18
cr
Appetizing Sneaky Criminal
  01/24/18
also lol at having alerts that tell you a random slut you've...
Sadistic Persian Goal In Life
  01/25/18
(guy whose wife checks his phone apps
Bisexual lettuce mexican
  01/24/18
...
Insane place of business business firm
  01/24/18
(single guy who can't fathom a situation where a wife would ...
Sadistic Persian Goal In Life
  01/24/18
Things may have changed, but there are a few issues: 1) Y...
Flushed hunting ground
  01/24/18
Yeah, your phone number is linked to your account. So what? ...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
boomers
know-it-all fanboi
  01/24/18
The smartest and brightest ivy leagugers at the top of the F...
Turquoise Toilet Seat Piazza
  01/24/18
who are we talking about here that did this? didn't see any...
big chapel tank
  01/24/18
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/23/senators-want-doj...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
Particular when you know the law enforcement agency for whic...
curious bawdyhouse
  01/24/18
Just as a guy who's litigated a few high dollar divorces in ...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
no-fault divorce states.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
http://www.divorcereality.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fra...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
if it's during the marriage then you could likewise claim al...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Ok, so that's how you get the family court judge to hate you...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
recusal motion STAT
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Too late. Your kids now hate you because you skipped their s...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
fuck those kids, i'll make new ones.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
You're now the "weirdly old" dad who can't play sp...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
just cop HGH + Test
Mind-boggling Windowlicker Garrison
  02/04/18
This is state by state. South Carolina specifically rejects...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
Signal
Kink-friendly sanctuary keepsake machete
  01/24/18
THIS.
Insane place of business business firm
  01/24/18
Why would anyone here think that corrupt bureaucrats are com...
Turquoise Toilet Seat Piazza
  01/24/18
To be totally fair, I'm not a cheatmo but I do divorce, if y...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
at-fault divorce must be fun. ever do your own PI work?
yapping stage
  01/24/18
No but my two PIs are both fucking wildmen. I had one hangi...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
i would hang with them on stakeouts for free.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
My social anxiety hurts just hearing what these guys do. My...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
South Carolina has a total statutory bar to alimony in the e...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
holy fuck. can i intern with your PIs to get my license? it'...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
These are cases that justify large attorneys fees. I'm work...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
permanent alimony is real? she's just too hopeless to ever w...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Permanent periodic alimony, modifiable based upon change of ...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Judge will certainly impute income to 250k, and set alimony ...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
Got damn alimony sucks. I'm glad we don't have it in Texas
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
If you were in CA, you could pay me to work under my license...
vibrant jet boistinker
  01/24/18
what's the 2k hour bump for jds? legal theory of spying on ...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
You just get 2k hours of credit to apply toward your license...
vibrant jet boistinker
  01/24/18
This dude was using a Samsung S5. I totally agree that iMess...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
your client has eros app and snapchat. no inferences allowed...
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Pretty sure you can't get an adverse inference from snapchat...
Pea-brained halford elastic band
  01/24/18
a hooker review website.
yapping stage
  01/24/18
Shit man, inference all day long, if they don't have the &qu...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
Can you even download WhatsApp and the like into a governmen...
curious bawdyhouse
  01/24/18
If you can make a woman's pussy feel like she's been eating ...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
Whoa cr friend
curious bawdyhouse
  01/24/18
Why the fuck would you send txt messages thru your regular p...
Insane place of business business firm
  01/24/18
Tiger woods
Violent National
  01/24/18
Brett Farve did it so you know you could https://youtu.be...
Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage
  01/24/18
Lol also from a work phone with 'retention' and foia
vivacious stag film
  01/24/18


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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

As opposed to snapchat, telegram, or at least WhatsApp for god's sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226115)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: yapping stage

why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226117)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Makes it easier for wife or someone to find out if she's on your phone or looks at your phone bill



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226141)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: bipolar naked double fault marketing idea

Why is you're wife on you're phone? Gotta keep that bitch on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227433)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Sneaky Criminal

LOL at dudes who have girlfriends or wives that go through their phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227948)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Having a mistress you regularly contact (as opposed to one night stands giving out a fake name) is the definition of being a FUCKING RETARD and a hallmark of being a NON-CHAD who needs to latch onto women cause he treats them as if they're scarce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226127)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: yapping stage

what if it's an ex gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226133)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Why would you text an ex-GF?

Don't do that.

If you cheatmo with an ex, it's very likely to come out and fuck you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226140)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: yapping stage

if she's in town, to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226145)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Never cheatmo with EXs. They know who you are and will OUT you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226155)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: yapping stage

make sure they're married. MAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226158)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Still dumb. Bitches are crazy and vindictive.

You can't trust her opsec. She WILL tell her friends 100%.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226166)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: yapping stage

deny, deny, accuse her of being crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226168)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Or just fuck new 25 year olds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226175)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Hard to do if she has your phone bill with 100 MMS image chat messages between you and floozy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226176)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: yapping stage

that's crazy to give her such access. also, use your work phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226182)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Some married people share a phone bill. And my firm just reimburses; it doesn't actually issue phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226191)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

...or just one night stand 25 year olds on work trips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226196)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: yapping stage

i travel for work once a month, tops. my dick needs more strange than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226203)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Answer there is to frequent massage parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226217)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: yapping stage

usually can't nut inside them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226222)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Also -- whats the fucking point of fucking some chick you've fucked a million times, and who is now OLDER and MORE BLOWN OUT than before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226171)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: yapping stage

because you haven't seen her in years and need to nut so deep her husband tastes it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226189)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

This is a high scarcity non-chad mindset sir.

Note: If single, go for it. Jujst not good for cheatmoing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226201)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: yapping stage

being afraid of your gf/wife isn't a chad mindset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226206)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

touche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226207)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226602)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Insane place of business business firm

This is a very credited question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226404)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226571)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Jade Adventurous Coffee Pot Regret

sounds like you should make her a long-term side piece since your marriage is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226657)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226691)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: yapping stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226703)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Jade Adventurous Coffee Pot Regret

don't get caught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226881)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: red hyperventilating skinny woman site

fuck... I'm happily married, deeply love my wife, and that first paragraph is still very true. I didn't get the text during my rehearsal dinner, but she flew cross-country to see me in the first few months I was dating my now-wife. She emailed me her hotel name near SFO and room number. Started out flirty and sexy, but then the emails turned pathetic once she realized that I wasn't going to show up (which took an incredible amount of fortitude I'm still proud of years later). Being in bed (in the shower, on her parents' couch, in a conference room at work...) with her was off-the-charts electric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227024)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227322)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: red hyperventilating skinny woman site

No contact is the only way to do it. We kept in touch loosely for a few years and I finally cut it off -- no good could come of it (other than maybe a naughty pic or two, rekindling memories, your having a "client meeting" all weekend for some reason...). Just have to cut it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227411)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Scarlet yarmulke

Fuck, I had this a few years ago with a 19 yr old actress - she was batshit insane as well as shitlib but when we were together it was like nothing else mattered.

i knocked her up even tho she was on the pill and was prepared to leave the wife, but she had a miscarriage and it broke her and we split up.

really dodged that bullet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227434)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

It's women like that, when you're old and on your deathbed surrounded by family, whose memory will make you smile wide as the lights fade out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227453)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: yapping stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227461)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: boyish maize locus quadroon

ty for telling this story. interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35232148)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Sneaky Criminal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227954)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Mood

cr. i imagine guys who have girlfriends on the side are either addicted to risk or are looking for an excuse to get out of the marriage. This excludes cultures in which this arrangement is tacitly accepted by wives, like blacks and italians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226892)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: odious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227073)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227334)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: red hyperventilating skinny woman site

(my parents)

This seems to be more common than I would have expected for older dudes who have grown apart from their wives and have all this energy and time around retirement age but their wives have no libido or even the desire to entertain their shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227422)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Mood

Sorry to hear this. Have you talked to her? Sought counseling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227476)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227832)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Sneaky Criminal

and wasps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227988)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: startling space

this is retarded. you can only have a mistress if you're married - and most guys with mistresses have slampieces too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35320314)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: rose bull headed base

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226143)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle yellow state

snapchat is confusing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226144)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227991)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Transparent Friendly Grandma

lol @ not being in asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226149)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Rules of Cheatmoing are SIMPLE gentlemen:

1) Never cheatmo with anyone who lives near you or runs in same circles as you

2) Give out FAKE NAME

3) Give out all fake contact info (phone #, social media, etc)

4) Give out fake personal details (eg. job, etc)

5) Keep it to ONE NIGHT STANDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226153)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

You don't need fake contact info if you're using snapchat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226169)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Persian Goal In Life

no but you have to explain to your wife why the fuck you have snapchat installed on your phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226183)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

"I follow the National Geographic snap feed. Sometimes when I'm feeling like I'm trapped in my office for 14 hours straight, I like to watch pictures of the great outdoors for 10 seconds."

It's got content on it; it's not exclusively for dick pics anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226205)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Sadistic Persian Goal In Life

"honey, I'm using this to cheat on you and I'm too much of a lazy dumbfuck to even think of a good excuse to tell you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226235)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

If it's exclusively a cheating app for you, then turn off all alerts and hide in a "Law apps" folder where it will go unnoticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226252)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Sadistic Persian Goal In Life

the rush of panic every time she uses your phone because hers is in her purse or in the other room or whatever isn't worth it.

just get a burner phone, leave it in your office and call it a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226943)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Sneaky Criminal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35228002)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Sadistic Persian Goal In Life

also lol at having alerts that tell you a random slut you've been banging behind your wife's back just sent a pic of her butthold as a default setting that you manually have to go in and turn off.

I've said it before that all social media apps and google are actively trying to ruin ppls relationships. they probably view ppl who talk to each other and do things together irl rather than stare at their phones all day as a huge threat they need to take down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35233429)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Bisexual lettuce mexican

(guy whose wife checks his phone apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226273)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Insane place of business business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226408)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Sadistic Persian Goal In Life

(single guy who can't fathom a situation where a wife would ever look at her husband's phone)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227047)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

Things may have changed, but there are a few issues:

1) You sign up to snapchap with a phone number, which is linked to your account.

2) You need use a user name. If you use snapchat IRL you want your real name, so people IRL know who you are. This is a problem if you also use it for cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226185)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Yeah, your phone number is linked to your account. So what? This only matters if you start snapping terrorist threats or some shit. Nobody is about to subpoena snap to de-anonymize you over a fling.

DO NOT USE YOUR REAL NAME FOR YOUR SNAPCHAT NAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226198)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: know-it-all fanboi

boomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226154)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Turquoise Toilet Seat Piazza

The smartest and brightest ivy leagugers at the top of the FBI and DOJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226177)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: big chapel tank

who are we talking about here that did this? didn't see anything on the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226180)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/23/senators-want-doj-to-explain-delay-in-revealing-that-strzok-page-texts-were-missing.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226188)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: curious bawdyhouse

Particular when you know the law enforcement agency for which you work is SUPPOSED to be recording and preserving those texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226187)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Just as a guy who's litigated a few high dollar divorces in my day, I know that spurned lovers can be nasty and can/will subpoena your cell phone.

Working for the FBI makes this totally inexcusable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226240)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: yapping stage

no-fault divorce states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226246)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

http://www.divorcereality.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Fraud-Waste-Claims.pdf

All the money you spent on your side project has to be reimbursed to your spouse. They subpoena your phone ostensibly to discover how much you spent on your floozy, and also to make your kids hate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226267)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: yapping stage

if it's during the marriage then you could likewise claim all her hair appointments, nails, etc. were wasteful deletions of marital assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226277)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Ok, so that's how you get the family court judge to hate you and give the wife even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226285)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: yapping stage

recusal motion STAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226290)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Too late. Your kids now hate you because you skipped their school performance of Peter Pan to take some girl who's just a little older than them to a Michelin-star restaurant and "wreck havoc on [her] backdoor, rawdog".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226317)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: yapping stage

fuck those kids, i'll make new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226323)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

You're now the "weirdly old" dad who can't play sports with his son because his knees are worn out. On the plus side, wife #2 has fake boobs and started elementary school the same year you got your JD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226355)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: yapping stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226383)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Windowlicker Garrison

just cop HGH + Test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35320059)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

This is state by state. South Carolina specifically rejects this approach and values the marital estate on the date of filing with very few exceptions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226331)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly sanctuary keepsake machete

Signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226274)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Insane place of business business firm

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226412)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Turquoise Toilet Seat Piazza

Why would anyone here think that corrupt bureaucrats are competent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226283)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

To be totally fair, I'm not a cheatmo but I do divorce, if you utilize i-texts on your iphone, they are harder to find than you think. i-texts do not show up on your phone bill, and deleted texts are hard to recover on a phone, especially since anyone who is covering their tracks "loses" their phone when convenient. Your carrier does not have them backed up, or at least Verizon doesn't. There is a way to recover these texts through the cloud, but there is also a way to access your cloud for the purpose of deleting them (so I understand). The last case I had where I tried to recover texts, this was a problem and our expert could not recover them.

That doesn't even get into other services like WhatsUp or even Facebook, which are even harder to recover (or impossible) once a phone winds up on the bottom of a river after being deleted.

Straight up text messages are death, there are hard copies of records of exchanges and these are almost always recoverable from a smart phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226306)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: yapping stage

at-fault divorce must be fun. ever do your own PI work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226327)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

No but my two PIs are both fucking wildmen. I had one hanging from a Palmetto tree to get pictures of opposing side fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226340)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: yapping stage

i would hang with them on stakeouts for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226346)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

My social anxiety hurts just hearing what these guys do. My one PI will walk his dog through a neighborhood and interrogate anyone he sees about certain things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226357)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

South Carolina has a total statutory bar to alimony in the event adultery can be proven. Total bar with strong case law holding that it can't be made-up in property division. There are sometimes 7 figure sums riding on finding that proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226354)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: yapping stage

holy fuck. can i intern with your PIs to get my license? it's like you get paid to find golden egg porn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226393)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

These are cases that justify large attorneys fees. I'm working on one right now, husband pulls 250k a year, 20 year marriage, SAHM, only 300k mortgage with no other appreciable debt. I have Husband's case, and he's 45. He doesn't think that she's been cheating, but she had an affair 10 years ago and they've been miserable and sexless for a while. This is 3-5k per month in permanent alimony. However, if I find something - 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226416)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: yapping stage

permanent alimony is real? she's just too hopeless to ever work? he should retire and let the judge impute income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226422)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

Permanent periodic alimony, modifiable based upon change of income, terminates upon death, remarriage, or continued cohabitation of the supported ex-spouse.

You know what women who make good money in alimony don't do? They don't remarry, cohabitate, or ever die.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226436)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: yapping stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226450)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

Judge will certainly impute income to 250k, and set alimony to 3-5k, and if you don't pay it you go to JAIL. Fucking jail, no shit. This is serious business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226467)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Got damn alimony sucks. I'm glad we don't have it in Texas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226440)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: vibrant jet boistinker

If you were in CA, you could pay me to work under my license until you got your 6000hrs (4000 w/ JD). It's pretty much the route people have to go through here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227912)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: yapping stage

what's the 2k hour bump for jds? legal theory of spying on people? are you a lawyer and a pi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227922)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: vibrant jet boistinker

You just get 2k hours of credit to apply toward your license, a portion of the licensing exam is just understanding basic legal procedures. In CA just a PI. What most people do is pay an existing PI for 2 or 3 years to be their "qualified manager" and at the end of the time period get a sign off for their hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227962)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

This dude was using a Samsung S5. I totally agree that iMessages are better, and WhatsApp/FBook are even better still.

Snapchat and other self-destructing apps are still the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226333)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: yapping stage

your client has eros app and snapchat. no inferences allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226349)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained halford elastic band

Pretty sure you can't get an adverse inference from snapchat.

I don't even know what eros is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226378)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: yapping stage

a hooker review website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226396)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

Shit man, inference all day long, if they don't have the "thanks for the sex" text, it's pretty tough to prove that adultery.

Adultery can be hard as fuck to prove, it's usually the reckless and the unlucky who get busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: curious bawdyhouse

Can you even download WhatsApp and the like into a government phone? Id think they'd block random app downloads, especially for messaging apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226695)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

If you can make a woman's pussy feel like she's been eating pizza with tiny pizzas on it, what can't you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226700)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: curious bawdyhouse

Whoa cr friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226707)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Insane place of business business firm

Why the fuck would you send txt messages thru your regular phone #?

Use apps like "Burner" or some shit that sends everything from a fake/alternative phone number and can be DELETED by just the press of a button.

When I was a ProsBro, I had Investigators tell me that they couldn't track the burner apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35226424)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Violent National

Tiger woods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227125)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Useless Brakes Theater Stage

Brett Farve did it so you know you could

https://youtu.be/IRV5RLp6L1Q



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227400)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: vivacious stag film

Lol also from a work phone with 'retention' and foia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869507&forum_id=2#35227654)