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If a container held ALL of your lifelong masterbatorial discharge, how large?

no need to account for evaporization
buff theater liquid oxygen
  01/29/18
jfc
ungodly vigorous really tough guy
  05/22/18
10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautiou...
marvelous indian lodge
  05/22/18
(job interview question)
spectacular ladyboy
  05/22/18
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burgundy institution
  07/23/18
literally zero
Alcoholic stage dragon
  05/22/18
(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)
ungodly vigorous really tough guy
  05/22/18
...
fragrant lake people who are hurt
  05/22/18
...
sapphire pontificating corn cake
  05/22/18
...
burgundy institution
  07/23/18
We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5...
marvelous indian lodge
  05/22/18
...
buff theater liquid oxygen
  05/22/18
Where's the catch?
Primrose Property Roommate
  05/22/18
Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 ...
Primrose Property Roommate
  05/22/18
OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for ...
buff theater liquid oxygen
  05/22/18
That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks p...
Primrose Property Roommate
  05/22/18
Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel. ...
buff theater liquid oxygen
  05/22/18
...
provocative trust fund
  07/23/18
Not enough to satiate Peterman.
Laughsome idiot garrison
  05/22/18
Does this include my anal ejaculate?
erotic national
  07/23/18
in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower dra...
aphrodisiac splenetic generalized bond windowlicker
  07/23/18


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Date: January 29th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: buff theater liquid oxygen

no need to account for evaporization

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: ungodly vigorous really tough guy

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

10 oz a week would be about 100 gallons, so let’s be cautious and say 200 gallons. I’ve definitely had 20 oz weeks but I’m confident that’s higher than my average week since I was 12 or whatever. Now you have me contemplating jizzing in an old tomato sauce jar for the next week to gauge my estimate.

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: spectacular ladyboy

(job interview question)

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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: burgundy institution



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic stage dragon

literally zero

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: ungodly vigorous really tough guy

(bloodacre, bit of cum still on the lip)

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: fragrant lake people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105829)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: sapphire pontificating corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105863)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: burgundy institution



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

We'll all find out in purgatory, where we'll have to use a 5 mL syringe to suck up each nut and fill our containers of our life's jizz. /Catholicism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36105857)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: buff theater liquid oxygen



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Primrose Property Roommate

Where's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106507)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Primrose Property Roommate

Google says average volume is 1tsp per spooge. There are 48 teaspoons in one cup, 16 cups in a gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106491)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: buff theater liquid oxygen

OK, I'm all mathed out for the day. 3 JO sessions a day for 20 years equals how many barrels? 55 gal = 1 bbl?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Primrose Property Roommate

That's 16 days to jizz out one cup of spunk at three jerks per day. 7,300 days in 20 years, divided by 16 is 465 cups of man chowder in that span of time, which works out to 29 gallons. Does that math check out?

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: buff theater liquid oxygen

Whoa! I thought it would have been more than half a barrel.

guess I had better get back to jerking off. I'm closer to 3/4 a barrel given my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106714)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: provocative trust fund



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome idiot garrison

Not enough to satiate Peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36106754)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: erotic national

Does this include my anal ejaculate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482588)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac splenetic generalized bond windowlicker

in middle and high school, I used to jizz into my shower drain every single day. One time it started to clog up, so I fished a coathanger into it, and pulled out a 2 foot long clump of semen and hair, all stuck together. It was probably a few pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875231&forum_id=2#36482636)