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"Kill myself" reaction to hot women is uniquely XOXO - what explains it?

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Magenta aromatic station
  01/31/18
twist, it's not uniquely XO: https://i.imgur.com/PMvSdlA....
odious cruise ship
  01/31/18
https://imgur.com/WjZmid2
Cracking Senate
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Cobalt Rigor State
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self-awareness
Cobalt Rigor State
  01/31/18
“Know thyself” (Socrates with gun in mouth)
Cracking Senate
  01/31/18
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knowledge that they will never attain the affection and admi...
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to be fair, that applies to 95% of men
Cracking Senate
  01/31/18
but the self awareness does not.
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Narcissistic anxiety over rejection
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Exciting Red Filthpig
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nah
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Hypothetically, some of us might have been massively unsucce...
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Scholarship
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Hairless Dull Parlor
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pure scholarship
Laughsome light parlour
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thank God this is hypothetical
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purely
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unholy orchestra pit
  02/03/18
XO poasters literally done here. Finished.
Glittery Abode
  01/31/18
devastating
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SENATOR!!!
Snowy filthy pisswyrm
  01/31/18
fatality
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  01/31/18
Typed this entire thing verbatim but I beat me to it. 180
azure water buffalo
  01/31/18
lol where is this propaganda that going to law school will g...
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  01/31/18
XO circa 2006
Glittery Abode
  01/31/18
Not literally teen girls, but the "rich/ugly dude with ...
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this. NOWAG dweebs were pushing this flame when everyone her...
Razzle Umber Potus
  01/31/18
KOREAN ALPHA who said FUCK YOU to law school and copped dat ...
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  01/31/18
Dunno bro, were you perpetrating this myth before ITE happen...
Razzle Umber Potus
  02/01/18
lol
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  02/03/18
This is ENTIRELY dependent on where you live. Law salaries a...
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  01/31/18
Outside of a very, very few jobs (say, in-house faggot at th...
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I know several geeky lawyers who married ex-sorority girls. ...
Cobalt Rigor State
  01/31/18
How are the geeky lawyers treated in those situations?
vivacious slate hell
  01/31/18
Genuinely curious about this. I know one lawyer like this b...
stimulating property
  01/31/18
they seem fine. quiet desperation and all that.
Cobalt Rigor State
  01/31/18
Obviously you haven’t posted here for two decades.
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  02/05/18
*pushes gun hard against roof of mouth*
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mods!!!
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There are at least roots of the response: 1 - The self-bl...
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  01/31/18
every decision you make before 22 opens doors. every decisi...
Hairless Dull Parlor
  01/31/18
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Laughsome light parlour
  01/31/18
Scholarship. But I must point out that I have, after years ...
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Scholarly.
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So relatedly - is RSF naturally incapable of self awareness,...
Hairless Dull Parlor
  01/31/18
Also related - do you think he would have been this way if d...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
You keep forgetting I literally DID the same job you all do,...
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
Then why are you so freakin' bitter all the time?
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
When am I ever bitter?
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
LOL, are you serious? You're worse than I was in 2009.
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
Sorry friend, not bitter at all.
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
Your posting disproves that position.
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
Xo is not = IRL
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
But you understand that someone acting constantly bitter her...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
No, it doesn’t actually LJL. It’s a msg board brej
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
I understand that you don't take a moment to reflect on anyt...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
I understand you want things to be a certain way, but they a...
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
(Julia misquoting Marlo)
Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy
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Laughsome light parlour
  01/31/18
I'm not sure that works for this context. Your nonsensical ...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
"I've met many posters IRL and the reality is that peop...
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
Jesus tapdancing Christ, I'm not talking about who you fuck ...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
"I'm talking about whether posting like someone with ob...
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
Wait, you think this screed addressed my point: " and y...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
JFC how stupid are you? Yea, the 20 or so posters I have hun...
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
LMAO, the point is that acting like a mentally ill dickhead ...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
ok little buddy, whatever makes you feel better about things...
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
LOL, I feel fine about things. I have no idea why you think...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
so much RAGE in such a compact package, LJL.
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
Serious q - do you actually believe this?
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
"It’s a msg board brej", RSF muttered as he shot a...
Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy
  01/31/18
(Sane guy)
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
to quote RSF, "Date: January 31st, 2018 4:24 PM Author...
Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy
  01/31/18
(Guy who doesn’t get it)
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
So great example of my point. You see what that guy wrote a...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
You don't see the difference? LJL
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
Do you legit not see how this proves my point? Seriously?
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
it doesn't in any way
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
I don't get it, you graduated from law school...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
(guy who was shitcanned from his firm job)
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
(guy who graduated from a shit LS, has no career, zero techn...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
LOL you gonna cry midget?
up-to-no-good wild locale
  01/31/18
Only if I have to think about what your father must feel lik...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
all that hates gonna burn you up inside kid, totally believe...
up-to-no-good wild locale
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I'm not judging. I *wish* I was oblivious enough to the per...
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I think you're confused here friend. I don't fuck hookers. I...
up-to-no-good wild locale
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unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
not fronting like i'm hard or anything here brother, but are...
Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy
  01/31/18
I might be low T or otherwise defective. I'm in the distinc...
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fuck, this describes me exactly
Garnet sound barrier
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Same here
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  02/01/18
XOers, as striver lawyers, are hypercritical of everything i...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
what are you not in the 1% of? Other than emotional satisfa...
Hairless Dull Parlor
  01/31/18
I read this in my mother's voice for some reason.
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
describe the stereotype of jewish mothers and their voices i...
Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy
  01/31/18
I don't think my mother is really a great example of that. ...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
Isn't "kill myself" XOXO's reaction to everything?
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  01/31/18
Not windfalls.
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  01/31/18
I've had this reaction since well before xo. The reason I am...
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What specifically are the thoughts expressed and themes expl...
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e.g., just general thought patterns. Like I thought my react...
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sadly cr
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Beta mentality. Alphas - including alphas who don't rea...
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1) you are on the other side of the same wrong path. 2) d...
Hairless Dull Parlor
  01/31/18
OP is literally suicidal at the mere sight of hot women ...
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Honestly, you're right and I'm known to have a problem leavi...
unholy orchestra pit
  01/31/18
Your lack of self awareness has to be flame. There is no way...
internet-worthy alpha theater stage
  01/31/18
lol @ RSF & TMF scuffling like retards ITT. TYFT.
internet-worthy alpha theater stage
  01/31/18
There's some good retrofitting scholarship itt, but I think ...
Crimson Windowlicker
  02/01/18
If you think about it, killself is the ultimate expression o...
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thoughtful post
Cobalt Rigor State
  02/01/18
Didn't u recently quit xo because it was "too mean"...
azure water buffalo
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891567&mc=36&am...
Crimson Windowlicker
  02/01/18
explain
Cobalt Rigor State
  02/01/18
I like u man
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Magenta aromatic station



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: odious cruise ship

twist, it's not uniquely XO:

https://i.imgur.com/PMvSdlA.gif

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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 9:34 AM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:42 PM
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self-awareness

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Cracking Senate

“Know thyself” (Socrates with gun in mouth)

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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:28 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:44 PM
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knowledge that they will never attain the affection and admiration of a woman like that

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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:45 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Cracking Senate

to be fair, that applies to 95% of men

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:01 PM
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but the self awareness does not.

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:03 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:44 PM
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Narcissistic anxiety over rejection

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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:45 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:10 PM
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Hypothetically, some of us might have been massively unsuccessful with girls in younger life, but bought into the propaganda that academics leads to wealth&power and wealth&power leads to girls. So we studied hard as all the tight teen bodies hooked up with other guys and comforted ourselves that we would have our pick of women in the future. If you've been around long enough, you may remember autistic law students debating whether they should marry perfect 10's or settle for 7/8's who would be good moms.

Now fully on the other side of the looking glass, it is painfully obvious that we have all already peaked in the romance department and the only way we'll ever have access to a girl that hot is by literally paying her roses for time and companionship. Even that isn't really an option, because we have just enough awareness to know how pathetic we would appear when viewed from her perspective, and the prospect of sex with you being an unpleasant thing she did for money and a regret she carriers for the rest of her life is incredibly unsettling, such that whatever momentary pleasure we received from the transaction wouldn't be remotely worth it. Most of the time these thoughts are pretty deeply buried, but sexy photos of teens bring it all to the front.

Other less damaged men can simply look at the photo and think, "She's hot bro!" Those other less damaged men do not, however, post on obscure racist law blogs.

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:11 PM
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Scholarship

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:16 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:17 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:22 PM
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pure scholarship

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Cobalt Rigor State

thank God this is hypothetical

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:26 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 8:09 AM
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purely

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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:57 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Glittery Abode

XO poasters literally done here. Finished.

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: arousing bonkers field liquid oxygen

devastating

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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Snowy filthy pisswyrm

SENATOR!!!

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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Passionate ape address

fatality

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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: azure water buffalo

Typed this entire thing verbatim but I beat me to it. 180

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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: indigo marvelous toilet seat

lol where is this propaganda that going to law school will give you access to hot teen girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289641)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Glittery Abode

XO circa 2006

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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: crystalline federal mad cow disease casino

Not literally teen girls, but the "rich/ugly dude with the hot trophy wife" is definitely a trope brother. And while there's truth to that, it's real wealth, not biglaw wagecucking and certainly not for inhouse biglaw burnouts such as myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290057)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Razzle Umber Potus

this. NOWAG dweebs were pushing this flame when everyone here was still bright eyed and bushy tailed.

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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: nudist mischievous feces community account

KOREAN ALPHA who said FUCK YOU to law school and copped dat SNU MASTERS and pwn at life here, u mad?

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Date: February 1st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Razzle Umber Potus

Dunno bro, were you perpetrating this myth before ITE happened? If so you can never redeem yourself.

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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: comical ceo area

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: vivacious slate hell

This is ENTIRELY dependent on where you live. Law salaries are not impressive in major cities but there are places where you can make LESS than biglaw and still do the trophy wife thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290683)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: crystalline federal mad cow disease casino

Outside of a very, very few jobs (say, in-house faggot at the Wal Mart headquarters in Arkansas) law salaries are only impressive in cities where law jobs are not available. Coupled with low/no social expectations of monogamy, if you're an ugly lawfag in a major city, you can't attract women with looks and you can't do it with money either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295041)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Rigor State

I know several geeky lawyers who married ex-sorority girls. The money and, yes, the PREFTIGE, helped. But it gets you a 7.5 not a 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290952)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: vivacious slate hell

How are the geeky lawyers treated in those situations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291199)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: stimulating property

Genuinely curious about this. I know one lawyer like this but have never met his wife (former sorority girl at a Southern flagship public u).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291274)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Cobalt Rigor State

they seem fine. quiet desperation and all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291393)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: flushed piazza

Obviously you haven’t posted here for two decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35329586)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: free-loading ultramarine crackhouse pistol

*pushes gun hard against roof of mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289869)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Garnet sound barrier

mods!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290568)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: lascivious painfully honest indian lodge sex offender

There are at least roots of the response:

1 - The self-blame that accompanies one's failure to attain that which might have once been possible.

2 - The realization that one can and has never attained that which is readily available to others.

Both are linked by a gap between one's present reality (likely immutable) and realities that previously existed for us or that currently exist for those with whom we compare ourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290709)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Hairless Dull Parlor

every decision you make before 22 opens doors. every decision you make after 22 closes doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290713)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Laughsome light parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290722)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: stimulating property

Scholarship. But I must point out that I have, after years of struggle, finally gotten to the point where I can bang hot chicks in the late teens and early 20's with some bare level of regularity. At this point I've probably had more such chicks than the majority of guys ever get, even though I took the hard way to doing it and I've still gotten fewer than I would have if I hadn't been a superstriver in my younger days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290865)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: vibrant silver prole

Scholarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291177)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: rambunctious motley tanning salon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295199)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: frisky orchid athletic conference forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35312551)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: flushed piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35329581)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Hairless Dull Parlor

So relatedly - is RSF naturally incapable of self awareness, or does the fact that he can $omehow fuck hot chicks all the time result in his stunted self awareness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289083)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Also related - do you think he would have been this way if daddy didn't strike it rich and hand him a trust fund?

Basically, seems like his situation removes any real need for him to reflect on anything or to improve himself in any way. If he actually had to earn money and be a productive member of society that wouldn't fly, I would think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289112)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

You keep forgetting I literally DID the same job you all do, the only difference is that I quit and you were fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289205)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Then why are you so freakin' bitter all the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289215)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

When am I ever bitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289219)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

LOL, are you serious? You're worse than I was in 2009.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289226)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

Sorry friend, not bitter at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289238)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Your posting disproves that position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289262)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

Xo is not = IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289572)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

But you understand that someone acting constantly bitter here means something, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289590)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

No, it doesn’t actually LJL. It’s a msg board brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289598)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

I understand that you don't take a moment to reflect on anything, but how you act on here absolutely shows how you are as a person irl. In some ways even more than irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289610)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

I understand you want things to be a certain way, but they aren’t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289617)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy

(Julia misquoting Marlo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289663)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Laughsome light parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289669)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

I'm not sure that works for this context. Your nonsensical response is that I want for people's conduct on the board to also represent their IRL personality. I'm not stating a "desire" or a "wish" of mine. I'm stating that this is, in fact, the case. When people act mentally ill, vain, or whatever on here, it is because they are IRL mentally ill, vain, or whatever. We've seen countless examples of that. I've met many posters IRL and the reality is that people are IRL what they are on here. There's some exception for schtick but that's obviously inapplicable to your case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289844)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

"I've met many posters IRL and the reality is that people are IRL what they are on here." and yet I have met almost 20 posters and UNIFORMLY they have all backed up everything I have said. Despite this and the MOUNTAINS of evidence I have posted here over the years, you still cling to your version against all inputs but sure it's not because you "desire" or "wish" it were that way, LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290246)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Jesus tapdancing Christ, I'm not talking about who you fuck and whether they are whores. Not what the conversation is about. Try to focus. I'm talking about whether posting like someone with obvious mental illness implies that you are, in fact, mentally ill. By the way, that is true even if you can act like a normal person for an hour or two while hanging out in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290384)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

"I'm talking about whether posting like someone with obvious mental illness implies that you are, in fact, mentally ill. "

No kidding moron. That's exactly what my post was addressing. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290419)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Wait, you think this screed addressed my point: " and yet I have met almost 20 posters and UNIFORMLY they have all backed up everything I have said. Despite this and the MOUNTAINS of evidence I have posted here over the years, you still cling to your version against all inputs"?

So that actually pertained to your mental health and not to whether or not you were fucking whores? Are you seriously this goofy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290451)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

JFC how stupid are you? Yea, the 20 or so posters I have hung out with at length IRL, some of whom are friends that I see regularly JUST MIGHT be able to have a better picture of what my personality is like IRL. More so than a MAF slav midget. I know that you don't want to be convinced because you DO need to believe you're right for whatever reason, but LJL, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290475)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

LMAO, the point is that acting like a mentally ill dickhead on this board demonstrates that you are, in fact, a mentally ill dickhead. The fact that you might act like a normal person for an hour or two doesn't mean you're not a mentally ill dickhead deep down inside. Doesn't matter how many posters "vouch" for you because that isn't how it works you dumbass. And this isn't "how I want things to be" or "my opinion" - it is basic common sense.

What is remarkable is that when you see spamming about your IRL (which, tbf, is mentally ill), you instantly see it for what it is. You just are incapable of viewing yourself in anything other than the most positive light. Anyway, best of luck in all of your future endeavors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290516)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

ok little buddy, whatever makes you feel better about things. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290519)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

LOL, I feel fine about things. I have no idea why you think I care about your shitlife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290533)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

so much RAGE in such a compact package, LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290542)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Serious q - do you actually believe this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290547)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy

"It’s a msg board brej", RSF muttered as he shot another rope of jism into his dead brother's ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289619)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

(Sane guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289625)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy

to quote RSF, "Date: January 31st, 2018 4:24 PM

Author: The URBAN MEYER 8-4 JUGGERNAUT

Xo is not = IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289572)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289642)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

(Guy who doesn’t get it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289763)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

So great example of my point. You see what that guy wrote and you responded that he is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289956)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

You don't see the difference? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290249)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Do you legit not see how this proves my point? Seriously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290407)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

it doesn't in any way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290443)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

I don't get it, you graduated from law school...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290456)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

(guy who was shitcanned from his firm job)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290476)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

(guy who graduated from a shit LS, has no career, zero technical skills, can't keep a relationship together and sucks daddy's teat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290521)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

LOL you gonna cry midget?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290601)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Only if I have to think about what your father must feel like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290646)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

all that hates gonna burn you up inside kid, totally believe you're not MAF BTW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290665)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: crystalline federal mad cow disease casino

I'm not judging. I *wish* I was oblivious enough to the perception of others to just fuck hookers and enjoy it. The market clearing price for sex with hot women is incredibly low. Take a long hard look at the college-aged staff next time you're at a fast food place or retail establishment; they're working unpleasant jobs for $8-$12 an hour before taxes. A non-trivial subset of them are willing to do a lot more for $100-$150 tax free an hour, if you catch my drift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289119)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Laughsome light parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289163)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: up-to-no-good wild locale

I think you're confused here friend. I don't fuck hookers. If you want to continue believing that despite the mountains of hard evidence presented to you, because it makes you feel better about your situation as described in your screed, then go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289198)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289220)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy

not fronting like i'm hard or anything here brother, but are you one of those types that can only get off with affirmative enthusiastic consent from your partner

(again, not claiming i'm some hardhead superhigh-T caveman rapist -- but when you've been drinking sometimes you're just horny and want to get off? and you don't really care if the other person is all that into it? i don't think her perception of your respectability is a really salient question at that point)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289637)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: crystalline federal mad cow disease casino

I might be low T or otherwise defective. I'm in the distinct minority of men in that what makes sex fun is that somebody wants to have sex with me. I really, really enjoy knowing that I'm getting her off and have never really enjoyed one night stand sex as much as relationship sex in part for that reason.

I once tried an escort in Amsterdam and she definitely demonstrated enthusiasm, but of course I was unable to suspend my disbelief and accept that it's genuine. The prospect of being on top of somebody who is just trying to finish me off so she can get her cash and get out is just tremendously unappealing. I fundamentally cannot get in the mindset of bros who blithely pay hookers for sex (or get on sites and compare notes about "providers" with other clients ljl).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290045)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Garnet sound barrier

fuck, this describes me exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290590)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Opaque stead partner

Same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295312)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

XOers, as striver lawyers, are hypercritical of everything including (and sometimes especially) themselves. We all want to be 1% in everything at all times even when that is incredibly realistic. Worse, we invent or stick to a variety of rules of the game to justify why we can't do what we actually want ("I can't PAY someone out of my league because that is WRONG!"). So we see 50 people whining every time they see something they can't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289161)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Hairless Dull Parlor

what are you not in the 1% of? Other than emotional satisfaction? unacceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289580)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

I read this in my mother's voice for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289600)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy

describe the stereotype of jewish mothers and their voices in russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289654)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

I don't think my mother is really a great example of that. From what I've seen they're like "oh my baby boy is the best! He's the smartest in the WORLD! No one is good enough for him!"

My mom is more like "at least you're not in prison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290581)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: hyperactive hideous crotch toaster

Isn't "kill myself" XOXO's reaction to everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289650)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: lascivious painfully honest indian lodge sex offender

Not windfalls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290729)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Deranged bateful school cafeteria idiot

I've had this reaction since well before xo. The reason I am attracted to xo is because of I come here and, holy shit, poasters's minds kinda work like mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289660)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate

What specifically are the thoughts expressed and themes explored on xo that attract you to this place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289674)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Deranged bateful school cafeteria idiot

e.g., just general thought patterns. Like I thought my reaction to seeing a hot woman was unique -- I used to joke about it, "So hot, I can't go on living." etc. You come to xo and that "unique" thought -- and others-- is shared by poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289729)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Laughsome light parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289676)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Rigor State

sadly cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291423)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: nudist mischievous feces community account

Beta mentality.

Alphas - including alphas who don't realize they are alpha yet aka unrealized Alphas - actually start lifting and improve themselves to the point where they are fucking white girls regularly aka NYUUG.

I actually have guy friends who think like the OP. They have zero fight in them because that's what they've told themselves as an excuse not to change.

And it's a critical error that leads to massive life failure.

Also LOL@ RSF getting triggered by a ruthless earl and TMF ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290522)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Hairless Dull Parlor

1) you are on the other side of the same wrong path.

2) don't compare my comments about RSF's posting (which though I like him, I do find him lacking self awareness often) to the retarted subthead wastelands he engages in with TMF.

Once people start replying with more than one post (in parens) it's time to leave the convo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290738)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: nudist mischievous feces community account

OP is literally suicidal at the mere sight of hot women

i am indulging in the carnal pleasures of life and the opposite of suicidal. i never want this ride to stop.

certainly the frequency of posts is less with you but RSF was clearly triggered by your comment because he knows your words carry weight around here.

which really makes him a little bitch because he thinks of himself as regina george and anything that threatens this triggers him massively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290811)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Honestly, you're right and I'm known to have a problem leaving threads when I should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291189)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy alpha theater stage

Your lack of self awareness has to be flame. There is no way anyone could be this clueless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291437)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy alpha theater stage

lol @ RSF & TMF scuffling like retards ITT. TYFT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291425)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Crimson Windowlicker

There's some good retrofitting scholarship itt, but I think a better origin exists in the deep recesses of AutoAdmit Studies, if you'll indulge me.

In the earliest days of XO, the "kill self" response was frequently credited to those who lacked prestige. Got into GULC PT!, you might post. Kill self, came the chorus of replies. 169, what are my chances?, you might ask. Kill self, answered the chorus.

The same transitioned into summer associate positions. Does this black suit look good for an interview? Kill self. Offer at Cadwalader! Kill self. Ordered my steak medium well at the callback. Kill self.

AutoAdmit quickly took a position that anything but the highest pinnacle of (collective expectations of) prestige would be met with the answer of, it is better to kill yourself than to suffer through the striver prole mistake-laden hellhole you are about to go through.

Board members quickly got the point. Threads would now begin, "Got a 167/3.63, no URM, kill self?" You knew. You just knew. You could answer your own questions.

The law school admissions world faded. As did the OCI questions. And people moved on to lateral opportunities and in-house gigs and a variety of career paths.

But the "kill self" meme lingered. Particularly for the board olds who would approach 30, saw their receding hairlines, saw their Seamless guts increase, saw their dating options dwindle, and in the post-Industrial Revolution world of Tinder and Bumble began to wonder whether lasting *romantic* happiness would ever come.

The last iteration began with lament. It was the nostalgia of thinking about your organic 90s high school girlfriend, and when you see, say, Kate Upton do the dougie, you marvel that you could have been her age, with girls who looked (passably) like her, dancing like that, and that moment is gone. Kill self, with regret. But, that you know that she is unattainable, and so many like her, just like a 175, just like YLS, just like Wachtell, just like so many other things that had been an encouragement to kill self before.

But without those things, kill self is relegated to its last fraught position, and there it remains.

EDIT: Also, corollary of "fortuitous meteor" meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35294955)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: crystalline federal mad cow disease casino

If you think about it, killself is the ultimate expression of the legal profession's risk-adverse faggotry. You know the outcome and, once completed, there is no further downside risk. Also: I miss/recall the days when (under a previous moniker) I was mercilessly flamed for my 170. How things change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295050)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Cobalt Rigor State

thoughtful post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295290)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: azure water buffalo

Didn't u recently quit xo because it was "too mean" or was that another bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295489)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Crimson Windowlicker

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891567&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295510)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Cobalt Rigor State

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295539)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: azure water buffalo

I like u man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295549)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: unholy orchestra pit



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Ocher lay pocket flask



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Olive racy business firm

I enjoyed reading this and wish you'd posted it under your sudo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35312597)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Crimson Windowlicker



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mentally impaired therapy

180000000 true & verified scholarship from a mid-2000s board OG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35336934)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Provocative aquamarine space round eye



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Date: March 14th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: crystalline federal mad cow disease casino



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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: crystalline federal mad cow disease casino



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