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"Kill myself" reaction to hot women is uniquely XOXO - what explains it?

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pea-brained naked nursing home
  01/31/18
twist, it's not uniquely XO: https://i.imgur.com/PMvSdlA....
gaped center coffee pot
  01/31/18
https://imgur.com/WjZmid2
pale plaza incel
  01/31/18
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Poppy Public Bath
  02/01/18
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Bossy institution hominid
  05/12/18
self-awareness
Poppy Public Bath
  01/31/18
“Know thyself” (Socrates with gun in mouth)
pale plaza incel
  01/31/18
The hemlok bf-r is an absolutely devastating equip in titanf...
Slate Adulterous Gay Wizard
  01/31/18
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irradiated pearl therapy newt
  01/31/18
knowledge that they will never attain the affection and admi...
Shimmering reading party
  01/31/18
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silver hilarious brunch
  01/31/18
to be fair, that applies to 95% of men
pale plaza incel
  01/31/18
but the self awareness does not.
Fighting stubborn area sex offender
  01/31/18
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carmine alcoholic electric furnace menage
  01/31/18
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boyish insanely creepy hell multi-billionaire
  01/31/18
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salmon patrolman theater stage
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mahogany beta temple
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contagious fishy stead double fault
  02/15/18
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abusive obsidian meetinghouse
  01/31/18
Narcissistic anxiety over rejection
apoplectic school cafeteria legal warrant
  01/31/18
spin, ratfucks
medicated irate step-uncle's house
  01/31/18
nah
Cocky Personal Credit Line
  01/31/18
Hypothetically, some of us might have been massively unsucce...
Bossy institution hominid
  01/31/18
Scholarship
Buff useless brakes mental disorder
  01/31/18
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Cobalt faggot firefighter
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Fighting stubborn area sex offender
  01/31/18
pure scholarship
irradiated pearl therapy newt
  01/31/18
thank God this is hypothetical
Poppy Public Bath
  01/31/18
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light high-end community account people who are hurt
  01/31/18
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Bossy institution hominid
  01/31/18
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vermilion circlehead
  01/31/18
purely
plum gas station boltzmann
  02/01/18
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House-broken house
  02/03/18
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Filthy ratface
  02/03/18
XO poasters literally done here. Finished.
wonderful zippy piazza mediation
  01/31/18
devastating
light high-end community account people who are hurt
  01/31/18
SENATOR!!!
Laughsome Fiercely-loyal Principal's Office
  01/31/18
fatality
curious flesh ladyboy
  01/31/18
Typed this entire thing verbatim but I beat me to it. 180
rambunctious vigorous parlor striped hyena
  01/31/18
lol where is this propaganda that going to law school will g...
trip boiling water
  01/31/18
XO circa 2006
wonderful zippy piazza mediation
  01/31/18
Not literally teen girls, but the "rich/ugly dude with ...
Bossy institution hominid
  01/31/18
this. NOWAG dweebs were pushing this flame when everyone her...
Stirring mischievous crackhouse gaping
  01/31/18
KOREAN ALPHA who said FUCK YOU to law school and copped dat ...
histrionic tantric windowlicker fortuitous meteor
  01/31/18
Dunno bro, were you perpetrating this myth before ITE happen...
Stirring mischievous crackhouse gaping
  02/01/18
lol
Fuchsia floppy filthpig giraffe
  02/03/18
This is ENTIRELY dependent on where you live. Law salaries a...
Khaki Confused Boistinker Pit
  01/31/18
Outside of a very, very few jobs (say, in-house faggot at th...
Bossy institution hominid
  02/01/18
I know several geeky lawyers who married ex-sorority girls. ...
Poppy Public Bath
  01/31/18
How are the geeky lawyers treated in those situations?
Khaki Confused Boistinker Pit
  01/31/18
Genuinely curious about this. I know one lawyer like this b...
appetizing scarlet trailer park
  01/31/18
they seem fine. quiet desperation and all that.
Poppy Public Bath
  01/31/18
Obviously you haven’t posted here for two decades.
ruby milk
  02/05/18
*pushes gun hard against roof of mouth*
black point son of senegal
  01/31/18
mods!!!
sooty cracking location mad-dog skullcap
  01/31/18
There are at least roots of the response: 1 - The self-bl...
contagious fishy stead double fault
  01/31/18
every decision you make before 22 opens doors. every decisi...
Fighting stubborn area sex offender
  01/31/18
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irradiated pearl therapy newt
  01/31/18
Scholarship. But I must point out that I have, after years ...
appetizing scarlet trailer park
  01/31/18
Scholarly.
dashing jet stage sound barrier
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slimy ultramarine hairy legs space
  02/01/18
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mahogany beta temple
  02/03/18
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ruby milk
  02/05/18
So relatedly - is RSF naturally incapable of self awareness,...
Fighting stubborn area sex offender
  01/31/18
Also related - do you think he would have been this way if d...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
You keep forgetting I literally DID the same job you all do,...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
Then why are you so freakin' bitter all the time?
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
When am I ever bitter?
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
LOL, are you serious? You're worse than I was in 2009.
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
Sorry friend, not bitter at all.
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
Your posting disproves that position.
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
Xo is not = IRL
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
But you understand that someone acting constantly bitter her...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
No, it doesn’t actually LJL. It’s a msg board brej
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
I understand that you don't take a moment to reflect on anyt...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
I understand you want things to be a certain way, but they a...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
(Julia misquoting Marlo)
Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness
  01/31/18
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irradiated pearl therapy newt
  01/31/18
I'm not sure that works for this context. Your nonsensical ...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
"I've met many posters IRL and the reality is that peop...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
Jesus tapdancing Christ, I'm not talking about who you fuck ...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
"I'm talking about whether posting like someone with ob...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
Wait, you think this screed addressed my point: " and y...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
JFC how stupid are you? Yea, the 20 or so posters I have hun...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
LMAO, the point is that acting like a mentally ill dickhead ...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
ok little buddy, whatever makes you feel better about things...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
LOL, I feel fine about things. I have no idea why you think...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
so much RAGE in such a compact package, LJL.
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
Serious q - do you actually believe this?
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
"It’s a msg board brej", RSF muttered as he shot a...
Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness
  01/31/18
(Sane guy)
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
to quote RSF, "Date: January 31st, 2018 4:24 PM Author...
Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness
  01/31/18
(Guy who doesn’t get it)
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
So great example of my point. You see what that guy wrote a...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
You don't see the difference? LJL
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
Do you legit not see how this proves my point? Seriously?
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
it doesn't in any way
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
I don't get it, you graduated from law school...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
(guy who was shitcanned from his firm job)
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
(guy who graduated from a shit LS, has no career, zero techn...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
LOL you gonna cry midget?
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
Only if I have to think about what your father must feel lik...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
all that hates gonna burn you up inside kid, totally believe...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
I'm not judging. I *wish* I was oblivious enough to the per...
Bossy institution hominid
  01/31/18
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irradiated pearl therapy newt
  01/31/18
I think you're confused here friend. I don't fuck hookers. I...
motley drunken field
  01/31/18
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Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
not fronting like i'm hard or anything here brother, but are...
Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness
  01/31/18
I might be low T or otherwise defective. I'm in the distinc...
Bossy institution hominid
  01/31/18
fuck, this describes me exactly
sooty cracking location mad-dog skullcap
  01/31/18
Same here
marvelous business firm
  02/01/18
XOers, as striver lawyers, are hypercritical of everything i...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
what are you not in the 1% of? Other than emotional satisfa...
Fighting stubborn area sex offender
  01/31/18
I read this in my mother's voice for some reason.
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
describe the stereotype of jewish mothers and their voices i...
Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness
  01/31/18
I don't think my mother is really a great example of that. ...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
Isn't "kill myself" XOXO's reaction to everything?
balding gunner
  01/31/18
Not windfalls.
contagious fishy stead double fault
  01/31/18
I've had this reaction since well before xo. The reason I am...
salmon patrolman theater stage
  01/31/18
What specifically are the thoughts expressed and themes expl...
Fear-inspiring Pearly Factory Reset Button
  01/31/18
e.g., just general thought patterns. Like I thought my react...
salmon patrolman theater stage
  01/31/18
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irradiated pearl therapy newt
  01/31/18
sadly cr
Poppy Public Bath
  01/31/18
Beta mentality. Alphas - including alphas who don't rea...
histrionic tantric windowlicker fortuitous meteor
  01/31/18
1) you are on the other side of the same wrong path. 2) d...
Fighting stubborn area sex offender
  01/31/18
OP is literally suicidal at the mere sight of hot women ...
histrionic tantric windowlicker fortuitous meteor
  01/31/18
Honestly, you're right and I'm known to have a problem leavi...
Filthy ratface
  01/31/18
Your lack of self awareness has to be flame. There is no way...
Mustard Cuckold
  01/31/18
lol @ RSF & TMF scuffling like retards ITT. TYFT.
Mustard Cuckold
  01/31/18
There's some good retrofitting scholarship itt, but I think ...
frum adventurous den friendly grandma
  02/01/18
If you think about it, killself is the ultimate expression o...
Bossy institution hominid
  02/01/18
thoughtful post
Poppy Public Bath
  02/01/18
Didn't u recently quit xo because it was "too mean"...
rambunctious vigorous parlor striped hyena
  02/01/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891567&mc=36&am...
frum adventurous den friendly grandma
  02/01/18
explain
Poppy Public Bath
  02/01/18
I like u man
rambunctious vigorous parlor striped hyena
  02/01/18
...
Filthy ratface
  02/01/18
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Buff useless brakes mental disorder
  02/03/18
I enjoyed reading this and wish you'd posted it under your s...
Aggressive masturbator heaven
  02/03/18
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frum adventurous den friendly grandma
  02/05/18
180000000 true & verified scholarship from a mid-2000s b...
Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness
  02/06/18
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Elite Dead Box Office
  02/06/18
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Bossy institution hominid
  03/14/18
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Bossy institution hominid
  07/20/18


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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: pea-brained naked nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288379)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: gaped center coffee pot

twist, it's not uniquely XO:

https://i.imgur.com/PMvSdlA.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291113)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: pale plaza incel

https://imgur.com/WjZmid2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291238)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Poppy Public Bath



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Date: May 12th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Bossy institution hominid



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Poppy Public Bath

self-awareness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288386)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: pale plaza incel

“Know thyself” (Socrates with gun in mouth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288956)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Slate Adulterous Gay Wizard

The hemlok bf-r is an absolutely devastating equip in titanfall 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289603)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated pearl therapy newt



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Shimmering reading party

knowledge that they will never attain the affection and admiration of a woman like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288401)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: silver hilarious brunch



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: pale plaza incel

to be fair, that applies to 95% of men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288410)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Fighting stubborn area sex offender

but the self awareness does not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288961)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic electric furnace menage



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy hell multi-billionaire



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: salmon patrolman theater stage



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: mahogany beta temple



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Date: February 15th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: contagious fishy stead double fault



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: abusive obsidian meetinghouse



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: apoplectic school cafeteria legal warrant

Narcissistic anxiety over rejection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288403)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: medicated irate step-uncle's house

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289655)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Cocky Personal Credit Line

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35288409)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Bossy institution hominid

Hypothetically, some of us might have been massively unsuccessful with girls in younger life, but bought into the propaganda that academics leads to wealth&power and wealth&power leads to girls. So we studied hard as all the tight teen bodies hooked up with other guys and comforted ourselves that we would have our pick of women in the future. If you've been around long enough, you may remember autistic law students debating whether they should marry perfect 10's or settle for 7/8's who would be good moms.

Now fully on the other side of the looking glass, it is painfully obvious that we have all already peaked in the romance department and the only way we'll ever have access to a girl that hot is by literally paying her roses for time and companionship. Even that isn't really an option, because we have just enough awareness to know how pathetic we would appear when viewed from her perspective, and the prospect of sex with you being an unpleasant thing she did for money and a regret she carriers for the rest of her life is incredibly unsettling, such that whatever momentary pleasure we received from the transaction wouldn't be remotely worth it. Most of the time these thoughts are pretty deeply buried, but sexy photos of teens bring it all to the front.

Other less damaged men can simply look at the photo and think, "She's hot bro!" Those other less damaged men do not, however, post on obscure racist law blogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289039)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Buff useless brakes mental disorder

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289056)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Cobalt faggot firefighter



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Fighting stubborn area sex offender



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: irradiated pearl therapy newt

pure scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289155)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Poppy Public Bath

thank God this is hypothetical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289171)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: light high-end community account people who are hurt



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Bossy institution hominid



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead



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Date: February 1st, 2018 8:09 AM
Author: plum gas station boltzmann

purely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35294439)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: House-broken house



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Filthy ratface



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: wonderful zippy piazza mediation

XO poasters literally done here. Finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289177)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: light high-end community account people who are hurt

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289191)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Fiercely-loyal Principal's Office

SENATOR!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289260)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: curious flesh ladyboy

fatality

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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: rambunctious vigorous parlor striped hyena

Typed this entire thing verbatim but I beat me to it. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289607)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: trip boiling water

lol where is this propaganda that going to law school will give you access to hot teen girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289641)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: wonderful zippy piazza mediation

XO circa 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290054)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Bossy institution hominid

Not literally teen girls, but the "rich/ugly dude with the hot trophy wife" is definitely a trope brother. And while there's truth to that, it's real wealth, not biglaw wagecucking and certainly not for inhouse biglaw burnouts such as myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290057)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Stirring mischievous crackhouse gaping

this. NOWAG dweebs were pushing this flame when everyone here was still bright eyed and bushy tailed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290255)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: histrionic tantric windowlicker fortuitous meteor

KOREAN ALPHA who said FUCK YOU to law school and copped dat SNU MASTERS and pwn at life here, u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290725)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Stirring mischievous crackhouse gaping

Dunno bro, were you perpetrating this myth before ITE happened? If so you can never redeem yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35294562)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia floppy filthpig giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35316035)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Khaki Confused Boistinker Pit

This is ENTIRELY dependent on where you live. Law salaries are not impressive in major cities but there are places where you can make LESS than biglaw and still do the trophy wife thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290683)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Bossy institution hominid

Outside of a very, very few jobs (say, in-house faggot at the Wal Mart headquarters in Arkansas) law salaries are only impressive in cities where law jobs are not available. Coupled with low/no social expectations of monogamy, if you're an ugly lawfag in a major city, you can't attract women with looks and you can't do it with money either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295041)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Poppy Public Bath

I know several geeky lawyers who married ex-sorority girls. The money and, yes, the PREFTIGE, helped. But it gets you a 7.5 not a 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290952)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Khaki Confused Boistinker Pit

How are the geeky lawyers treated in those situations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291199)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: appetizing scarlet trailer park

Genuinely curious about this. I know one lawyer like this but have never met his wife (former sorority girl at a Southern flagship public u).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291274)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Poppy Public Bath

they seem fine. quiet desperation and all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291393)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: ruby milk

Obviously you haven’t posted here for two decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35329586)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: black point son of senegal

*pushes gun hard against roof of mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289869)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: sooty cracking location mad-dog skullcap

mods!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290568)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: contagious fishy stead double fault

There are at least roots of the response:

1 - The self-blame that accompanies one's failure to attain that which might have once been possible.

2 - The realization that one can and has never attained that which is readily available to others.

Both are linked by a gap between one's present reality (likely immutable) and realities that previously existed for us or that currently exist for those with whom we compare ourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290709)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Fighting stubborn area sex offender

every decision you make before 22 opens doors. every decision you make after 22 closes doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290713)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: irradiated pearl therapy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290722)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: appetizing scarlet trailer park

Scholarship. But I must point out that I have, after years of struggle, finally gotten to the point where I can bang hot chicks in the late teens and early 20's with some bare level of regularity. At this point I've probably had more such chicks than the majority of guys ever get, even though I took the hard way to doing it and I've still gotten fewer than I would have if I hadn't been a superstriver in my younger days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290865)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: dashing jet stage sound barrier

Scholarly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291177)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: slimy ultramarine hairy legs space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295199)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: mahogany beta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35312551)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: ruby milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35329581)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Fighting stubborn area sex offender

So relatedly - is RSF naturally incapable of self awareness, or does the fact that he can $omehow fuck hot chicks all the time result in his stunted self awareness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289083)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Also related - do you think he would have been this way if daddy didn't strike it rich and hand him a trust fund?

Basically, seems like his situation removes any real need for him to reflect on anything or to improve himself in any way. If he actually had to earn money and be a productive member of society that wouldn't fly, I would think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289112)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: motley drunken field

You keep forgetting I literally DID the same job you all do, the only difference is that I quit and you were fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289205)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Then why are you so freakin' bitter all the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289215)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: motley drunken field

When am I ever bitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289219)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

LOL, are you serious? You're worse than I was in 2009.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289226)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: motley drunken field

Sorry friend, not bitter at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289238)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Your posting disproves that position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289262)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: motley drunken field

Xo is not = IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289572)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

But you understand that someone acting constantly bitter here means something, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289590)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: motley drunken field

No, it doesn’t actually LJL. It’s a msg board brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289598)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

I understand that you don't take a moment to reflect on anything, but how you act on here absolutely shows how you are as a person irl. In some ways even more than irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289610)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: motley drunken field

I understand you want things to be a certain way, but they aren’t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289617)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness

(Julia misquoting Marlo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289663)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: irradiated pearl therapy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289669)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

I'm not sure that works for this context. Your nonsensical response is that I want for people's conduct on the board to also represent their IRL personality. I'm not stating a "desire" or a "wish" of mine. I'm stating that this is, in fact, the case. When people act mentally ill, vain, or whatever on here, it is because they are IRL mentally ill, vain, or whatever. We've seen countless examples of that. I've met many posters IRL and the reality is that people are IRL what they are on here. There's some exception for schtick but that's obviously inapplicable to your case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289844)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: motley drunken field

"I've met many posters IRL and the reality is that people are IRL what they are on here." and yet I have met almost 20 posters and UNIFORMLY they have all backed up everything I have said. Despite this and the MOUNTAINS of evidence I have posted here over the years, you still cling to your version against all inputs but sure it's not because you "desire" or "wish" it were that way, LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290246)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Jesus tapdancing Christ, I'm not talking about who you fuck and whether they are whores. Not what the conversation is about. Try to focus. I'm talking about whether posting like someone with obvious mental illness implies that you are, in fact, mentally ill. By the way, that is true even if you can act like a normal person for an hour or two while hanging out in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290384)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: motley drunken field

"I'm talking about whether posting like someone with obvious mental illness implies that you are, in fact, mentally ill. "

No kidding moron. That's exactly what my post was addressing. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290419)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Wait, you think this screed addressed my point: " and yet I have met almost 20 posters and UNIFORMLY they have all backed up everything I have said. Despite this and the MOUNTAINS of evidence I have posted here over the years, you still cling to your version against all inputs"?

So that actually pertained to your mental health and not to whether or not you were fucking whores? Are you seriously this goofy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290451)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: motley drunken field

JFC how stupid are you? Yea, the 20 or so posters I have hung out with at length IRL, some of whom are friends that I see regularly JUST MIGHT be able to have a better picture of what my personality is like IRL. More so than a MAF slav midget. I know that you don't want to be convinced because you DO need to believe you're right for whatever reason, but LJL, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290475)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

LMAO, the point is that acting like a mentally ill dickhead on this board demonstrates that you are, in fact, a mentally ill dickhead. The fact that you might act like a normal person for an hour or two doesn't mean you're not a mentally ill dickhead deep down inside. Doesn't matter how many posters "vouch" for you because that isn't how it works you dumbass. And this isn't "how I want things to be" or "my opinion" - it is basic common sense.

What is remarkable is that when you see spamming about your IRL (which, tbf, is mentally ill), you instantly see it for what it is. You just are incapable of viewing yourself in anything other than the most positive light. Anyway, best of luck in all of your future endeavors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290516)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: motley drunken field

ok little buddy, whatever makes you feel better about things. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290519)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

LOL, I feel fine about things. I have no idea why you think I care about your shitlife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290533)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: motley drunken field

so much RAGE in such a compact package, LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290542)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Serious q - do you actually believe this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290547)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness

"It’s a msg board brej", RSF muttered as he shot another rope of jism into his dead brother's ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289619)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: motley drunken field

(Sane guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289625)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness

to quote RSF, "Date: January 31st, 2018 4:24 PM

Author: The URBAN MEYER 8-4 JUGGERNAUT

Xo is not = IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289572)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289642)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: motley drunken field

(Guy who doesn’t get it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289763)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

So great example of my point. You see what that guy wrote and you responded that he is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289956)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: motley drunken field

You don't see the difference? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290249)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Do you legit not see how this proves my point? Seriously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290407)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: motley drunken field

it doesn't in any way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290443)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

I don't get it, you graduated from law school...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290456)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: motley drunken field

(guy who was shitcanned from his firm job)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290476)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

(guy who graduated from a shit LS, has no career, zero technical skills, can't keep a relationship together and sucks daddy's teat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290521)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: motley drunken field

LOL you gonna cry midget?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290601)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Only if I have to think about what your father must feel like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290646)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: motley drunken field

all that hates gonna burn you up inside kid, totally believe you're not MAF BTW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290665)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Bossy institution hominid

I'm not judging. I *wish* I was oblivious enough to the perception of others to just fuck hookers and enjoy it. The market clearing price for sex with hot women is incredibly low. Take a long hard look at the college-aged staff next time you're at a fast food place or retail establishment; they're working unpleasant jobs for $8-$12 an hour before taxes. A non-trivial subset of them are willing to do a lot more for $100-$150 tax free an hour, if you catch my drift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289119)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: irradiated pearl therapy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289163)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: motley drunken field

I think you're confused here friend. I don't fuck hookers. If you want to continue believing that despite the mountains of hard evidence presented to you, because it makes you feel better about your situation as described in your screed, then go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289198)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Filthy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289220)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness

not fronting like i'm hard or anything here brother, but are you one of those types that can only get off with affirmative enthusiastic consent from your partner

(again, not claiming i'm some hardhead superhigh-T caveman rapist -- but when you've been drinking sometimes you're just horny and want to get off? and you don't really care if the other person is all that into it? i don't think her perception of your respectability is a really salient question at that point)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289637)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Bossy institution hominid

I might be low T or otherwise defective. I'm in the distinct minority of men in that what makes sex fun is that somebody wants to have sex with me. I really, really enjoy knowing that I'm getting her off and have never really enjoyed one night stand sex as much as relationship sex in part for that reason.

I once tried an escort in Amsterdam and she definitely demonstrated enthusiasm, but of course I was unable to suspend my disbelief and accept that it's genuine. The prospect of being on top of somebody who is just trying to finish me off so she can get her cash and get out is just tremendously unappealing. I fundamentally cannot get in the mindset of bros who blithely pay hookers for sex (or get on sites and compare notes about "providers" with other clients ljl).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290045)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: sooty cracking location mad-dog skullcap

fuck, this describes me exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290590)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: marvelous business firm

Same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295312)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

XOers, as striver lawyers, are hypercritical of everything including (and sometimes especially) themselves. We all want to be 1% in everything at all times even when that is incredibly realistic. Worse, we invent or stick to a variety of rules of the game to justify why we can't do what we actually want ("I can't PAY someone out of my league because that is WRONG!"). So we see 50 people whining every time they see something they can't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289161)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Fighting stubborn area sex offender

what are you not in the 1% of? Other than emotional satisfaction? unacceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289580)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

I read this in my mother's voice for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289600)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness

describe the stereotype of jewish mothers and their voices in russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289654)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

I don't think my mother is really a great example of that. From what I've seen they're like "oh my baby boy is the best! He's the smartest in the WORLD! No one is good enough for him!"

My mom is more like "at least you're not in prison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290581)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: balding gunner

Isn't "kill myself" XOXO's reaction to everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289650)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: contagious fishy stead double fault

Not windfalls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290729)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: salmon patrolman theater stage

I've had this reaction since well before xo. The reason I am attracted to xo is because of I come here and, holy shit, poasters's minds kinda work like mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289660)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Pearly Factory Reset Button

What specifically are the thoughts expressed and themes explored on xo that attract you to this place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289674)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: salmon patrolman theater stage

e.g., just general thought patterns. Like I thought my reaction to seeing a hot woman was unique -- I used to joke about it, "So hot, I can't go on living." etc. You come to xo and that "unique" thought -- and others-- is shared by poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289729)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: irradiated pearl therapy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35289676)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Poppy Public Bath

sadly cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291423)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: histrionic tantric windowlicker fortuitous meteor

Beta mentality.

Alphas - including alphas who don't realize they are alpha yet aka unrealized Alphas - actually start lifting and improve themselves to the point where they are fucking white girls regularly aka NYUUG.

I actually have guy friends who think like the OP. They have zero fight in them because that's what they've told themselves as an excuse not to change.

And it's a critical error that leads to massive life failure.

Also LOL@ RSF getting triggered by a ruthless earl and TMF ITT



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290522)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Fighting stubborn area sex offender

1) you are on the other side of the same wrong path.

2) don't compare my comments about RSF's posting (which though I like him, I do find him lacking self awareness often) to the retarted subthead wastelands he engages in with TMF.

Once people start replying with more than one post (in parens) it's time to leave the convo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290738)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: histrionic tantric windowlicker fortuitous meteor

OP is literally suicidal at the mere sight of hot women

i am indulging in the carnal pleasures of life and the opposite of suicidal. i never want this ride to stop.

certainly the frequency of posts is less with you but RSF was clearly triggered by your comment because he knows your words carry weight around here.

which really makes him a little bitch because he thinks of himself as regina george and anything that threatens this triggers him massively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35290811)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Filthy ratface

Honestly, you're right and I'm known to have a problem leaving threads when I should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291189)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Mustard Cuckold

Your lack of self awareness has to be flame. There is no way anyone could be this clueless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291437)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Mustard Cuckold

lol @ RSF & TMF scuffling like retards ITT. TYFT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35291425)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: frum adventurous den friendly grandma

There's some good retrofitting scholarship itt, but I think a better origin exists in the deep recesses of AutoAdmit Studies, if you'll indulge me.

In the earliest days of XO, the "kill self" response was frequently credited to those who lacked prestige. Got into GULC PT!, you might post. Kill self, came the chorus of replies. 169, what are my chances?, you might ask. Kill self, answered the chorus.

The same transitioned into summer associate positions. Does this black suit look good for an interview? Kill self. Offer at Cadwalader! Kill self. Ordered my steak medium well at the callback. Kill self.

AutoAdmit quickly took a position that anything but the highest pinnacle of (collective expectations of) prestige would be met with the answer of, it is better to kill yourself than to suffer through the striver prole mistake-laden hellhole you are about to go through.

Board members quickly got the point. Threads would now begin, "Got a 167/3.63, no URM, kill self?" You knew. You just knew. You could answer your own questions.

The law school admissions world faded. As did the OCI questions. And people moved on to lateral opportunities and in-house gigs and a variety of career paths.

But the "kill self" meme lingered. Particularly for the board olds who would approach 30, saw their receding hairlines, saw their Seamless guts increase, saw their dating options dwindle, and in the post-Industrial Revolution world of Tinder and Bumble began to wonder whether lasting *romantic* happiness would ever come.

The last iteration began with lament. It was the nostalgia of thinking about your organic 90s high school girlfriend, and when you see, say, Kate Upton do the dougie, you marvel that you could have been her age, with girls who looked (passably) like her, dancing like that, and that moment is gone. Kill self, with regret. But, that you know that she is unattainable, and so many like her, just like a 175, just like YLS, just like Wachtell, just like so many other things that had been an encouragement to kill self before.

But without those things, kill self is relegated to its last fraught position, and there it remains.

EDIT: Also, corollary of "fortuitous meteor" meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35294955)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Bossy institution hominid

If you think about it, killself is the ultimate expression of the legal profession's risk-adverse faggotry. You know the outcome and, once completed, there is no further downside risk. Also: I miss/recall the days when (under a previous moniker) I was mercilessly flamed for my 170. How things change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295050)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Poppy Public Bath

thoughtful post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295290)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: rambunctious vigorous parlor striped hyena

Didn't u recently quit xo because it was "too mean" or was that another bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295489)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: frum adventurous den friendly grandma

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891567&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295510)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Poppy Public Bath

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295539)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: rambunctious vigorous parlor striped hyena

I like u man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295549)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Filthy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35295543)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Buff useless brakes mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35312594)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Aggressive masturbator heaven

I enjoyed reading this and wish you'd posted it under your sudo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35312597)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: frum adventurous den friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35329570)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: Lilac selfie twinkling uncleanness

180000000 true & verified scholarship from a mid-2000s board OG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35336934)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Elite Dead Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35336977)



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Date: March 14th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Bossy institution hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#35602972)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Bossy institution hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877697&forum_id=2#36465954)