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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:44 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath My wife who is 6 years younger than me, is leaving her early 30's.
Most of the women I've dated are pushing 40 now like me. While I can sort of remember what it was like hitting that when I was 22, looking at recent photos on social media for inspiration is a nightmarish dive into non stop toddler pictures, posts about desperate IVF treatments, occasional travel posts - mostly involving food instead of the rare bathing suit (one piece) pics, and of course a scattering of sycophant posts from the other aging shrews congratulating each other on reaching the next level of mommy MLM product scam.
Maybe 5 of the women I've slept with over the past 20 years are passable for fantasizing today. VERY sad. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: Pale Marvelous Site best fantasy material is chicks that you have lost touch with and who you never actually fucked, but that you wanted to fuck and missed out on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062897) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM Author: carnelian aphrodisiac mood “looking at recent photos on social media for inspiration is a nightmarish dive into non stop toddler pictures”
What’s the problem? (DBG) |
Date: January 31st, 2018 3:45 PM Author: Boyish box office mad cow disease I only jerk off to massage therapists at this point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289357) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:47 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath so my wife an I have a great tradition of getting super high at 5 pm and then getting massages every other week. Except they are thai deep tissue massages and despite being high I want to scream with some pugdy old woman sticking her heel into my spine or Achilles tendon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289369) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:47 PM Author: Boyish box office mad cow disease unnnngh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289371) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:52 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath yeah, it sounds cool, and I have great pain tolerance usually - but shit man, they keep going till you want to cry however tough you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289398) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: Fishy insecure resort trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500060) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: Fishy insecure resort trump supporter What's a good place to go for this that isn't a super shady shop I've done this a couple of times with Groupon but they seemed kind of off |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:17 PM Author: Onyx Tanning Salon Stock Car 180 wife and i do this too. vape in the parking lot and then get pummeled by 300 lb thai women, eat thai food after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057456) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:09 PM Author: mildly autistic titillating ticket booth What do we ask for? I need this, the deep tissue ones I’m getting are pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065124) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: Shimmering 180 community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063265) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:47 PM Author: Cyan puppy nutella done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289372) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency more like
"describe the 4 other girls besides nutella" (nutella sockpuppet) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:04 PM Author: Cyan puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289466) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: Crimson Vivacious Den Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057976) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:55 PM Author: floppy obsidian hall digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289416) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:39 PM Author: Azure cuckold center Earl fucked Nutella? How does Earl's wife not read this chatbort? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063273) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:51 PM Author: Bistre Trailer Park Party Of The First Part i would kill to have some jerk worthy experiences to fall back on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289396) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:05 PM Author: Sooty headpube menage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289474) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:18 PM Author: splenetic fat ankles chad let's make one together ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289537) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:55 PM Author: very tactful set :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500052) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:06 PM Author: Cyan puppy just jerk off to their nubile dotters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289482) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM Author: fragrant impertinent gay wizard persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063242) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:07 PM Author: ruby main people scourge upon the earth upside: you get to jerk off to toddlers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289486) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:07 PM Author: Red double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: fighting rebellious pozpig station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289489) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:13 PM Author: Naked trip sweet tailpipe hell Some of us didn't think ahead. I have one GoneMild-level pic of an ex on an old phone that I have in a box somewhere -- that's it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35289515) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2018 12:56 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath This occurred to me again this morning. Wife is sick so I was going through Facebook for inspiration. Really fucking slim pickings with all of the shrews doing nothing but complaining about fucking assault weapons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35461068) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:00 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35498275) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:56 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency women really are pea-brained idiots, aren't they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500058) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:58 PM Author: translucent home This is why you do not friend them on social media. I don’t care what they look like now and do not want my memories ruined. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500066) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: offensive deep wagecucks Echo chamber of virtue signaling. Controversial opinions are non-existent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#35500068) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:26 PM Author: Comical irate area toaster Sounds dangerous. JFC women are sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057873) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 4:01 PM Author: very tactful set I archive all the pics I have of every girl I date for exactly this reason. I went through my old okcupid messages the other day for the lulz, and of those chicks who maintained their profiles and updated their pics, they really look like shit 5 yrs later.
I'm afraid to ask which way the selection bias goes -- those that went downhill tending to stay single, or the ones I don't see finding relationships and letting themselves go even more. |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:11 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath BUMP.
For whatever reason looking at 10 year old photos of the same women doesn't do it for me. Maybe its because I know what they look like now. Maybe its because that reminds me what I look like now. |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:18 PM Author: Blue Motley Brunch People Who Are Hurt are they still single or are they married now? if so, what do their husbands look like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057461) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:51 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath most are married to dorky slightly older white guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057652) |
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Date: November 12th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: pink house-broken spot What grade is your bio photo in now, second? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#37217511) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: passionate nursing home lol are you going to have kids |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:28 PM Author: Comical irate area toaster It’s now or never for this old shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057887) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:27 PM Author: beady-eyed base You need to start working the millennial younger sisters. The bonus is that they're mostly still single and not far enough in their careers (plus they're millennials) so they make way too much stuff public. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057511) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:27 PM Author: Puce boltzmann pit If your wife found out, would she be more annoyed at you wanking it to random porn chicks or ex gfs & flings? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057514) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:28 PM Author: passionate nursing home lol flings by a mile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057516) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:31 PM Author: Dashing idiotic immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057532) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:49 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057642) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Ruddy bearded market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063997) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:29 PM Author: fighting rebellious pozpig station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057520) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Primrose Ladyboy yo earl. when you say you only jerk off to ex girlfriends are you including ex hook-ups, FWB, and ONS's in that set?
or do you literally *only* jerk off to ex-girlfriends? |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:50 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath yes, though I usually forget most of the one or two night stands.
I've only had like 4-5 actual girlfriends, including my wife. I seldom jerk off the the super long term gf's. |
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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: Primrose Ladyboy got it. sounds pretty cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36072489) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 6:52 PM Author: Pungent elite really tough guy I jerk off to 10 yr old pics of my wife. Cot damn i didn't know how good I had it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057658) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate ITT: the devastating consequences of doMANstication
absolutely horrifying thread |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:34 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House what an intimate foray into earls mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057915) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate more like his now-shriveled up testes, merely vestigial at this point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057936) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:44 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House it's just weird bc I know him IRL and now I feel like I've been let in on his deepest darkest secrets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057966) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:45 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath its not particularly dark. Everyone on social media is old, lame and fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057971) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate (guy with shriveled testes trying to drag the rest of the boart down with him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057974) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:47 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House this is you in 10 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057979) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate *leans into mic*
Earl is surrounded by obese landbeasts. I am not. |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House you gonna stay in sk forever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057988) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate yep. unless i meet a Norwegian 9 who speaks korean and wants to raise our kids in Norway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36057992) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House wait... Aren't you marrying a Russian girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058001) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930338&forum_id=2#35849710
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House ..so it was just flame? wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058023) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate everything up to and including the visit to the Russian consulate was true. the rest was for teh lulz. and boy were epic lulz had by me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058028) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House I'm so confused
are you getting married or not |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: amethyst exciting roommate senate nope. unlike Earl i have managed to remain a free man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058057) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House yeah I never see fun stuff anymore
it's all engagements, weddings, babies and family shit
people never go out or travel anymore |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Provocative Old Irish Cottage Pro tip: their lives are far more fulfilling than yours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058200) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath nyuug really does ruin every thread he posts in. Stop shitting up threads dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058193) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:31 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House wtf
I don't like this Asian on Asian violence |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 8:33 PM Author: Slate forum kitty He's really insufferable, but you can't get too mad at him because at the end of the day he is mentally ill. He needs serious psychiatric help, but he's left the country so nobody on XO can help him anymore. Tragic really. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36058209) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 11:50 PM Author: lascivious preventive strike range He's a complete ingrate, everything else notwithstanding. You have been nothing but good and patient to this weirdo and his only repayment is to insist that you're a culture suck because you don't indulge his mental illness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36059331) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062883) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:26 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Hairless Indian Lodge He's terrible. Just the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064060) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 11:42 PM Author: multi-colored light kitchen 2 of the 3 Asians I dated still look practically the same today. All the white chicks are repulsive now. All women sampled here are approaching 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36059303) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:06 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath wait till they are all approaching 40.
most of the azn women have held up better, but I still don't want to see photos of your kids or spam about your MLM scams now that you don't have a real job. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:41 PM Author: excitant maize azn Mother’s day is the worst because it’s non stop posts from fat women about how wonderful it is to be a mom.
At least I have enough self awareness not to post any pics of myself until I get back in shape again. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath is that a real - once baby #2 is born I will get back in shape!
or a - well i intend to get back in shape sometime between 40 and 50. We'll see.
shit gets harder for women - that's for sure. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: excitant maize azn It does get much harder for sure. I never actually really dieted in my life and I’ve found I actually need to diet now if I want to be under 110 lbs. I don’t think I’ll ever be 103-105 again, but there should be no reason I cant be like108 lbs if I tried. It sucks getting old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36062973) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:58 PM Author: Federal private investor hominid i'm still 3 lbs heavier but i kind of don't care
are you gaining more weight with the 2nd than the 1st? |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:47 PM Author: excitant maize azn Same weight gain so far but I started showing earlier. I am 5.5 months but look how I looked 7 months pregnant last time. I was tiny last time though. I’m currently 120 lbs. I hope I dont surpass 135 :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064168) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:59 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath What was your pre-pregnancy weight?
i've been adjusting my diet for the first time in my life and it seems to have worked.
Do you and your husband do active exercise things together besides skiing? |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:07 PM Author: excitant maize azn My prepregnancy weight first time around was 105 and 110 lbs second time around (too much drinking and eating from thanksgiving onward).
We never do active things together esp now that we stopped taking the dog on hikes, but both separately do our own things 4-5 times/week.
Being active doesn’t do anything though, it’s really just eating and drinking less. My husband lost 10 lbs quickly from eating better and drinking less. He has more discipline than I do though. I have too much snacks and food at work. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:09 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath 110 is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063951) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:16 PM Author: excitant maize azn My arms get fatter with even a few pounds of weight gain. Sadly I look at pics of myself from when I was 102-103 lbs and know that I won’t look like that again. Thankfully I don’t have many wrinkles and do Botox too so at least my skin looks ok despite the youthful glow being gone. Being married and seeing your spouse also age doesn’t help motivate you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063985) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath Well my wife seeing me work out 5 times a week and losing 10 pounds in a month doesn't motivate her, so it's probably just being married, old and lazy.
Good thing I have vanity and latent homosexuality at the gym to motivate me. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:50 PM Author: Cyan puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064196) |
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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House you do Botox?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36072511) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:06 PM Author: Cyan puppy you need to diet as in like rigorously counting calories and watching every blowout meal... or just being a bit more careful and not giving a fuck?
i'm scared pddj will ljl white women :( |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath just wait to see what happens to her boobs at 37-38 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063050) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: Cyan puppy disgusting. we've got a decade for that tho. is that anything dr kim cant fix? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063056) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency Dr. Kim can do it all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063062) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:13 PM Author: Cyan puppy what's the procedure to make SDD's back into PDD's? any before-after-before? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063085) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency depends on how much natural breast tissue and how much sag
sometimes just an augmentation can take care of it
other times you can do an internal bra or an anchor lift, but an anchor lift has major scarring |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM Author: Smoky sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063146) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency a lift example: https://youtu.be/7NkWGE-k35Y
note the scarring on the second example near the end
if the sag isn't that bad and the tits aren't too big, usually a dual-plane augmentation will work: https://youtu.be/eHUn5OUJ-wM |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM Author: Cyan puppy rofl @ prole goy concerned dad in vid #1 w hitler mustache bringing 30yo daughter to dr kim's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063163) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:27 PM Author: Cyan puppy uunnghhh @ the before in vid #2. and ljl at dr kim playing w them in the after here: https://youtu.be/eHUn5OUJ-wM?t=211 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063174) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency he's squeezing them to test their softness and make sure there isn't any capsular contracture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063183) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:29 PM Author: Cyan puppy you're in the wrong profession, buddy :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063194) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency i'd be a 180 plastic surgeon so long as i had the hands for it :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063203) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:46 PM Author: bull headed theatre lettuce most plastic surgeons are miserable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063336) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency why is that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063390) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath well it starts at 30. You'll notice soon if you haven't already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063066) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:12 PM Author: excitant maize azn I have never dieted rigorously or counted calories and doubt I need to. I ate like shit for a few months and went from 107 to 110. When I was under 35, I would’ve not gained any weight at all :(. I think I need to eat like a normal healthy person instead of typical azn food whore to be under 110 lbs whereas I used to be able to eat whatever the fuck I wanted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063973) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Cyan puppy tyft. so you have basically are like a 22 yo white girl not a 16 yo white girl?
you cut back drinking at all? |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: excitant maize azn Prepregnancy I was drinking 3 days/week. I think to really lose weight, prob 1-2 days at most of drinking no more a few glasses is the only way to go. I have an easier time cutting back on drinking than eating though. I eat all day long at work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064185) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:54 PM Author: Cyan puppy ty.
how does your pregnancy weight gain trajectory compare to ironside's favorite milf fashion blogger ( https://www.instagram.com/p/BiPU3MNnIq-/?taken-by=somethingnavy )?
no way pddj is going to look like that pregnant :-( |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:09 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency I was just talking with a jewess friend of mine about how great she looks for a pregnant chick. She agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064361) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM Author: Cyan puppy pic of said jewess??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064367) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency I'll do a body pic tomorrow. She's a tall, thin brunette with small b cups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064394) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: excitant maize azn She’s skinnier than me to begin with by maybe 10 lbs with so she’s going to end up skinnier overall (I assume she’d be around 100 lbs if she is my height). I don’t gain weight in other places while pregnant so similar trajectory except she is still 10 lbs lighter. She looks like a normal skinny pregnant woman here:
https://instagram.com/p/BhfLGptnAg6/
What is truly a freak of nature is Sarah stage:
https://instagram.com/p/BaSWERnHXl-/
Her abs are literally so strong that she barely shows. It’s amazing. I love all the catty comments from fat jealous women who say she is being unhealthy lol.
It’s all genetics. Some women just balloon up in the hips and ass and chest while pregnant and gain a lot of fat everywhere. Guess what camp your wife is in... |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:21 PM Author: Cyan puppy scholarship!
if a woman balloons up everywhere, does that make it harder to lose? are there chicks with good genetics who balloon up like crazy and then easily lose it still? |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:17 PM Author: excitant maize azn Gaining weight easily means also harder to lose. The only women you see who gain a shit ton of weight all over and go back to super skinny are Hollywood celebrities. If you only gain in your stomach, you prob end up with some extra skin and fat on your stomach but otherwise it’s not hard to lose weight. Most who gain all over don’t have the discipline and money of celebrities to downsize. I see Facebook posts where women post pics of themselves from 8-10 years ago and it’s like a different person. Now they’re just doughy and haggard. Sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065154) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Cyan puppy very sad!
assuming 2 kids, does it matter if the girl loses weight between #1 and #2? is it harder to lose weight after #2 if you didnt lose it after #1? in other words, why bother losing weight after #1 if u are gonna gain it back for #2? |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: excitant maize azn Everybody tells me it’s harder to lose weight after #2. You’re older and your body’s getting stretched out again.
I wouldn’t recommend not bothering losing weight btwn #1 and 2. If she gains 30-35 lbs during pregnancy (which is average), better to do it from a lower base weight than a higher one. It just means the girl stays fatter for longer and ends up with more to lose.
Also, do you really want to deal with an overweight wife for a year or 2 btwn pregnancies. That’s gross. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:02 PM Author: Cyan puppy tyft. i'm afraid of an overweight wife for life post kids :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065435) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency Lol and those are something navy's PREGNANT tits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065106) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Cyan puppy uunnghhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065115) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:09 PM Author: Naked trip sweet tailpipe hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065122) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency She'd be incredibly hot if she got even perky C-cups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065140) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: excitant maize azn Mine go to a solid B+ lol.
Dr Kim will be getting a visit in about a year for various nip tucks. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency 180! Can't wait for some implant threading (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065143) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:19 PM Author: Cyan puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065176) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:19 PM Author: Cyan puppy are u stopping at 2 whether you have a boy or girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065175) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: excitant maize azn It’s a girl but I would’ve stopped at 2 no matter what given that I am 37. People should really be done by 35. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065208) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency Jim_Kelly tp SHOOK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065225) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: Cyan puppy rofl i poasted the exact same thing!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065236) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:35 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency Jim pls respond with an update on your wife's uterus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065292) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:37 PM Author: Cyan puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065302) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: Cyan puppy why -- because it's risky that you wont be able to get pregnant at 37?
what about for the guy? does it matter?
Jim_kelly and i better stay away from your dotter! |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:06 PM Author: excitant maize azn Plenty of women get easily pregnant after 35. However risk of miscarriages and issues, both with the pregnancy itself and the fetus go way up. You can test for downs easily but not other issues. Men are not immune to this as autism is linked to paternal age.
Also and perhaps most importantly, you actually have to raise the child and people just don’t have quite the same energy in late 30s/early 40s. Young children require a lot of attention. Ideally people should really be done by 30 from a physical standpoint but I understand this isn’t realistic in current society amongst professional set. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:16 PM Author: Cyan puppy isn't the autism - paternal age link flame? she's 27 so she's got plenty of time, but i'm afraid that i'm gonna be upper 30s by the time we have kids in a few yrs. i guess my kids are gonna be autistic anyway whether i have them at 25 or 45?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065498) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:28 PM Author: Federal private investor hominid once u r ready just do it. after 25 the earlier the better healthwise.
no one can tell you ur expiration date which is very individual for everyone. |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:30 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065582) |
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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:13 PM Author: Sickened Appetizing House the autism thing def isn't flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36072546) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:20 PM Author: Cyan puppy BEEP BEEP BEEP, but is a B+ a small B or a big B? i think the plus should indicate small B, i.e., A--> A- --> B+ --> B (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065183) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency Damn this is autistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065191) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Cyan puppy that there's no standard/accepted convention on this is bothersome, just like higher/lower in sports (seeding, golf scores, etc) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065199) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: excitant maize azn Wtf, b+ means bigger than B. Everyone except you know what the pluses and minuses mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065223) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:27 PM Author: Cyan puppy A --> A+ --> B- --> B makes no sense. A+ and B- cant be right near each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065240) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:34 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency what if you take the position that the letters sizes are what the are and the +/- simply make that particular letter bigger or smaller? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065286) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:37 PM Author: Cyan puppy that still bothers me because of the jump from A+ to B- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065304) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:04 PM Author: razzle-dazzle peach locale national security agency this will be you in a year. hope you dress the same afterward! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065451) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:50 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath lol she is only 5 months pregnant. No need to cut back drinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064191) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: excitant maize azn Lol according to xoxo, both me and my husband are alcoholics and I drink while pregnant and breastfeeding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064508) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Cyan puppy ljl not sure how that goes along w the overprotective tiger mom schtick xo also portrays u as. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064838) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:23 PM Author: maniacal university This is why I have a collection of dirty videos/photos stored on a hard drive. They're going to age like fine wine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063152) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:09 PM Author: Sienna Property Hairy Legs All my stuff is on google drive. Im shocked everyone hasnt saved this stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063953) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: White Son Of Senegal MFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065301) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: mint stage grow the fuck up. how do you even still have testosterone anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36063998) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:50 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36064195) |
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Date: May 16th, 2018 8:36 PM Author: White Son Of Senegal I keep nudes and videos of me fucking girls. Only have a few of the latter but will be 180 in 30 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#36065299) |
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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:23 AM Author: canary galvanic reading party watching you slowly become the 21st century version of a john updike or john o'hara character is hilarious
thus is the fate of all modestly successful reactionary suburban gentry, i guess |
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Date: November 12th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Transparent Overrated Address Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#37217532) |
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Date: November 12th, 2018 5:44 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath havent not read anything by any of those guys, can't tell how much of an insult this is... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#37218407) |
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Date: November 12th, 2018 3:27 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath same problem this morning :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#37217467) |
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Date: November 12th, 2018 3:28 PM Author: Soul-stirring geriatric space Try past bfs instead ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#37217476) |
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Date: November 12th, 2018 3:29 PM Author: purple duck-like yarmulke public bath lol I barely know zher names. Only pigeon brain slits have every required some level of relationship status to spread their legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877832&forum_id=2#37217490) |