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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/18/18 |
| Well-lubricated adventurous shrine | 02/18/18 |
| Cracking startling whorehouse hunting ground | 02/18/18 |
| Odious Learning Disabled Kitchen | 02/18/18 |
| talented slate step-uncle's house | 02/18/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/18/18 |
| Odious Learning Disabled Kitchen | 02/18/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/18/18 |
| Ruby hominid | 02/18/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/18/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/18/18 |
| hyperactive double fault theater | 02/19/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/19/18 |
| marvelous lavender mediation | 02/19/18 |
| Bonkers Motley Church Ceo | 02/19/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/19/18 |
| hyperactive double fault theater | 02/19/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/19/18 |
| Floppy silver meetinghouse black woman | 02/19/18 |
| Dashing Mad-dog Skullcap | 02/19/18 |
| Swashbuckling maroon friendly grandma area | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| nudist resort | 03/02/18 |
| Low-t national | 04/24/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 04/24/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/19/18 |
| Bat shit crazy wagecucks | 02/19/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/19/18 |
| hyperventilating spectacular stag film legend | 02/19/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/19/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/20/18 |
| Swashbuckling maroon friendly grandma area | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/20/18 |
| nudist resort | 03/02/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/02/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/20/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/26/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/27/18 |
| Stimulating Amethyst Mood | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Frozen den circlehead | 02/28/18 |
| glittery citrine center kitty | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Wine Home Cuckold | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Transparent old irish cottage | 02/28/18 |
| Cream dead market | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Adulterous pea-brained rehab boltzmann | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Transparent old irish cottage | 02/28/18 |
| Wine Home Cuckold | 02/28/18 |
| arousing mother queen of the night | 02/28/18 |
| aromatic insanely creepy travel guidebook round eye | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Aggressive Sapphire Tattoo Azn | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 02/28/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/01/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/01/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/02/18 |
| nudist resort | 03/02/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/02/18 |
| Violent greedy pisswyrm | 03/02/18 |
| nudist resort | 03/02/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/02/18 |
| Nofapping Locale | 03/02/18 |
| nudist resort | 03/03/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/03/18 |
| nudist resort | 03/03/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/03/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/03/18 |
| electric poppy gas station | 03/03/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/05/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/20/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/20/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/20/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/26/18 |
| Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig | 03/26/18 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Well-lubricated adventurous shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Cracking startling whorehouse hunting ground i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Odious Learning Disabled Kitchen you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: talented slate step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Odious Learning Disabled Kitchen you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Ruby hominid It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: hyperactive double fault theater This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: marvelous lavender mediation I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: Bonkers Motley Church Ceo Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: hyperactive double fault theater Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Floppy silver meetinghouse black woman lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: Dashing Mad-dog Skullcap i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: Swashbuckling maroon friendly grandma area The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: nudist resort okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: Low-t national this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Bat shit crazy wagecucks beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: hyperventilating spectacular stag film legend Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: Swashbuckling maroon friendly grandma area Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: nudist resort You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: Stimulating Amethyst Mood is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: Frozen den circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: glittery citrine center kitty i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: Wine Home Cuckold man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: Transparent old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Cream dead market Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: Adulterous pea-brained rehab boltzmann Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Transparent old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Wine Home Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: arousing mother queen of the night cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: aromatic insanely creepy travel guidebook round eye This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Aggressive Sapphire Tattoo Azn Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: nudist resort It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Violent greedy pisswyrm 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: nudist resort You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: Nofapping Locale 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: nudist resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: nudist resort GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: electric poppy gas station Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Infuriating Soggy Roast Beef Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |