Date: February 4th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Fishy big sweet tailpipe
I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad. Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating at the time).
I'm not what you would call a real studly type guy (although I have a lot of women friends), so when I date it's really important to me. Anyway, Sooti goes into heat something fierce (sometimes it seems like it's two weeks on, two weeks off). I had a date a while back, when she was really bad. Yowling, and presenting all the time - not the most auspicious setting for a date. While dinner was cooking, I tried to stimulate her vagina with a Q-tip because I had heard that one can induce ovulation that way. My date came into the bathroom while I was doing this, and needless to say I don't think she bought my explanation. The date was a very icy experience after that.
Choad's problem is that he has really stinky shits (paint peelers). During my most recent date - I don't know if this was a jealousy thing - he shit in bathtub. I live in a loft, and the bathroom is open for ventilation, so in a few seconds we were gasping for air. Another date ruined, I'm getting desperate.
What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life, or them. Please help!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3882641&forum_id=2#35323897)