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Killed a possum with a pitchfork last night. Lib wife got mad.

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ra...
odious theater stage idea he suggested
  02/16/18
Why does she hate your chickens?
Mewling Brilliant Lodge
  02/16/18
I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.
odious theater stage idea he suggested
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Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s...
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Razzmatazz circlehead
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painfully honest twisted windowlicker
  02/16/18
Don't they normally run away?
Sepia Gaped Doctorate
  02/16/18
No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it...
odious theater stage idea he suggested
  02/16/18
what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash
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Big Striped Hyena
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sapphire legal warrant clown
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There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small c...
odious theater stage idea he suggested
  02/16/18
You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash se...
Internet-worthy frum roommate school
  02/16/18
just go find a dumpster out in the country
Ultramarine blathering regret
  02/16/18
I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've n...
Internet-worthy frum roommate school
  02/16/18
I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Alway...
Ultramarine blathering regret
  02/17/18
Sounds prole as fuck bro
Internet-worthy frum roommate school
  02/18/18
Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash i...
Ultramarine blathering regret
  02/19/18
...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally eve...
Internet-worthy frum roommate school
  02/19/18
Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.
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spruce preventive strike
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these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "...
spruce preventive strike
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spruce preventive strike
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Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different ...
Bat shit crazy mind-boggling church ratface
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Garnet codepig
  02/16/18
It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who...
Territorial maroon area becky
  02/16/18
This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I hav...
rough-skinned candlestick maker cumskin
  02/16/18
those tails and beady red eyes
Indigo kink-friendly dragon
  02/16/18
Fuckin Jews man
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underrated af
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demanding jew
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Ultramarine blathering regret
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insecure fat ankles
  02/16/18
Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. h...
Exciting Mint Roast Beef People Who Are Hurt
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metal sooty liquid oxygen cruise ship
  02/18/18
alpha
electric nighttime casino hunting ground
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possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun go...
Sienna Tanning Salon Party Of The First Part
  02/16/18
yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BA...
Bat shit crazy mind-boggling church ratface
  02/16/18
Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gl...
Exciting Mint Roast Beef People Who Are Hurt
  02/16/18
Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their righ...
Sadistic sinister corn cake place of business
  02/16/18
I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no rea...
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Razzmatazz circlehead
  02/16/18
Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot. htt...
spruce preventive strike
  02/16/18
That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a ...
orange dashing chad
  02/16/18
They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued wa...
Exciting Mint Roast Beef People Who Are Hurt
  02/17/18
i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork
lemon histrionic menage
  02/18/18


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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: odious theater stage idea he suggested

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ran away, I wouldn't have chased it. But it just kept standing there. It was dark, so I was holding my cellphone flashlight while trying to beat it with a broomstick. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and ended it quickly. I threw it in a barrel and burned it with the rest of my trash. Lib wife felt bad and said I am psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414718)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Mewling Brilliant Lodge

Why does she hate your chickens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414722)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: odious theater stage idea he suggested

I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414750)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Rusted elite police squad base

Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s just fucking weird and sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414745)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz circlehead



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: painfully honest twisted windowlicker



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Sepia Gaped Doctorate

Don't they normally run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414755)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: odious theater stage idea he suggested

No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Anal gay wizard

what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414798)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Big Striped Hyena



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: sapphire legal warrant clown



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: odious theater stage idea he suggested

There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small chore, but it isn't too bad. I try not to buy glass bottles if I can help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414848)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Internet-worthy frum roommate school

You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash service? Go to a dumpster, you fucking hillbilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415803)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine blathering regret

just go find a dumpster out in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417115)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy frum roommate school

I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've never lived in a place that didn't have a dumpster. How is this not common sense? Are you so sheltered that you've never left a city? People in rural areas go to dumpsters (sometimes they're called "recycling centers," but there's still a place to dump your trash).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420855)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine blathering regret

I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Always burned our trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy frum roommate school

Sounds prole as fuck bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434178)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine blathering regret

Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash in a dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35435891)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy frum roommate school

...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally every community in the United States has at least some kind of dumpster or landfill available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35440279)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Sadistic sinister corn cake place of business

Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415069)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: spruce preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415072)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: spruce preventive strike

these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "evil republicans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415073)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 4:32 AM
Author: spruce preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415361)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:57 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy mind-boggling church ratface

Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different from killing a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415390)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: Garnet codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415425)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: Territorial maroon area becky

It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who have never seen a possum and probably think they're pretty much a cross between rabbits and guinea pigs. Possums are fuckin grotesque and mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415775)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: rough-skinned candlestick maker cumskin

This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I have ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415801)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: Indigo kink-friendly dragon

those tails and beady red eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415818)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Flesh ticket booth

Fuckin Jews man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416203)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Stirring light home

underrated af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417779)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Stimulating den wagecucks



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: demanding jew



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine blathering regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417120)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: insecure fat ankles



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Exciting Mint Roast Beef People Who Are Hurt

Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XNtiVQsHk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425952)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: metal sooty liquid oxygen cruise ship



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: electric nighttime casino hunting ground

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416040)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Sienna Tanning Salon Party Of The First Part

possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun goofed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416059)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy mind-boggling church ratface

yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BABIES

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33997703

why do you hate babies so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416175)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Exciting Mint Roast Beef People Who Are Hurt

Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gloves but it never even tried to bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416209)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Sadistic sinister corn cake place of business

Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their right mind would go off and try to kill one?

Its not a fox or a coyote. It doesnt gove a fuck about chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420909)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: translucent galvanic rigor coldplay fan

I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no reason to kill a possum unless it was rabid. You’re a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416193)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417105)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: spruce preventive strike

Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=t6wiKIHQRIU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417741)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: orange dashing chad

That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a giant possum hissing at you in the dark is scary as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420927)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Exciting Mint Roast Beef People Who Are Hurt

They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued was very well clean and neat (just as clean and neat as the one in the video).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425961)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: lemon histrionic menage

i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434207)