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(SRS) - Any biglaw burnouts want a cushy for a HF Founder that pays 200-300k?
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:48 PM Author: Thriller alpha cushy job*
Dead serious.
Need someone for a family office to be a project manager type person that works like 50 hrs a week at most in MFH
Need someone w/ preftigious degrees (T20 UG, probably T6 LS, maybe T14)
email my throwaway at lamarcusalllibsdridge@gmail.com |
Date: January 31st, 2018 4:49 PM Author: lemon excitant market azn if it's $299k, and i can work from home... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289752) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:50 PM Author: Thriller alpha can't work from home
9-6 type job
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:13 PM Author: idiotic background story trailer park Why can't the position be done from home? Is it a manual labor job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289924) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:18 PM Author: Thriller alpha idk im just the messenger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289963) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:51 PM Author: Thriller alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289775) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:51 PM Author: diverse parlour round eye project manager? so not a legal job? if so sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289779) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:51 PM Author: Thriller alpha Not a legal job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289783) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:57 PM Author: Thriller alpha it's a 180 job. Last person hired from there at a more junior level than this one was offered around 150-200k straight out of undergrad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289817) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:58 PM Author: diverse parlour round eye what's the catch? this sounds too good to be true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289823) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:00 PM Author: Thriller alpha You're a glorified secretary essentially.
No catch. I'd take this job instantly if I actually graduated from my UG.
But gotta be from a top-ish UG and top-ish LS - they're prestige whores |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:05 PM Author: Self-absorbed lay sex offender Why do they even want a lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289877) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:07 PM Author: Domesticated big marketing idea pit They probably need someone cool and personable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289889) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Self-absorbed lay sex offender lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Thriller alpha prestige whores (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289946) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:28 PM Author: Thriller alpha But this role is open for any top UG grads, there are two that are open essentially.
one is for more recent grads, that pays like 150-200k, top 10 UG, humanities type
The other is for more experienced people - they don't want lawyers ONLY, but said they'd be okay with biglaw burnouts.
Essentially they want prestige |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:09 PM Author: sadistic resort laser beams come on brother, HYP dropout is more prestigious than HYP graduate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289898) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:12 PM Author: diverse parlour round eye is there a public poasting for this too or just word of mouth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289914) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Thriller alpha word of mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289947) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:13 PM Author: crawly prole im well-qualified thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289918) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 4:59 PM Author: mahogany house mother *serial killer looking for gullible victims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289837) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:09 PM Author: marvelous pearl meetinghouse What if I have an Ivy and a top LSAT but no JD? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289897) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:24 PM Author: Thriller alpha Overqualified.
JK You'd be great for this role, but Charles you're too smart man. But if you're dead serious, send me an email (or I'll send you a linkedin msg since we uhh kind of know who you are no doobs) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:24 PM Author: marvelous pearl meetinghouse Never "too smart" to take an allegedly easy 200k+ job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290527) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:28 PM Author: Thriller alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290546) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:12 PM Author: crawly prole Do you guys need a yes man? pls rspnd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:13 PM Author: Ruddy judgmental clown stage I want it but didn't go to top UG or LS. Also not blindly sending my resume to someone on XOXO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289919) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:13 PM Author: diverse parlour round eye i actually qualify for this, but am scared to send resume to xoxo paoster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289925) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:15 PM Author: Ruddy judgmental clown stage Your fear is rational. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289937) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:15 PM Author: Stirring sienna kitty chapel dont be a pussy, life is won by those who reach out for opportunities when they present themselves
also, everyone i have revealed my identity to from the bort IRL has been chill and helpful |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Ruddy judgmental clown stage *past performance is not indicative of future results and people can and do lose money* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289942) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2018 7:45 PM Author: contagious transparent kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35309234) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Thriller alpha I self-outted to some poasters on the snapchat group - BP, Colt, Assfaggot can vouch for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289953) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:20 PM Author: Thriller alpha If you're serious, just email me and I'll out myself first to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289969) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:15 PM Author: Unhinged Church What if I went to shit schools but have private fund experience? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289933) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:18 PM Author: Thriller alpha You're overqualified for this
Basically we want either biglaw burnouts, or people from prestigious UGs with high GPAs in useless degrees who've worked for nonprofits and such |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:21 PM Author: sadistic resort laser beams guys only?
my wife is a summa ivy / hbs grad who would maybe take a job like this. |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:22 PM Author: Thriller alpha Even better for women tbh - most of the people hired for this dept. are women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289985) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:22 PM Author: idiotic background story trailer park lmao at this wagepimp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289990) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:23 PM Author: Rose Base Pocket Flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289994) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:24 PM Author: Rose Base Pocket Flask how can a woman with this background not find something better than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290000) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2018 7:33 PM Author: sadistic resort laser beams better?
she'll probably be pregnant in a few months. |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:23 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Set Dopamine Brief summary of duties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35289997) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:25 PM Author: Thriller alpha - review contracts - be a glorified secretary - schedule his personal duties etc deal with underlings - manage his personal estate
Wilil have more details tmrw/friday |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:35 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Set Dopamine So basically a rich dude's personal assistant. Sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290072) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:37 PM Author: diverse parlour round eye can be 180 or 120 depending on the boss
my friend is a PA making 150K (only undergrad degree) - works insane hours though, 7 days/week |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:21 PM Author: cordovan vivacious sweet tailpipe indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290503) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:33 PM Author: Very Tactful Dilemma Useless Brakes Ok for me to pass on this listing to a MFH lawyer (ex-biglaw, currently in house)?
I work with a lot of family offices, the jobs seem pretty lifestyle. |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:44 PM Author: Thriller alpha The listing is not that public (I'm a recruiter and our clients are kiiind of sensitive about that)
Just send me an email to my throwaway and I'll reach out to them via a more... legitimate ways like LinkedIn or something.
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:55 PM Author: Very Tactful Dilemma Useless Brakes Ok my friend isn’t on LinkedIn so I’ll ask first and see if they have any interest in looking and if so they can get a LinkedIn account (will be vague with details).
I have another friend who is ex-ibanking now SAHM after burning out and she wants a chill investor relations type job. This may be perfect for her too.
Everyone has prestigious credentials. |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Thriller alpha Sounds great.
Thanks and I take back everything bad I may have said about you this whole time :) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:02 PM Author: Very Tactful Dilemma Useless Brakes Lol, no idea what you’ve said about me but xoxo can be a good career resource occasionally. i always help people out with networking and jobs since I’ve gotten lots of help along the way myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290291) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Thriller alpha My boss couldn't believe how many potential candidates I got in the last hour.
probably more than my whole week looking for quants earlier.
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:05 PM Author: diverse parlour round eye you got resumes from XOXO? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290327) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:15 PM Author: chocolate insane corner community account Turns out there are lots of prestigious folks still poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290441) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:21 PM Author: Very Tactful Dilemma Useless Brakes You looking for quant analysts? I know one who was unhappy looking months ago and I had no leads. Can ask again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290494) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:21 PM Author: Thriller alpha Quant/quant-y types but more of a traditional investment research roles, but they want someone who could also be a quant if they wanted to.
Thank you so much! |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:47 PM Author: Very Tactful Dilemma Useless Brakes Quant friend no longer looking. I also have a friend who is at blackrock and hates it. He’s fundamental investing not quant though. Will just ask anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290670) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Thriller alpha Amazing. Doing god's work thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290712) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:04 PM Author: Thriller alpha Actually if you have a throwaway, I can send you my email if they find sending to an email address that starts with lamarcus a bit too sketch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290315) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Very Tactful Dilemma Useless Brakes I actually just emailed you my non-law friend’s resume. She responded immediately as she’s actively looking right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290482) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:21 PM Author: Thriller alpha Emailed back :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290498) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:36 PM Author: Flushed therapy cant wait for OP to reveal that he's just flaming litigators :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290075) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:44 PM Author: Thriller alpha Not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290149) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Arrogant garrison karate Pls lmk if the family moves to SF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290252) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Thriller alpha MFH :(
I wish we had clients out west so I could justify a move there |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:02 PM Author: Domesticated big marketing idea pit Friend of a friend in SF/SV works for Sergey Brin's family fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290287) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:06 PM Author: Arrogant garrison karate We have a family friend who worked for the Gettys back in the 1980s and early 1990s. Said he'd tell me stories but it hasn't happened yet. Let him springboard into more legit asset management with a ttt degree.
You're hired to be a bitch, but I'm sure it's interesting for a bit. |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:02 PM Author: Buff Skinny Woman Station lmfao sounds 180!! i'll take it brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290286) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:03 PM Author: Thriller alpha send your resume to lamarcusalllibsdridge@gmail.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290299) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:06 PM Author: Buff Skinny Woman Station seems risky, can't i simply be hired on the strength of my poasting career (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290330) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:07 PM Author: Thriller alpha I'm not the one making decisions - all I can do is get y'all interviews.
but yes I like you as a poaster but that's the best I can do mang
I'm also risking my neck out for this but I got chewed out for being lazy last few weeks b/c I ran out of adderall so gotta do it right? |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:09 PM Author: Buff Skinny Woman Station ty i'm not seriously interested just wanted to be rated as a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290356) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:11 PM Author: Thriller alpha 1800 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290386) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:29 PM Author: Buff Skinny Woman Station ty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290553) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:06 PM Author: diverse parlour round eye do you do recruiting in flyover? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290333) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:10 PM Author: Thriller alpha Mostly MFH - I'm based in New Haven for now, but I'll be moving to the city this summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290374) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:26 PM Author: crawly prole I smell flame. Very well crafted. Lawyers are cucks lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290536) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:28 PM Author: Thriller alpha I know it's likely but srsly NOT FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290550) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:42 PM Author: chocolate insane corner community account The problem is that you didn’t put NOT FLAME in the thread title so it is presumed flame until proven otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290647) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:36 PM Author: cordovan vivacious sweet tailpipe indirect expression The thread title said "SRS," what the fuck is wrong with you man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290598) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:43 PM Author: crawly prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290651) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:44 PM Author: Thriller alpha Too sloppy. I won't cut it in biglaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290658) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:44 PM Author: Fragrant forum boltzmann can you hire me out of TTT undergrad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35290659) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 6:45 PM Author: Thriller alpha Guys thanks for the emails but I think i have enough candidates now - will repoast next week if my boss rejects all of you xo'ers.
keep in mind I'm just the lowly recruiter that needs to hit the quota so some of y'all will be preferred more than others.
But I'd really love to help you bros out
Just fyi though ceteris paribus I think they'll hire a woman since it is a PM/EA type of a role |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 9:05 PM Author: multi-colored impertinent locale circlehead DUDE hire me!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35291680) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 9:06 PM Author: Thriller alpha resume to my throwaway?
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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:53 AM Author: Flushed therapy xo 2007 - will be nice to my secretary when i'm rich partner xo 2018 - can i be secretary for rich man |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:55 AM Author: idiotic background story trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35293649) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:55 AM Author: Fragrant forum boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35293650) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:57 AM Author: multi-colored impertinent locale circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35293654) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 9:51 AM Author: marvelous pearl meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35294795) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 1:13 PM Author: Very Tactful Dilemma Useless Brakes Lol tbf, $200-300k is a pretty solid salary to be a secretary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35296500) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Thriller alpha I'd take this job if I didn't flunk out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35296506) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 9:57 AM Author: cracking field travel guidebook I almost took a in-house position at a family office. The dude was a little off. Not to disclose too much, but he was the (great) grandson of a consumer staple founder. Apparently, your job description is unknown to the guy because he'd make his accountant drive hours to feed the dog (instead of just getting the local gardener or housemaid to do it). The reason was that the dude was suspicious of the housemaid and almost everyone and was afraid they'd poison his dog. So the accountant went at like 5 am to drive out and feed the dog. Pretty sure this was a Michael Clayton role, paying off hookers and getting NDAs signed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35294830) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:01 AM Author: diverse parlour round eye My friend is a PA for a big celeb - has to do crazy shit 7 days a week. Probably works biglaw hours, but granted, the work is still much more fun and interesting. There is a reason why PA jobs pay so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35294873) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 10:09 AM Author: Deep haunted graveyard mexican http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271893/Lady-Gaga-sued-treating-ex-assistant-Jennifer-ONeill-like-slave.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35294949) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 12:18 PM Author: cracking field travel guidebook Craziest shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35296084) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2018 7:43 PM Author: contagious transparent kitchen i want someone like this too actually. send your CV to airspeakers@gmail.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35309223) |
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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:48 AM Author: Thriller alpha NEW JOB POASTING
If you're familiar with
Investment Advisers Act Investment Company ACT ERISA
then email me your resumes & we can set up a call
This is an in-house gig at a global HF
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Date: March 12th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: jade hall trust fund what happened with the previous poasting? did an xo poas) land it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35587116) |
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:07 PM Author: Thriller alpha Still in the process but couple poasters are still in the running.
& another referred to me (non-poaster) by a poaster is also in the running.
The previous role is still open fwiw, they take months to hire someone and are always looking to add people |
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Date: March 12th, 2018 12:11 PM Author: Thriller alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35587208) |
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Date: March 12th, 2018 5:46 PM Author: Thriller alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3877876&forum_id=2#35589753) |