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Weirdest sex stuff you've done with GF or wife?

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arousing frisky cuckold library
  02/07/18
had her grind her clit against mine and came together
Spectacular tanning salon
  02/07/18
So funny man! Great joke!
Spruce chest-beating resort
  02/07/18
spend more time working and fucking your ugly 5 proles girlf...
Excitant foreskin
  02/07/18
Never do wierd shit with your wife/gf. That's what cheat...
ungodly dashing idea he suggested athletic conference
  02/07/18
let a gf peg me a couple times
exciting senate regret
  02/07/18
did she start cheating on you afterwards?
Adventurous casino doctorate
  02/07/18
nah i dumped her after we got in a big fight about nothing. ...
exciting senate regret
  02/07/18
(Dux)
Spruce chest-beating resort
  02/07/18
friends?
exciting senate regret
  02/07/18
You are 180 and I love you
Spruce chest-beating resort
  02/07/18
180. *kisses you*
exciting senate regret
  02/07/18
*makes luv with you on roof of Circle K*
Spruce chest-beating resort
  02/07/18
got her in doggystyle position once
Fishy 180 party of the first part forum
  02/07/18
banana sex? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Spectacular tanning salon
  02/07/18
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Onyx circlehead
  02/07/18
done coke off my gf's ass a few times. its 180
beady-eyed cream area jap
  02/07/18
ATM with gf followed by deep passionate kissing
Nubile trailer park weed whacker
  02/07/18
ATM with ex who LOVED anal
supple location deer antler
  02/07/18
whoa, was not expecting this from you
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Spectacular tanning salon
  02/07/18
It only happened once :( She loved anal, though. Wanted ...
supple location deer antler
  02/07/18
does your azngirl wife know what they're from?
Spectacular tanning salon
  02/07/18
*Jim_Kelly tp beating off as his azn wife treats her yeast i...
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Spectacular tanning salon
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  02/07/18
flame?
Fishy 180 party of the first part forum
  02/07/18
No. She only had one partner before (she was married young)...
supple location deer antler
  02/07/18
>> She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excite...
Spectacular tanning salon
  02/07/18
how did his penis taste
lake volcanic crater alpha
  02/07/18
fuck.
supple location deer antler
  02/07/18
Stuck penis in vagina
concupiscible university
  02/07/18
fairly loud anal at 3 AM in a hotel room with two other coup...
Frozen native incel
  02/07/18
go on...
White galvanic theater stage water buffalo
  02/07/18
finished, went to bed, married with two kids now im sure ...
Frozen native incel
  02/07/18
Was he gentle?
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why did you yelp?
transparent locus
  02/07/18
banged her in a movie theatre with other people in our row, ...
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  02/07/18
Did she sit on your lap or something?
tan sanctuary jew
  02/07/18
they let women drive long haul trucks? How big was the strap...
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  02/07/18
Public sex in a busy restaurant with one conspicuously locat...
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  02/07/18
Not gf but occasional hookup paid me hundreds of dollars to ...
shimmering narrow-minded property
  02/07/18
wtf
Fuchsia Theatre
  02/07/18
how does this not have more replies
Multi-colored lavender black woman
  02/07/18
what
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  02/07/18
what
Exhilarant carmine half-breed orchestra pit
  02/07/18
wat
Godawful stimulating corner mexican
  02/07/18
She was a total submissive and had a thing for strong stink ...
shimmering narrow-minded property
  02/07/18
virtually no women have this sort of foot/odor fetish. you'r...
Excitant foreskin
  02/07/18
You seem a little jelly man. I just thought it was weird as ...
shimmering narrow-minded property
  02/08/18
lol, why in the world would i be jealous of your supposed ab...
Excitant foreskin
  02/08/18
That's like one woman compared to 100 men with the same feti...
know-it-all cracking faggotry
  02/07/18
I said the same thing to her. She said she didn't want to be...
shimmering narrow-minded property
  02/08/18
get help
Bistre wagecucks house
  02/07/18
She nags me for money. Every day
stubborn temple
  02/07/18
Practiced sexual abstinence for 8 months. That was pretty w...
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
I did that for a year
stubborn temple
  02/07/18
*Cannibal Holocaust theme plays*
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
That's my marriage you're talking about....
stubborn temple
  02/07/18
You still married? I was on the way to divorce but then got...
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
yes, still there. remarkably similar situation. now? detente...
stubborn temple
  02/07/18
Damn man, I could have written this post myself.
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
I suspect a lot of us stiffs approaching middle-age feel the...
stubborn temple
  02/07/18
Yea. The best I can do is not think about it, enjoy time wi...
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
I've debated the prostitute route, but risks are too high. j...
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180 toxic threading friend http://autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
Dun vigorous whorehouse
  02/07/18
not even blowjobs? just total dead bedroom?
Adventurous casino doctorate
  02/07/18
Cold & dead. I sleep on the couch most nights to the po...
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
:(
big wine preventive strike affirmative action
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My wife and I were the same way for years, but this past yea...
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whoa congrats!
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smoky rehab
  02/07/18
moar flame
Fishy 180 party of the first part forum
  02/07/18
Brother, I never flame about my sexual past. It's all I hav...
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
seems like girls with gay friends are typically up for kinky...
Fishy 180 party of the first part forum
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...
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
Nice. If UCLA, I probably know the girl.
charismatic impressive faggot firefighter candlestick maker
  02/07/18
Coke fiend UCLA does not narrow it down very much. But ...
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
not GF, but a long time ago, girl was cutting my arms in bet...
Dun vigorous whorehouse
  02/07/18
fairly aggressive "rapist" roleplay where i used a...
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  02/07/18
[rob porter]
Frozen native incel
  02/08/18
GF in college would have me tie her up, and then choke her o...
stubborn temple
  02/07/18
69'd many many times. We are pretty lame.
Fuchsia Theatre
  02/07/18
for some reason, i had a weird fetish for watching my hs gf ...
Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Goal In Life Lay
  02/07/18
some hair or shaven?
Fishy 180 party of the first part forum
  02/07/18
some hair, but she was a natural blonde so very little and v...
Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Goal In Life Lay
  02/07/18
SOME REASON
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?
Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Goal In Life Lay
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concupiscible university
  02/07/18
I watched an ex fuck herself with a cucumber in the law libr...
Trip Parlour Brethren
  02/07/18
Eat ass. I used to date a lil spinner that I'd just grab lik...
thriller peach crotch
  02/07/18
gross
Fishy 180 party of the first part forum
  02/07/18
ever get right in there after she sat on the porcelain thron...
Diverse locale kitty cat
  02/07/18
Naw...it's always after we shower (made sure she scrubbed ri...
thriller peach crotch
  02/07/18
it's hard for me to suggest kooky sex stuff with my gf, resp...
Cerebral at-the-ready school cafeteria
  02/07/18
I love butt stuff.
smoky rehab
  02/07/18
fisted a girl, whipped another until she bled, choking, DP'd...
big wine preventive strike affirmative action
  02/07/18
GF gave me a handjob in a public park in a relatively densel...
bright well-lubricated potus
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hogtied and gagged naked ex-gf on the living room floor to a...
Adventurous casino doctorate
  02/07/18
Snuck off and my wife gave me a blowjob in a dark area behin...
Jet Piazza
  02/07/18
lol im sure that was the only time she strayed from her cons...
Adventurous casino doctorate
  02/07/18
*cuts to footage of pumo's wife moaning and slapping her bre...
concupiscible university
  02/07/18
Redacted
Jet Piazza
  02/07/18
repost
Adventurous casino doctorate
  02/08/18
cut a hole in a hammock where his butt is and ate his poop
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hired a passable tranny to violently fuck my ass while i ate...
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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: arousing frisky cuckold library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348351)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

had her grind her clit against mine and came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348376)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Spruce chest-beating resort

So funny man! Great joke!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349561)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Excitant foreskin

spend more time working and fucking your ugly 5 proles girlfriend, less time repeating yourself ad nauseam to a disinterested law school forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351612)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: ungodly dashing idea he suggested athletic conference

Never do wierd shit with your wife/gf.

That's what cheatmoing is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351830)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: exciting senate regret

let a gf peg me a couple times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348357)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Adventurous casino doctorate

did she start cheating on you afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348367)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: exciting senate regret

nah i dumped her after we got in a big fight about nothing. she was insane and significantly younger than me and i was just in it for the sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348379)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Spruce chest-beating resort

(Dux)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349564)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: exciting senate regret

friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349571)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Spruce chest-beating resort

You are 180 and I love you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349621)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: exciting senate regret

180. *kisses you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349686)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Spruce chest-beating resort

*makes luv with you on roof of Circle K*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349827)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Fishy 180 party of the first part forum

got her in doggystyle position once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348360)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

banana sex?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3876301&mc=20&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348361)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Onyx circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348373)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed cream area jap

done coke off my gf's ass a few times. its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348418)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Nubile trailer park weed whacker

ATM with gf followed by deep passionate kissing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348419)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: supple location deer antler

ATM with ex who LOVED anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348427)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: amber vivacious set

whoa, was not expecting this from you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348432)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: supple location deer antler

It only happened once :(

She loved anal, though. Wanted it almost every time. I had a whole mess of washcloths for clean-up (still have them).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348458)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

does your azngirl wife know what they're from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348568)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: amber vivacious set

*Jim_Kelly tp beating off as his azn wife treats her yeast infection the day after showering with one of his "reserve" washcloths*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348713)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic gas station dog poop



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Fishy 180 party of the first part forum

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348446)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: supple location deer antler

No. She only had one partner before (she was married young) and she was sexually repressed. Wanted to do it all with me. She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excited about it post-cumming, which was part of our breakup. 12 years later she's still prime spankbank material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348479)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular tanning salon

>> She brought up threesomes (MFF) and I wasn't excited about it post-cumming

were specific girls mentioned? were you not into them specifically? is this your codependency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348572)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: lake volcanic crater alpha

how did his penis taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348459)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: supple location deer antler

fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348486)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: concupiscible university

Stuck penis in vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348440)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Frozen native incel

fairly loud anal at 3 AM in a hotel room with two other couples in the room allegedly sleeping during a spring break trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348445)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: White galvanic theater stage water buffalo

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348455)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Frozen native incel

finished, went to bed, married with two kids now

im sure the other people heard but no one said anything and it was a pretty wild trip all around so they all had theirs too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348492)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Godawful stimulating corner mexican

Was he gentle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348504)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: transparent locus

why did you yelp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348744)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Diverse locale kitty cat

banged her in a movie theatre with other people in our row, above, and below us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348604)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: tan sanctuary jew

Did she sit on your lap or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349731)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Haunting fortuitous meteor

they let women drive long haul trucks? How big was the strapon she used on you? Did you charge extra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351858)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Selfie

Public sex in a busy restaurant with one conspicuously located unisex bathroom (like right in the middle of the restaurant). The whole dining room saw us go in together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348776)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded property

Not gf but occasional hookup paid me hundreds of dollars to wear the same socks for two weeks straight on runs. Then I'd vaccum seal and mail them to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348791)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theatre

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348798)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored lavender black woman

how does this not have more replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349219)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating contagious son of senegal people who are hurt

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349532)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant carmine half-breed orchestra pit

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349584)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Godawful stimulating corner mexican

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349829)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded property

She was a total submissive and had a thing for strong stink idk. She couldn't explain it but loved it when the smell "turned" from just funky to a sharp, vinegary bite that hit your eyes.

She told me she liked to bind herself and keep it on her face. Not in a sexual way, and she didn't like bonding/bondage in sex play. Just for the sensory overload.

Women are freaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349853)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Excitant foreskin

virtually no women have this sort of foot/odor fetish. you're projecting your own fantasy to the board for validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351629)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded property

You seem a little jelly man. I just thought it was weird as fuck but she kept paying me for it after we stopped having any physical relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355694)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Excitant foreskin

lol, why in the world would i be jealous of your supposed ability to send dirty socks to a woman? it holds zero appeal to normal people, which is why your assumption that anyone would be jealous of this experience reveals your bullshit. it's inherently appealing to you and you assume the fantasy is more common that it is.

it is EXTREMELY common for fetishists to indulge their fetish by fantasizing about intimate partners or really anyone else sharing/participating in/instigating their highly specific fantasy and fetish requirements. the internet is overrun with this shit. fetishists recite a fantasy where their sexual partner is really the one driving the scenario and then ask others to validate the fantasy by engaging them.

XO even had a taste of this years ago when some beastiality fetishist started trying to engage the board with with fantasies of coming home to find his GF shoving their dogs head into her vagina. the threads were always couched as 'hey fellas, anyone ever encounter this?' when XO cried flame or otherwise shut him down, he would whine, call us assholes and close-minded for not believing him, then reboot a new thread a few days later. eventually somebody searched the moniker and found the guy seeks out unmoderated forums all over the internet to pull the same move.

you like stinky feet and socks. this fetish is more common in men than women by like an order of magnitude. 'sensual' fetishes like that are dominated by male interest. you like the idea of women sharing your fetish and trying to extract it from. not hard to understand. LMAO forever at the idea that a woman would pay you that much money for smelly socks when she could just as easily acquired them for free from a new partner. and no, the payment is not part of the submissive fetish. that phenomenon is better understood than ever and again, it is almost exclusive to men and not related to foot/odor fetish in any sense except that your peabrain perceives both as submissive acts, thus linked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356512)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: know-it-all cracking faggotry

That's like one woman compared to 100 men with the same fetish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351631)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: shimmering narrow-minded property

I said the same thing to her. She said she didn't want to be with someone similarly aligned though. She wasn't into doing it to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355701)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Bistre wagecucks house

get help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351653)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: stubborn temple

She nags me for money. Every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348823)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: smoky rehab

Practiced sexual abstinence for 8 months. That was pretty weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348836)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: stubborn temple

I did that for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348838)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: smoky rehab

*Cannibal Holocaust theme plays*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348850)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: stubborn temple

That's my marriage you're talking about....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348863)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: smoky rehab

You still married? I was on the way to divorce but then got my wife pregnant with our second child. My little girl is 3 weeks old, and I'm curious as to how things are going to go from here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348881)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: stubborn temple

yes, still there. remarkably similar situation. now? detente with wife that (mostly) works. love my kids more than life itself. slave for biglaw masters. I have enough happiness from kids and drink. it's not their fault who their parents are, so it's my responsibility to do the best I can. Who knows where I will be in 15-20years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348905)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: smoky rehab

Damn man, I could have written this post myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348936)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: stubborn temple

I suspect a lot of us stiffs approaching middle-age feel the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348961)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: smoky rehab

Yea. The best I can do is not think about it, enjoy time with my kids, drink liberally. Really though, the lack of sex really does fuck with your mind. I go through these dark depressions on account of no sexual connection with a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349045)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: stubborn temple

I've debated the prostitute route, but risks are too high. just jerk off regularly and have quarterly obligatory sex with wife. the depression can be staved off with exercise and drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349070)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Dun vigorous whorehouse

180 toxic threading friend

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3880507&mc=6&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3880889&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349314)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Adventurous casino doctorate

not even blowjobs? just total dead bedroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349846)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: smoky rehab

Cold & dead. I sleep on the couch most nights to the point go where my 3 year old calls the couch “daddy’s bed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351845)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: big wine preventive strike affirmative action

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356621)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: charismatic impressive faggot firefighter candlestick maker

My wife and I were the same way for years, but this past year has been great. My wife fell in love with a woman and it brought her back to life in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349882)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: amber vivacious set

whoa congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348941)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Splenetic ruby site dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348873)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring yellow boistinker

Meh it's not that bad though I guess my life would be annoying if it was otherwise the same except I shared everything with a bitchy woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349095)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: smoky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348895)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Fishy 180 party of the first part forum

moar flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348902)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: smoky rehab

Brother, I never flame about my sexual past. It's all I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348917)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Fishy 180 party of the first part forum

seems like girls with gay friends are typically up for kinky shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348950)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: smoky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348990)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: charismatic impressive faggot firefighter candlestick maker

Nice. If UCLA, I probably know the girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349813)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: smoky rehab

Coke fiend UCLA does not narrow it down very much.

But deleting just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351603)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Dun vigorous whorehouse

not GF, but a long time ago, girl was cutting my arms in between jacking me off to a fake snuff porn video she was making me watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348966)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring slate heaven generalized bond

fairly aggressive "rapist" roleplay where i used a screwdriver to pop the lock on the bathroom door while she was in the shower, dragging her out of there in a chokehold, shoving her to bathroom floor and taking her from behind, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348967)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Frozen native incel

[rob porter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355708)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: stubborn temple

GF in college would have me tie her up, and then choke her out while I ass fucked her. Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35348974)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia Theatre

69'd many many times. We are pretty lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349180)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Goal In Life Lay

for some reason, i had a weird fetish for watching my hs gf masturbate with random every day objects like glass coke bottles. she complied. i lol when i see her pics and remember all the random shit she shoved up her snatch for me. good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349370)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Fishy 180 party of the first part forum

some hair or shaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349380)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Goal In Life Lay

some hair, but she was a natural blonde so very little and very light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349399)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Pearly Nofapping Codepig

SOME REASON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349382)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Mustard Embarrassed To The Bone Goal In Life Lay

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349405)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: concupiscible university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349390)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Trip Parlour Brethren

I watched an ex fuck herself with a cucumber in the law library. Long after we broke up, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349875)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: thriller peach crotch

Eat ass. I used to date a lil spinner that I'd just grab like a doll and eat her ass like a buffet. Haven't done it with my wife, not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349563)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Fishy 180 party of the first part forum

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349566)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Diverse locale kitty cat

ever get right in there after she sat on the porcelain throne?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349583)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: thriller peach crotch

Naw...it's always after we shower (made sure she scrubbed right). I had to get them comfortable with it. Started off with perhaps some butt massaging, then gently touching the anus every now and then, then full on anal massage, then just taking over (flipping her) and eating dat ass.

T levels jump when I do it. Her: What are you doing? Me: I'm about to eat this mother fucking ass, that's what. Now shut the fuck up.

Edit: I dated a Scandinavian chick, and she was really against it at first. Then I did it, and she loved the fuck out of it. Always teasing me in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349597)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Cerebral at-the-ready school cafeteria

it's hard for me to suggest kooky sex stuff with my gf, respect and like her too much to want to deprave her. Madonna whore complex I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349603)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: smoky rehab

I love butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349634)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: big wine preventive strike affirmative action

fisted a girl, whipped another until she bled, choking, DP'd a girl... should I go on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349650)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: bright well-lubricated potus

GF gave me a handjob in a public park in a relatively densely populated part of a major European capital. People were walking their dogs and shit like 20 feet from the bench we were on. But this only really sticks out in my memory because we were both 13 at the time. In retrospect, I'm shocked someone didn't narc on us. Europe is so much better than America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349833)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Adventurous casino doctorate

hogtied and gagged naked ex-gf on the living room floor to a table and went out for a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35349884)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Jet Piazza

Snuck off and my wife gave me a blowjob in a dark area behind some bushes during a wedding reception in the middle of the Brooklyn botanical gardens. We are conservative christmos so this was a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351826)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Adventurous casino doctorate

lol im sure that was the only time she strayed from her conservative christmoism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351874)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible university

*cuts to footage of pumo's wife moaning and slapping her breadbox while CHAD lays a turd in her mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351892)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Jet Piazza

Redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35351898)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Adventurous casino doctorate

repost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35356617)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: Histrionic Lilac Spot

cut a hole in a hammock where his butt is and ate his poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35353929)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good pit boltzmann

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35353995)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Talented light immigrant

hired a passable tranny to violently fuck my ass while i ate my GF out with a hannibal mask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355707)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: boyish coiffed meetinghouse

she had her cousin, whos only met me one time, write a testimony about our marriage is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3886179&forum_id=2#35355712)