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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
thirsty public bath puppy
  01/29/18
jfc
Garnet Talented House Private Investor
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
bisexual temple
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
sooty spectacular institution police squad
  05/22/18
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Bearded Shrine
  07/23/18
literally zero
cracking dysfunction
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
Garnet Talented House Private Investor
  05/22/18
...
Irradiated Whorehouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/22/18
...
beady-eyed national security agency
  05/22/18
...
Bearded Shrine
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
bisexual temple
  05/22/18
...
thirsty public bath puppy
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
cruel-hearted gunner
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
cruel-hearted gunner
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
thirsty public bath puppy
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
cruel-hearted gunner
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
thirsty public bath puppy
  05/22/18
...
charismatic zippy plaza headpube
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
Canary trip crotch
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
Hyperactive mentally impaired milk trailer park
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
stimulating anal hall jew
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: thirsty public bath puppy

no need to account for evaporization

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Garnet Talented House Private Investor

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: bisexual temple

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: sooty spectacular institution police squad

(job interview question)

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Bearded Shrine



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: cracking dysfunction

literally zero

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Garnet Talented House Private Investor

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Irradiated Whorehouse International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed national security agency



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Bearded Shrine



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: bisexual temple

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: thirsty public bath puppy



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gunner

Where's the catch?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gunner

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: thirsty public bath puppy

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gunner

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: thirsty public bath puppy

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: charismatic zippy plaza headpube



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Canary trip crotch

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive mentally impaired milk trailer park

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: stimulating anal hall jew

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)