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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
magenta menage
  01/29/18
jfc
low-t curious mediation
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
Plum Main People
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
lascivious institution round eye
  05/22/18
...
cowardly brunch
  07/23/18
literally zero
zippy step-uncle's house
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
low-t curious mediation
  05/22/18
...
Pungent plaza
  05/22/18
...
mewling degenerate garrison
  05/22/18
...
cowardly brunch
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
Plum Main People
  05/22/18
...
magenta menage
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
copper thriller tanning salon blood rage
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
copper thriller tanning salon blood rage
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
magenta menage
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
copper thriller tanning salon blood rage
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
magenta menage
  05/22/18
...
Contagious mahogany generalized bond
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
Translucent University
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
French old irish cottage really tough guy
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
Beady-eyed carnelian forum filthpig
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: magenta menage

no need to account for evaporization

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: low-t curious mediation

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Plum Main People

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: lascivious institution round eye

(job interview question)

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: cowardly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482578)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: zippy step-uncle's house

literally zero

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: low-t curious mediation

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105827)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Pungent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105829)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: mewling degenerate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105863)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: cowardly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Plum Main People

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105857)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: magenta menage



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: copper thriller tanning salon blood rage

Where's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106507)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: copper thriller tanning salon blood rage

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106491)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: magenta menage

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106535)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: copper thriller tanning salon blood rage

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106620)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: magenta menage

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106714)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Contagious mahogany generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482560)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Translucent University

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: French old irish cottage really tough guy

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482588)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carnelian forum filthpig

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)