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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib
  01/29/18
jfc
exhilarant mother
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
Crimson excitant ladyboy
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
Floppy Cumskin Trust Fund
  05/22/18
...
internet-worthy brunch double fault
  07/23/18
literally zero
Salmon overrated heaven
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
exhilarant mother
  05/22/18
...
Bat Shit Crazy Bawdyhouse Weed Whacker
  05/22/18
...
Thirsty claret organic girlfriend dopamine
  05/22/18
...
internet-worthy brunch double fault
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
Crimson excitant ladyboy
  05/22/18
...
Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
comical splenetic crackhouse
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
comical splenetic crackhouse
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
comical splenetic crackhouse
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib
  05/22/18
...
insecure stock car
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
bonkers hideous whorehouse
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
tripping corner becky
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
Beady-eyed Fighting Field Coldplay Fan
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib

no need to account for evaporization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#35271179)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: exhilarant mother

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Crimson excitant ladyboy

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105731)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Floppy Cumskin Trust Fund

(job interview question)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105745)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch double fault



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Salmon overrated heaven

literally zero

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant mother

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105827)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bawdyhouse Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105829)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Thirsty claret organic girlfriend dopamine



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Crimson excitant ladyboy

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105857)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106451)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: comical splenetic crackhouse

Where's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106507)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: comical splenetic crackhouse

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106491)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106535)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: comical splenetic crackhouse

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106620)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control maniacal indian lodge shitlib

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106714)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: insecure stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482560)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: bonkers hideous whorehouse

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: tripping corner becky

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482588)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fighting Field Coldplay Fan

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)