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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
Floppy slippery office
  01/29/18
jfc
Multi-colored rehab chad
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
Black tripping senate coldplay fan
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
cyan masturbator
  05/22/18
...
lascivious bipolar church building idea he suggested
  07/23/18
literally zero
Razzle chrome genital piercing
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
Multi-colored rehab chad
  05/22/18
...
aggressive private investor
  05/22/18
...
Bateful Hall
  05/22/18
...
lascivious bipolar church building idea he suggested
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
Black tripping senate coldplay fan
  05/22/18
...
Floppy slippery office
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
Blathering vigorous juggernaut mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
Blathering vigorous juggernaut mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
Floppy slippery office
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
Blathering vigorous juggernaut mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
Floppy slippery office
  05/22/18
...
Irate boyish mediation legal warrant
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
awkward native candlestick maker
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
Charismatic coiffed address
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
big-titted azn
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Floppy slippery office

no need to account for evaporization

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored rehab chad

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Black tripping senate coldplay fan

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: cyan masturbator

(job interview question)

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: lascivious bipolar church building idea he suggested



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle chrome genital piercing

literally zero

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored rehab chad

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105827)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: aggressive private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105829)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Bateful Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105863)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: lascivious bipolar church building idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Black tripping senate coldplay fan

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105857)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy slippery office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106451)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Blathering vigorous juggernaut mad-dog skullcap

Where's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106507)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Blathering vigorous juggernaut mad-dog skullcap

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Floppy slippery office

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Blathering vigorous juggernaut mad-dog skullcap

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106620)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Floppy slippery office

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106714)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Irate boyish mediation legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482560)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: awkward native candlestick maker

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Charismatic coiffed address

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482588)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: big-titted azn

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)