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THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHING

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excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
*jumps out window*
Pungent nighttime headpube
  01/30/18
that's good news for people with cash to spend
cobalt nowag goal in life
  01/30/18
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Snowy sex offender
  01/30/18
buy ZIL = flight to quality
Rose insanely creepy ratface office
  01/30/18
Should i sell my stocks
excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
absolutely, you should always sell at a price lower than you...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
  01/30/18
Unnnngh DOW TO 15K
Lilac curious institution mediation
  01/30/18
Trump will probably call for an infrastructure plan in tonig...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
oh wow great analysis
hot senate
  01/30/18
oh wow, great retort. really adding value.
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
Oh, fuck you.
pink cerebral wrinkle theatre
  01/30/18
I am going to do the exact opposite of the advice in this po...
twisted tattoo orchestra pit
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contagious church
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hot senate
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180 Depressive Garrison
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slap-happy mental disorder internal respiration
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mauve appetizing box office circlehead
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maniacal bbw
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excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
Every huckster financial analyst on the interwebs claims to ...
grizzly yarmulke sound barrier
  01/30/18
it's never, "guys, next week is going to be a bloodbath...
cobalt nowag goal in life
  01/30/18
This week could be a total bloodbath if the SOTU doesn't cal...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
CR and such a Julia thing to do. I can't imagine her not cl...
Black Galvanic Cuckoldry Cumskin
  01/30/18
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Floppy Sick Public Bath
  01/30/18
All of the leaked infrastructure plans basically call for pu...
Bat Shit Crazy Dashing Preventive Strike Cuck
  01/30/18
leaks associated with Trump have proven to be pretty reliabl...
Sadistic Property
  01/30/18
MOVE OUT THE WAY HEDGE FUNDZ JJJJJILZIA'S HERE.
Charismatic bat-shit-crazy alpha
  01/30/18
damn skippy, sonnnnnnn
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
you are a "financial advisor" and you actually inv...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
  01/30/18
I own nothing but low-cost index funds. The only single sto...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
so the "lot of positions" you are dumping tomorrow...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
  01/30/18
What is this, intro to financial markets 101? I do not th...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
"I'm dumping a lot of positions tomorrow if the SOTU do...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
  01/30/18
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Irradiated brethren dragon
  01/30/18
I cannot time whether the next turn on the roulette wheel wi...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
so you are removing this money and will never again invest i...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
  01/30/18
Listen, everyone understands the basic buy and hold theory, ...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
this is stupid, UNLESS you are taking those gains and spendi...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
  01/30/18
I frankly don’t know what I’ll do with the money. Again, yo...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
LOL
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
any rational person has the following as their investment th...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
  01/30/18
Don't take advice from Julia
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
Dude it is useless to argue with Julia on anything “personal...
sable abode
  01/30/18
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Anal Nofapping Volcanic Crater
  01/30/18
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claret mildly autistic windowlicker macaca
  01/30/18
This is all full of unfounded assumptions: 1) The goal of...
Mentally impaired psychic
  01/30/18
LOL @ #1 limiting your upside while maintaining unlimited d...
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
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Deep Spot
  01/30/18
I don't think risk tolerance means what you think it means. ...
dead striped hyena
  01/30/18
Get outta here with your elementary level understanding of f...
mauve appetizing box office circlehead
  01/30/18
This is why they have to have the rules they do about claimi...
dead striped hyena
  01/30/18
LOL, Julia, the independently informed market analyst on top...
lime meetinghouse
  01/30/18
Does this mean Crypto will MOON?
pearly beady-eyed rehab
  01/30/18
www.bogleheads.org
Flushed private investor old irish cottage
  01/30/18
Well this will make Trump's "booming stock market"...
Aquamarine digit ratio
  01/30/18
lmao. just do dismiss the last 14 months of record gains
Irradiated brethren dragon
  01/30/18
Lol, its still up AND people WILL see behind the (((curtain)...
pearly beady-eyed rehab
  01/30/18
Yeah the market has plummeted to what it was at a week ago
Snowy sex offender
  01/30/18
Same shitlibs that will say "Well actually, that's weat...
dead striped hyena
  01/30/18
Yeah, things haven't been this bad since August.
rusted site generalized bond
  01/30/18
Cot damn - I know a few people who live SOLELY off the stock...
razzmatazz business firm dog poop
  01/30/18
yes the market is up double digits in mere months and down a...
Anal Nofapping Volcanic Crater
  01/30/18
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Deep Spot
  01/30/18
pumos absolutely done here
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
pumos absolutely done here
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
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transparent bateful electric furnace boistinker
  01/31/18
Wtf it's not even down 1%
Passionate walnut cruise ship
  01/30/18
haha, I saw this thread before I looked at the market and wa...
dead striped hyena
  01/30/18
lol at you pussies
fragrant shimmering step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  01/30/18
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Irradiated brethren dragon
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tantric giraffe principal's office
  01/30/18
(Stock market goes up every day for 3 months) (Stock mark...
Hyperventilating racy stage
  01/30/18
OP is in his 20s, which is the age I was when I started inve...
carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center
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excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
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excitant glassy address roommate
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Khaki insane gaping pocket flask
  01/30/18
lol this is the first real down day of 2018 and people are f...
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
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fragrant shimmering step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  01/30/18
buy $MSFT calls. Earnings are supposed to be good!
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
Looking to buy this dip but expect a little more correction
french station really tough guy
  01/30/18
What correction
excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
?
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
Price is short term overextended. Maybe some profit taking a...
french station really tough guy
  01/30/18
I'm not super rich r anything, but I've done pretty well ove...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  01/30/18
What should I put $ in besides cash?
pink cerebral wrinkle theatre
  01/30/18
(every "expert" over the past four years)
contagious church
  01/30/18
I’ve been waiting for a month for this. Just put in $75k to...
sable abode
  01/30/18
what did you buy?
pink cerebral wrinkle theatre
  01/30/18
VTI, VXUS I keep it simple.
sable abode
  01/30/18
what % weight for those 2? all my money is in those two. ...
supple jap
  01/30/18
I’ve been doing 50-50 lately. I’m overall 65% in US.
sable abode
  01/30/18
That's what I have, plus a little VNQ and BND from a while a...
Amethyst blathering piazza filthpig
  01/30/18
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excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
you'd have been better off putting the 75k in a month ago th...
supple jap
  01/30/18
I put money in a month ago too.
sable abode
  01/30/18
She'd be up 5.6% if she just bought a S&P ETF 30 days ag...
Mustard plaza main people
  01/30/18
I put in money every 2 weeks but wait for dips to put larger...
sable abode
  01/30/18
Why did you have $175K sitting around not doing anything?
Mustard plaza main people
  01/30/18
Because you're waiting to buy the dip?
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
Because you're waiting to buy the dip?
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
Because I got my bonus in mid dec.
sable abode
  01/30/18
You should've bought VTI with the $75K in mid-December then....
Mustard plaza main people
  01/30/18
hindsight is useless. If markets went down in the last mont...
sable abode
  01/30/18
there it is
Floppy Sick Public Bath
  01/30/18
You should have went balls deep last week of December. Last...
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
I normally do lump sum but these days I do DCA esp with mark...
sable abode
  01/30/18
this is AWESOME, mud gook.
vibrant bawdyhouse
  01/30/18
Julia's advice itt might as well be "just buy CDs!"...
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
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excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
Is this the biggest one-day decline of Trump's tenure?
Aquamarine digit ratio
  01/30/18
lmao @ nutella & julia ITT
hot senate
  01/30/18
it's fucking brilliant. nutella attacks julia for trying to ...
Flirting internet-worthy selfie new version
  01/30/18
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excitant glassy address roommate
  01/30/18
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purple big pisswyrm mood
  01/30/18
nutella's strategy is simple. "buy the dips" Jul...
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
Just do buy the dips bro
hot senate
  01/30/18
buy high sell low
bright hairy legs
  01/30/18
buy the dip, sell the rip. Works nearly every time in a rag...
seedy citrine gunner
  01/30/18
Do you rebuy the dip if it keeps dipping after you buy? Ask...
Glittery French Chef Locus
  01/31/18
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seedy citrine gunner
  01/31/18
wonder what’ll happen today
Razzle-dazzle clown
  01/31/18
No real meat to the infrastructure plans from last night, so...
Bat Shit Crazy Dashing Preventive Strike Cuck
  01/31/18
green or flat day is my guess
Motley sooty kitchen
  01/31/18
That was a brief recession. I hope you all made it. Especial...
Glittery French Chef Locus
  01/31/18
Her very complex, objective risk management parameters infor...
dead striped hyena
  01/31/18
Should have bought the dip nerds At this point if you bou...
onyx arousing hominid
  01/31/18
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excitant glassy address roommate
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Date: January 30th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276129)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Pungent nighttime headpube

*jumps out window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276132)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: cobalt nowag goal in life

that's good news for people with cash to spend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276134)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Snowy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276203)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Rose insanely creepy ratface office

buy ZIL = flight to quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276141)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate

Should i sell my stocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276147)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

absolutely, you should always sell at a price lower than you bought. chances are, the stock market won't recover and your stocks will be worth less in 10 years than they are now. sell immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276271)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Lilac curious institution mediation

Unnnngh DOW TO 15K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276150)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

Trump will probably call for an infrastructure plan in tonight's SOTU address -- that should bolster markets tomorrow. If it doesn't, I'm dumping a lot of positions tomorrow. Thankfully, I'd already dumped some this weekend. My guess is that we'll see a rebound, though - this isn't the real crash (which is still some months away, IMO) and is merely some profit-taking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276163)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: hot senate

oh wow great analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276175)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

oh wow, great retort. really adding value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276182)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: pink cerebral wrinkle theatre

Oh, fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276188)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: twisted tattoo orchestra pit

I am going to do the exact opposite of the advice in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276192)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: contagious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276195)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: hot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276197)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: 180 Depressive Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276733)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: slap-happy mental disorder internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276859)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: mauve appetizing box office circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277304)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: maniacal bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35280544)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35284210)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: grizzly yarmulke sound barrier

Every huckster financial analyst on the interwebs claims to have sold right before a fall and bought right before a rise. You are so full of crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276198)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: cobalt nowag goal in life

it's never, "guys, next week is going to be a bloodbath, i'm getting out" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276205)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

This week could be a total bloodbath if the SOTU doesn't calm the hysteria. People want to take profits. If the hysteria doesn't calm down, we could give back at least half of the gains YTD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276217)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Black Galvanic Cuckoldry Cumskin

CR and such a Julia thing to do. I can't imagine her not claiming it actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276307)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Floppy Sick Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276209)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dashing Preventive Strike Cuck

All of the leaked infrastructure plans basically call for public private partnerships (because gop already blew up the deificit to pay for the tax cuts). Unless they signicantly change the plan, doubt it will make much of a difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276246)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Sadistic Property

leaks associated with Trump have proven to be pretty reliable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276257)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Charismatic bat-shit-crazy alpha

MOVE OUT THE WAY HEDGE FUNDZ JJJJJILZIA'S HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276282)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

damn skippy, sonnnnnnn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276286)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

you are a "financial advisor" and you actually invest in individual stocks? LJL.

you aware that, like, 98% of actively traded mutual funds underperform the market over the long term? why are you not just in low-cost index funds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276285)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

I own nothing but low-cost index funds.

The only single stock I own is AMZN.

HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276291)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

so the "lot of positions" you are dumping tomorrow are index funds? how many of those, exactly, do you have?

let me ask a follow-up question - why do you think that you can time the market successfully?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276315)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

What is this, intro to financial markets 101?

I do not think I can time the markets successfully; the only thing I have confidence in is my risk tolerance, which is very low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276325)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

"I'm dumping a lot of positions tomorrow if the SOTU doesn't focus on x"

"I do not think I can time the markets successfully."

you made both of these statements, in the above order, in fairly close proximity to one another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276335)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Irradiated brethren dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276340)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

I cannot time whether the next turn on the roulette wheel will be in my favor, but I know my own risk toletance, and take gains when I feel I’ve won enough and continuing in the game is no longer worth the risk - particularly since I can’t time it.

The market may rise or fall - the only thing I can control is my willingness to take more risk as calculated against existing earnings vs potential additional future earnings.

This is not timing the market - it’s saying I’m comfortable with my gains and wish to minimize risking them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276438)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

so you are removing this money and will never again invest it in stocks? because if you plan on buying back in at some point, you are trying to time the market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276524)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

Listen, everyone understands the basic buy and hold theory, that timing the market doesn’t work, that selling and re-buying causes lower gains over the long term.

I’m not arguing against any of that, and am fully conscious of the implications involved in having low risk tolerance. I’m just happy with my gains now and don’t want to swing the roulette again in the near term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276599)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

this is stupid, UNLESS you are taking those gains and spending them on something (eg, house down payment). in that case, I can completely see the wisdom of taking the gains now because you need the money and have at least an inkling the market may be correcting.

if you're going to eventually put that money back in the market, however, you are being inconsistent in your statements because you are absolutely trying to time the market.

this isn't low risk tolerance, it's stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276672)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

I frankly don’t know what I’ll do with the money.

Again, you are premising your statements on buy and hold theory, which I do not dispute.

I’m telling you I’m premising mine on low risk tolerance. I understand that I may miss out on some gains, and I’m comfortable with that. That’s not stupidity, because my goal isn’t maximizing gains, so I’m not working contrary to my goals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276712)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276739)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

any rational person has the following as their investment theory: have more money in 20-30 years than when you started.

if you are investing in the stock market solely to enjoy "low risk tolerance," then you are the first person I've ever heard that from. and how are you lowering your risk tolerance by selling when you think the peak has arrived? by and large, as I think you know, it is nearly impossible to predict these things, and so you are enlarging your risk, i.e., that you incorrectly called the top of the market and took some gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276932)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

Don't take advice from Julia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276949)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: sable abode

Dude it is useless to argue with Julia on anything “personal finance” related as she will never concede that she has no idea wtf she’s doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277100)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Anal Nofapping Volcanic Crater



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Date: January 30th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: claret mildly autistic windowlicker macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35278691)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic

This is all full of unfounded assumptions:

1) The goal of my brokerage account is to generate growth and fund medium-term activities. My long-term needs are being accounted for by my Roths and 401K. Thus, the goal of my brokerage account is not to have more money 20-30 years from now, but to have more money over the next 2-8 years.

2) Can you read? Where did I imply I invest in the stock market solely for my “ low risk tolerance”? I also have CDs, savings accounts, and bond funds for those purposes.

3) And yet again, you mischaracterize someone who doesn’t want to place another bet as someone who believes they know which way the next bet will go. If I choose to cash out now, it’s because I’m comfortable with my gains and don’t wish to bet again, not because I think the next bet will fail. Someone who is timing the market is exiting because they think the n day bet will fail, and that they can re/enter easily at a better moment. I’m not that cocky or foolhardy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277314)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

LOL @ #1

limiting your upside while maintaining unlimited downside, strong investment strategy here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277420)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Deep Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276616)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: dead striped hyena

I don't think risk tolerance means what you think it means. BEcause as you use it here it's just describing market timing.

Hint- "I think it's going to be risky to be in this in the short term" isn't a risk tolerance issue. That's market timing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276986)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: mauve appetizing box office circlehead

Get outta here with your elementary level understanding of finance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35278950)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: dead striped hyena

This is why they have to have the rules they do about claiming performance. Everyone is a fucking genius in hindsight, when they forget about all of their bad plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276810)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: lime meetinghouse

LOL, Julia, the independently informed market analyst on top of her expertise in personal finance!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35284507)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: pearly beady-eyed rehab

Does this mean Crypto will MOON?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276199)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Flushed private investor old irish cottage

www.bogleheads.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276207)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Aquamarine digit ratio

Well this will make Trump's "booming stock market" remarks at SOTU tonight a bit awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276212)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Irradiated brethren dragon

lmao. just do dismiss the last 14 months of record gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276259)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: pearly beady-eyed rehab

Lol, its still up AND people WILL see behind the (((curtain))) on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276263)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Snowy sex offender

Yeah the market has plummeted to what it was at a week ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276269)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: dead striped hyena

Same shitlibs that will say "Well actually, that's weather not climate"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276947)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: rusted site generalized bond

Yeah, things haven't been this bad since August.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277125)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz business firm dog poop

Cot damn - I know a few people who live SOLELY off the stock market...DONE HERE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276332)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Anal Nofapping Volcanic Crater

yes the market is up double digits in mere months and down almost 1% today. mathematically it is obvious everyone is broke now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276417)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Deep Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276545)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

pumos absolutely done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276955)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

pumos absolutely done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276956)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: transparent bateful electric furnace boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35287715)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Passionate walnut cruise ship

Wtf it's not even down 1%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276402)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: dead striped hyena

haha, I saw this thread before I looked at the market and was expecting it to be at least 1.5 down and was going to think that was a ridiculous overreaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276880)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: fragrant shimmering step-uncle's house candlestick maker

lol at you pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276405)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Irradiated brethren dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276569)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: tantric giraffe principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276964)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Hyperventilating racy stage

(Stock market goes up every day for 3 months)

(Stock market drops 1%)

OH GOD OH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276640)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: carnelian provocative scourge upon the earth center

OP is in his 20s, which is the age I was when I started investing. I also reacted this way to market swings. also took the $4k or so I had to my name and tried to play with individual stocks, etc., and lost my ass. it was a good learning experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276681)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276690)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276849)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Khaki insane gaping pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276852)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

lol this is the first real down day of 2018 and people are freaking out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276727)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering step-uncle's house candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277771)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

buy $MSFT calls. Earnings are supposed to be good!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276735)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: french station really tough guy

Looking to buy this dip but expect a little more correction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276954)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate

What correction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276958)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35276966)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: french station really tough guy

Price is short term overextended. Maybe some profit taking and a pull back of 5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277273)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

I'm not super rich r anything, but I've done pretty well over the years. Probably 15K hours of screentime. Fuck, if I had a 1/10 of the ambition I've put toward studying the market into my law studies, I would've been a SCOTUS clerk, probably. Anyway, some funny shite in the tread, esp Julia, I mean, somebody pull that thread from just Friday or so where the bitch said this would go on for another couple of years. To all you boglehead, Johnny come late 2017 market motherfuckers: this is your nigga wake up call. You will have plenty of chances to exit this market over the next few weeks to months and I suggest that you do so. To the one stupid motherfucker in this thread, yes absolutely if is quite possible that we are at the current price levels 10 years from now, ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277027)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: pink cerebral wrinkle theatre

What should I put $ in besides cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277062)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: contagious church

(every "expert" over the past four years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277116)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: sable abode

I’ve been waiting for a month for this. Just put in $75k today, hoping it’ll go down further next few days so I can put more in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277072)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: pink cerebral wrinkle theatre

what did you buy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277098)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: sable abode

VTI, VXUS

I keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277124)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: supple jap

what % weight for those 2?

all my money is in those two. i think i was like 60/40 before the trump run. dunno what it is now and if i should rebalance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277157)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: sable abode

I’ve been doing 50-50 lately. I’m overall 65% in US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277394)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Amethyst blathering piazza filthpig

That's what I have, plus a little VNQ and BND from a while ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277423)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35278735)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: supple jap

you'd have been better off putting the 75k in a month ago than today, no? why are you trying to time the market?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277117)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: sable abode

I put money in a month ago too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277128)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Mustard plaza main people

She'd be up 5.6% if she just bought a S&P ETF 30 days ago.

People who try to time the market are inherently stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277144)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: sable abode

I put in money every 2 weeks but wait for dips to put larger sums in. In mid-dec, I put in $100k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277162)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Mustard plaza main people

Why did you have $175K sitting around not doing anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277177)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

Because you're waiting to buy the dip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277189)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

Because you're waiting to buy the dip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277190)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: sable abode

Because I got my bonus in mid dec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277199)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Mustard plaza main people

You should've bought VTI with the $75K in mid-December then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277213)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: sable abode

hindsight is useless. If markets went down in the last month, then you would say I shouldve wait. Sometimes lump sum pays off, sometimes it doesn’t. This isn’t money I’m touching for many years so unless you can tell me what the market will be 20 years from now, I’m not going to worry about a 5% return in a month.

Also I’m looking at other investments so dont want to go all in on stock market right now anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277249)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Floppy Sick Public Bath

there it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277766)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

You should have went balls deep last week of December. Last week of December, everyone sells off and takes profits, so prices are cheap. Now look how much you'd be up since last trading day of 2017 to now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277168)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: sable abode

I normally do lump sum but these days I do DCA esp with markets hitting all time highs every few days. It just makes me feel better psychologically. It doesn’t matter anyway since I will never withdraw this money for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277221)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

this is AWESOME, mud gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277755)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

Julia's advice itt might as well be "just buy CDs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277119)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277908)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine digit ratio

Is this the biggest one-day decline of Trump's tenure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277432)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: hot senate

lmao @ nutella & julia ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35277772)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Flirting internet-worthy selfie new version

it's fucking brilliant. nutella attacks julia for trying to time the market and then later admits to doing the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35278710)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35278914)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: purple big pisswyrm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35278915)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

nutella's strategy is simple. "buy the dips"

Julia is so stupid she's convinced herself that she's going to "time" the market for when it "crashes" so she can "buy" in at those sweet low prices. She watched The Big Short and now believes she's some market mastermind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35280493)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: hot senate

Just do buy the dips bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35280508)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: bright hairy legs

buy high sell low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35280526)



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Date: January 30th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

buy the dip, sell the rip. Works nearly every time in a raging bull market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35280539)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Glittery French Chef Locus

Do you rebuy the dip if it keeps dipping after you buy? Asking for a friend (not Julia though. She’s got this down).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35286961)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: seedy citrine gunner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35286216)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle clown

wonder what’ll happen today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35286218)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dashing Preventive Strike Cuck

No real meat to the infrastructure plans from last night, so probably further crashing. Will be negated slightly by people buying the dips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35286227)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: Motley sooty kitchen

green or flat day is my guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35286230)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: Glittery French Chef Locus

That was a brief recession. I hope you all made it. Especially Julia. Would miss her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35286956)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: dead striped hyena

Her very complex, objective risk management parameters inform her to liquidate when she has a bad feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35288005)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: onyx arousing hominid

Should have bought the dip nerds

At this point if you bought a lot a year ago your so far away from your cost basis that these dips don't hurt

Always long the incel economy

NFLX

NVDA

ATVI

EA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35286966)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: excitant glassy address roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3875904&forum_id=2#35288855)