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Killed a possum with a pitchfork last night. Lib wife got mad.

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ra...
Odious pit boltzmann
  02/16/18
Why does she hate your chickens?
Beta Green Messiness Theatre
  02/16/18
I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.
Odious pit boltzmann
  02/16/18
Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s...
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  02/16/18
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Adventurous Flickering Indian Lodge Dragon
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Hyperventilating Stead Nibblets
  02/16/18
Don't they normally run away?
Balding telephone
  02/16/18
No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it...
Odious pit boltzmann
  02/16/18
what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash
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  02/16/18
There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small c...
Odious pit boltzmann
  02/16/18
You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash se...
fiercely-loyal gay temple masturbator
  02/16/18
just go find a dumpster out in the country
bronze sinister set
  02/16/18
I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've n...
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  02/16/18
I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Alway...
bronze sinister set
  02/17/18
Sounds prole as fuck bro
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  02/18/18
Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash i...
bronze sinister set
  02/19/18
...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally eve...
fiercely-loyal gay temple masturbator
  02/19/18
Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.
Violet alcoholic hunting ground multi-billionaire
  02/16/18
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anal swollen brunch
  02/16/18
these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "...
anal swollen brunch
  02/16/18
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anal swollen brunch
  02/16/18
Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different ...
aromatic area
  02/16/18
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  02/16/18
It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who...
Flesh Box Office
  02/16/18
This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I hav...
doobsian bawdyhouse
  02/16/18
those tails and beady red eyes
concupiscible round eye
  02/16/18
Fuckin Jews man
geriatric dull regret
  02/16/18
underrated af
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Honey-headed idiot senate
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bronze sinister set
  02/16/18
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galvanic pearly dingle berry
  02/16/18
Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. h...
Supple rehab ape
  02/17/18
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Slate forum new version
  02/18/18
alpha
twisted internal respiration point
  02/16/18
possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun go...
Cerise depressive private investor
  02/16/18
yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BA...
aromatic area
  02/16/18
Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gl...
Supple rehab ape
  02/16/18
Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their righ...
Violet alcoholic hunting ground multi-billionaire
  02/16/18
I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no rea...
House-broken nursing home mood
  02/16/18
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Adventurous Flickering Indian Lodge Dragon
  02/16/18
Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot. htt...
anal swollen brunch
  02/16/18
That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a ...
Cerebral Carmine Community Account
  02/16/18
They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued wa...
Supple rehab ape
  02/17/18
i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork
beady-eyed red plaza son of senegal
  02/18/18


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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Odious pit boltzmann

It was standing right under my chickens in my barn. If it ran away, I wouldn't have chased it. But it just kept standing there. It was dark, so I was holding my cellphone flashlight while trying to beat it with a broomstick. Then I grabbed a pitchfork and ended it quickly. I threw it in a barrel and burned it with the rest of my trash. Lib wife felt bad and said I am psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414718)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Beta Green Messiness Theatre

Why does she hate your chickens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414722)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Odious pit boltzmann

I told her: think of the chickens. I think that helped her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414750)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Pontificating frozen foreskin

Killing animals in the way you described isn’t anti-lib it’s just fucking weird and sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414745)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Adventurous Flickering Indian Lodge Dragon



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Stead Nibblets



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Balding telephone

Don't they normally run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414755)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Odious pit boltzmann

No, it was basically trapped in a room so I couldn't shoe it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Buff French Degenerate

what kind of lib wife lets you burn trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414798)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Electric bbw



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Marvelous massive factory reset button



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: Odious pit boltzmann

There isn't any trash service where we live. It is a small chore, but it isn't too bad. I try not to buy glass bottles if I can help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35414848)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal gay temple masturbator

You burn your trash because there's no door to door trash service? Go to a dumpster, you fucking hillbilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415803)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: bronze sinister set

just go find a dumpster out in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417115)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gay temple masturbator

I've lived more than half my life in the country, and I've never lived in a place that didn't have a dumpster. How is this not common sense? Are you so sheltered that you've never left a city? People in rural areas go to dumpsters (sometimes they're called "recycling centers," but there's still a place to dump your trash).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420855)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: bronze sinister set

I lived on the farm with my grandparents every summer. Always burned our trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gay temple masturbator

Sounds prole as fuck bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434178)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: bronze sinister set

Sorry we couldn't drive around the block to dump our trash in a dumpster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35435891)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gay temple masturbator

...Or on a rural route for 10 minutes, because literally every community in the United States has at least some kind of dumpster or landfill available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35440279)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Violet alcoholic hunting ground multi-billionaire

Well known trumpmo here. you are a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415069)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: anal swollen brunch



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: anal swollen brunch

these psychos are internalizing the lib caricature of "evil republicans"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415073)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 4:32 AM
Author: anal swollen brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415361)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 5:57 AM
Author: aromatic area

Very bizarre responses ITT. Possums are pests. No different from killing a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415390)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: thriller candlestick maker double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415425)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: Flesh Box Office

It basically auto-outs poasters as AZNs or neurotic Jews who have never seen a possum and probably think they're pretty much a cross between rabbits and guinea pigs. Possums are fuckin grotesque and mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415775)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: doobsian bawdyhouse

This. One of the ugliest and creepiest looking animals I have ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415801)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: concupiscible round eye

those tails and beady red eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35415818)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: geriatric dull regret

Fuckin Jews man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416203)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Lascivious roommate

underrated af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417779)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: cracking heaven



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Honey-headed idiot senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416206)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: bronze sinister set



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: galvanic pearly dingle berry



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Supple rehab ape

Bullshit. I rescued one recently and they're super cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XNtiVQsHk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425952)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Slate forum new version



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: twisted internal respiration point

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416040)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Cerise depressive private investor

possums are chill and dont do shit but eat ticks. you dun goofed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416059)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: aromatic area

yeah bro all they do is chill out eat ticks and SLAUGHTER BABIES

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33997703

why do you hate babies so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416175)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Supple rehab ape

Tcr. I rescued one from cats last summer. Handled it with gloves but it never even tried to bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416209)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Violet alcoholic hunting ground multi-billionaire

Cr. They're sweethearts and they eat bugs. Who in their right mind would go off and try to kill one?

Its not a fox or a coyote. It doesnt gove a fuck about chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420909)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: House-broken nursing home mood

I’d have zero remorse killing a shitpit, but there is no reason to kill a possum unless it was rabid. You’re a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35416193)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Flickering Indian Lodge Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417105)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: anal swollen brunch

Possums are cute and harmless, you are a dumb faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=t6wiKIHQRIU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35417741)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Carmine Community Account

That's a small, well groomed domesticated possum. Finding a giant possum hissing at you in the dark is scary as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35420927)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Supple rehab ape

They're mostly adolescents that roam. The one we rescued was very well clean and neat (just as clean and neat as the one in the video).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35425961)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed red plaza son of senegal

i think you mean you killed an opossum with a pitchfork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3894550&forum_id=2#35434207)