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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/18/18 |
| Chrome indian lodge idiot | 02/18/18 |
| Shivering slate locale rigpig | 02/18/18 |
| Hyperventilating ebony new version patrolman | 02/18/18 |
| Purple box office goyim | 02/18/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/18/18 |
| Hyperventilating ebony new version patrolman | 02/18/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/18/18 |
| galvanic therapy hominid | 02/18/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/18/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/18/18 |
| aromatic property psychic | 02/19/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| Submissive silver meetinghouse | 02/19/18 |
| frum corner pisswyrm | 02/19/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| aromatic property psychic | 02/19/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| Garnet native tank | 02/19/18 |
| pearly parlor | 02/19/18 |
| olive impertinent cruise ship | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat | 03/02/18 |
| lavender sandwich | 04/24/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 04/24/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| cowardly tanning salon | 02/19/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| blue titillating house | 02/19/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/19/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/20/18 |
| olive impertinent cruise ship | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/20/18 |
| maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat | 03/02/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/02/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/20/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/26/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/27/18 |
| violent mint principal's office fanboi | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| concupiscible autistic point | 02/28/18 |
| Bat shit crazy cuckold marketing idea | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| Magenta step-uncle's house | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| Electric jewess theater | 02/28/18 |
| Passionate Roommate Trump Supporter | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| Glittery angry really tough guy | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| Electric jewess theater | 02/28/18 |
| Magenta step-uncle's house | 02/28/18 |
| indigo newt mad cow disease | 02/28/18 |
| Awkward selfie | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| chest-beating green school water buffalo | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/01/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/01/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/02/18 |
| maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat | 03/02/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/02/18 |
| Trip Domesticated Volcanic Crater | 03/02/18 |
| maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat | 03/02/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/02/18 |
| well-lubricated disrespectful genital piercing | 03/02/18 |
| maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat | 03/03/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/03/18 |
| maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat | 03/03/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/03/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/03/18 |
| fiercely-loyal locus | 03/03/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/05/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/20/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/20/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/20/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/26/18 |
| Claret elite halford filthpig | 03/26/18 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Chrome indian lodge idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Shivering slate locale rigpig i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Hyperventilating ebony new version patrolman you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Purple box office goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Hyperventilating ebony new version patrolman you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: galvanic therapy hominid It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: aromatic property psychic This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Submissive silver meetinghouse I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: frum corner pisswyrm Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: aromatic property psychic Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Garnet native tank lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: pearly parlor i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: olive impertinent cruise ship The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: lavender sandwich this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: cowardly tanning salon beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: blue titillating house Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: olive impertinent cruise ship Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: violent mint principal's office fanboi is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: concupiscible autistic point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: Bat shit crazy cuckold marketing idea i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: Magenta step-uncle's house man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: Electric jewess theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Passionate Roommate Trump Supporter Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: Glittery angry really tough guy Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Electric jewess theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Magenta step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: indigo newt mad cow disease cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Awkward selfie This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: chest-beating green school water buffalo Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Trip Domesticated Volcanic Crater 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: well-lubricated disrespectful genital piercing 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: maniacal school cafeteria toilet seat GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: fiercely-loyal locus Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Claret elite halford filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |