Date: June 19th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: maroon main people
Like most attorneys smell like purell
His smell smelled like no other
He was born precedentless
He was born a Scholarly Apprentice
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Hey, Bailey Jay!
Bailey Jay!
Bailey Jay!
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Every partner refused to feed him
Under his desk smelled like semen
I promise not to lower our rack rates
But there are countless ways for me to please you
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Hey, Bailey Jay!
Bailey Jay!
Bailey Jay!
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I lie on the carpet and fertilize the floor
Fourteen hours and then four more
You can't fire me because I quit!
Throw me out the door and I won't throw a fit!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895738&forum_id=2#36272368)