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career tips for nojerb?

Good grades at bad school in small city. Most people know wh...
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/16/18
just jump
self-absorbed irradiated coffee pot genital piercing
  02/16/18
Sales
Insanely Creepy Hall
  02/16/18
I have autism
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/16/18
so does he
self-absorbed irradiated coffee pot genital piercing
  02/16/18
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Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/16/18
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Insanely Creepy Hall
  02/16/18
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Maniacal Rehab Hissy Fit
  02/16/18
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cordovan adventurous home travel guidebook
  02/16/18
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Insanely Creepy Hall
  02/17/18
Will you refer us PI cases
Grizzly swashbuckling mood
  02/16/18
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Thirsty fuchsia dopamine
  02/16/18
did you try to get JAG?
lime up-to-no-good theatre national security agency
  02/16/18
I've been in contact with a JAG recruiter for my state guard...
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/16/18
JAG is better than shitlaw full time, no?
lime up-to-no-good theatre national security agency
  02/16/18
FT JAG is 180 you get to move around the globe and your job ...
claret vibrant church
  02/17/18
who have you already applied to and been rejected from? how ...
outnumbered office messiness
  02/16/18
Applied to a couple of v100 biglaw and didn't get past the s...
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
Do kids with no offers these days still spam their cover let...
outnumbered office messiness
  02/17/18
Idk, I did not and it wasn't recommended to me by my career ...
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
I did that. I'd pick a city a day. One day Kansas City, one ...
outnumbered office messiness
  02/17/18
Ty. I guess I should try to keep perspective and aware there...
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
hang a shingle, you'll have better QOL and probably maek mor...
claret vibrant church
  02/16/18
What the fuck? I thought you were 50+ y/o.
Rose Mentally Impaired Stage Incel
  02/16/18
non-trad
outnumbered office messiness
  02/16/18
he's like 28 and ripped with tats
self-absorbed irradiated coffee pot genital piercing
  02/16/18
...
cordovan adventurous home travel guidebook
  02/16/18
he's ripped as fuck, bald, and vegetarian. hes 180
haunting trailer park becky
  02/17/18
Lol ty I grew my hair back in, tho I am norwooding
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
nice dude. whats your norwood
haunting trailer park becky
  02/17/18
Probably 1 or 1.5--undetectable from certain angles but glar...
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
Here's the key bit - any diffuse thinning?
haunting trailer park becky
  02/17/18
I have to say yes, but it's subtle enough that it might be a...
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
diffuse thinning is the deathknell
haunting trailer park becky
  02/17/18
https://makeagif.com/i/CLQjJH
chocolate excitant patrolman
  02/17/18
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Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
If you want to be a lawyer, do not throw in the towel right ...
charismatic alpha international law enforcement agency
  02/17/18
Ty
Slap-happy depressive filthpig
  02/17/18
180
laughsome internet-worthy cruise ship
  02/17/18


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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

Good grades at bad school in small city. Most people know where I live and what school I go to.

second-to-last summer coming up and nojerb, have one oci interview left for summer at the biggest shitlaw mill in the area, but it's a long ass drive out to the suburbs and I'm not really excited about that. There's an event at school that might be a thinly disguised recruiting event with another shitlaw office I'd rather do, but idk what that's all about. I'll give them my resume.

I have about 110k in savings but I put my notice in to quit at the start of this summer, not expecting to get no jerbed.

Is it time to give up on law and just look for a different job in shitbanking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421689)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed irradiated coffee pot genital piercing

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421698)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hall

Sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421707)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

I have autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421716)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed irradiated coffee pot genital piercing

so does he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421719)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421721)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hall



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Maniacal Rehab Hissy Fit



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous home travel guidebook



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Date: February 17th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Hall



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Grizzly swashbuckling mood

Will you refer us PI cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421717)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Thirsty fuchsia dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421723)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: lime up-to-no-good theatre national security agency

did you try to get JAG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421748)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

I've been in contact with a JAG recruiter for my state guard. I think the timing may be off by one year for getting me into the slots he wants filled. I do not want to do JAG full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421773)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: lime up-to-no-good theatre national security agency

JAG is better than shitlaw full time, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421843)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: claret vibrant church

FT JAG is 180 you get to move around the globe and your job is basically to bond with meatheads, teach them how not to violate international norms, and lift weights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422654)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: outnumbered office messiness

who have you already applied to and been rejected from? how wide of a net did you cast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421792)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

Applied to a couple of v100 biglaw and didn't get past the screeners. These were done after the regular oci week, because I was away with the guard during that week. I believe this worked against me. I applied to a midlaw firm during their regular oci, which was later, and got the call back but got dinged (which was odd....two of the partners I met said "im sure you're going to have multiple offers"). I waited four months for the spring oci and applied to a biz shitlaw firm that was just a resume drop, and the shitlaw kings mentioned in op. And the county prosecutors rejected my oci application--my jaw hit the floor when I saw that. Getting dinged from interviews I get because of my autism, but there's no way to look at me on paper and say "don't want this guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422587)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: outnumbered office messiness

Do kids with no offers these days still spam their cover letter + resume to like 100 firms/day in every plausible city that they might be willing to move to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422594)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

Idk, I did not and it wasn't recommended to me by my career office. I'd also take a non law job before relocating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422599)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: outnumbered office messiness

I did that. I'd pick a city a day. One day Kansas City, one day Las Vegas, one day Indianapolis. Did not get a single fucking interview from emailing my resume to 300+ firms.

Perhaps your career services officer is right. But at least it gave me something to do, something to dream about.

Anyway, you need to find something to do, even if its just interning for free for a local shitlawyer. Resume gap is even worse than being autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422606)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

Ty. I guess I should try to keep perspective and aware there is another round of recruiting just 5 months away, even if it's scrap heap options for 3Ls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422621)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: claret vibrant church

hang a shingle, you'll have better QOL and probably maek more money but oh no you won't impress lolyers with your preftige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421817)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Rose Mentally Impaired Stage Incel

What the fuck? I thought you were 50+ y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: outnumbered office messiness

non-trad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421823)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed irradiated coffee pot genital piercing

he's like 28 and ripped with tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421844)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous home travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421849)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: haunting trailer park becky

he's ripped as fuck, bald, and vegetarian. hes 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422604)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

Lol ty I grew my hair back in, tho I am norwooding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422612)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: haunting trailer park becky

nice dude. whats your norwood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422624)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

Probably 1 or 1.5--undetectable from certain angles but glaring from others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422640)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: haunting trailer park becky

Here's the key bit - any diffuse thinning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422644)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

I have to say yes, but it's subtle enough that it might be all in my head since I'm paying attention to it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422658)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: haunting trailer park becky

diffuse thinning is the deathknell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422668)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: chocolate excitant patrolman

https://makeagif.com/i/CLQjJH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422648)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422660)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: charismatic alpha international law enforcement agency

If you want to be a lawyer, do not throw in the towel right now. You are a 3L, if i remember, and there are actual opportunities out there. Not flame. Especially if you graduated from the top of a TTT school.

You are too new to go solo. But you can learn litigation in a state gov job or internship. Apply to to work as an intern at state gov agencies, there are a million. Look at midsize firms as well - there are a lot of midsize firms in your state that love the order of the coif ttt grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422915)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy depressive filthpig

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35425122)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: laughsome internet-worthy cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35425126)