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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part
  01/29/18
jfc
Twinkling State
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
Laughsome ruby resort quadroon
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
twisted antidepressant drug dingle berry
  05/22/18
...
Titillating Maroon Parlor
  07/23/18
literally zero
Mint Brunch
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
Twinkling State
  05/22/18
...
Mind-boggling Pontificating Parlour
  05/22/18
...
brilliant cocky hospital
  05/22/18
...
Titillating Maroon Parlor
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
Laughsome ruby resort quadroon
  05/22/18
...
Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
demanding hideous weed whacker ticket booth
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
demanding hideous weed whacker ticket booth
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
demanding hideous weed whacker ticket booth
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part
  05/22/18
...
kink-friendly private investor
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
tripping elite filthpig
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
Grizzly home mental disorder
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
disturbing nofapping orchestra pit round eye
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part

no need to account for evaporization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#35271179)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Twinkling State

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36104753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Laughsome ruby resort quadroon

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105731)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: twisted antidepressant drug dingle berry

(job interview question)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105745)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Titillating Maroon Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482578)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Mint Brunch

literally zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105823)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Twinkling State

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105827)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pontificating Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105829)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: brilliant cocky hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105863)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Titillating Maroon Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Laughsome ruby resort quadroon

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105857)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106451)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: demanding hideous weed whacker ticket booth

Where's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106507)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: demanding hideous weed whacker ticket booth

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106491)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106535)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: demanding hideous weed whacker ticket booth

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106620)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Rough-skinned school cafeteria party of the first part

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106714)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482560)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: tripping elite filthpig

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Grizzly home mental disorder

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482588)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: disturbing nofapping orchestra pit round eye

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)