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Here are a couple poems i wrote in 1995. lol i found them cleaning up.
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/18/18 |
| glassy reading party | 02/18/18 |
| alcoholic philosopher-king | 02/18/18 |
| greedy hall | 02/18/18 |
| Bat shit crazy bright den cuck | 02/18/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/18/18 |
| greedy hall | 02/18/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/18/18 |
| Submissive Stain Rehab | 02/18/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/18/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/18/18 |
| Trip Poppy Mediation Site | 02/19/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/19/18 |
| Free-loading razzmatazz striped hyena business firm | 02/19/18 |
| ungodly iridescent electric furnace | 02/19/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/19/18 |
| Trip Poppy Mediation Site | 02/19/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/19/18 |
| Electric fortuitous meteor | 02/19/18 |
| mahogany embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit | 02/19/18 |
| Vivacious National Partner | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| green station | 03/02/18 |
| Exhilarant Church | 04/24/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 04/24/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/19/18 |
| Zippy Thriller Mental Disorder Dog Poop | 02/19/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/19/18 |
| Diverse house trust fund | 02/19/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/19/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/20/18 |
| Vivacious National Partner | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/20/18 |
| green station | 03/02/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/02/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/20/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/26/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/27/18 |
| Histrionic laser beams | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| Supple mischievous bawdyhouse pervert | 02/28/18 |
| Maniacal resort | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| at-the-ready motley spot mother | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| boyish cocky idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap | 02/28/18 |
| Lake disrespectful sneaky criminal school cafeteria | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| duck-like ratface filthpig | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| boyish cocky idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap | 02/28/18 |
| at-the-ready motley spot mother | 02/28/18 |
| pink costumed home antidepressant drug | 02/28/18 |
| Federal Mad Cow Disease Alpha | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| Cerise Juggernaut Masturbator | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 02/28/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/01/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/01/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/02/18 |
| green station | 03/02/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/02/18 |
| Ruddy lodge private investor | 03/02/18 |
| green station | 03/02/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/02/18 |
| Bespoke cheese-eating doctorate incel | 03/02/18 |
| green station | 03/03/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/03/18 |
| green station | 03/03/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/03/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/03/18 |
| racy abusive jewess piazza | 03/03/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/05/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/20/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/20/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/20/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/26/18 |
| splenetic stimulating whorehouse | 03/26/18 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: glassy reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430824) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: alcoholic philosopher-king i am embarrassed having read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430825) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: greedy hall you were like 27 back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430826) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Bat shit crazy bright den cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430828) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430830) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: greedy hall you'd be a black great grandfather by now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430836) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse cr. I am living like someone in the future w a 200 year lifespan. Gotta cut that shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Submissive Stain Rehab It's word for water is diminishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430866) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse I remember i really liked that line. something like that was a logical conclusion for the idea that rocks get broken up over time. So what would happen to the key inside. lol at me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430887) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35430947) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: Trip Poppy Mediation Site This one is the best. The first one would be good if it started with the word "Olympian" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435803) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse haha yeah. I guess so. I have more ... not with me, but at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435811) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: Free-loading razzmatazz striped hyena business firm I like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435810) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:36 AM Author: ungodly iridescent electric furnace Interesting - I didn't mind the first two but this one is a little too kitschy.
And now you're a shitlawyer? |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Yep, lawyer now.
I know--its funny that you say that about this one. Bros who aren't "into" poems generally like this one--which I wrote like I was doing a crossword puzzle, counting out syllables only. It also has some humor, which some of my poems of the time lacked. This was one of my earliest efforts. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:42 AM Author: Trip Poppy Mediation Site Trying to make it look like a slug is a little much, but you were 20. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435851) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse lol yeah. heh. I was intimidated by any strict form but I was drawn to the discipline or puzzle aspect of it so I figured I would try something I thought would be easy. easier than a sonnet at least. Although even w sonnets, the more you practice, the better you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435865) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:39 AM Author: Electric fortuitous meteor lol that’s actually pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435839) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:56 AM Author: mahogany embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit i like this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435917) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:30 AM Author: Vivacious National Partner The others were terrible, this one is 180 (although the jury's out on whether the reason it's 180 are unintentional) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504291) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Eh half of why any poem works is in the end unintentional, fortuitous meteor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504634) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: green station okay that one was fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519367) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: Exhilarant Church this was good, spaceporn. repoast it, plz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35910657) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse I aim to please. imgurs giving me trouble right now but I will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35911064) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:28 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435782) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:37 AM Author: Zippy Thriller Mental Disorder Dog Poop beautiful. thanks for sharing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435828) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:40 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse tyty
Maybe I'll put up some more, from when I was in my late 20s. I'll keep them in this thread so as not to annoy the fuck out of people who don't care.
I wont put up any I actually published, for fear of getting outted by some doobs. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: Diverse house trust fund Great writing for a small child! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435848) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 9:45 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse I know, rite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35435866) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:54 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443646) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:32 AM Author: Vivacious National Partner Wily niggers indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504292) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:57 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse 180. I saw that too! Lol I knew what's up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504598) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:56 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35443650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: green station You published them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519363) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse yeah, sorry to say--some of them I did, here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519382) |
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35445840) |
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Date: February 26th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35491534) |
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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35497325) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:51 AM Author: Histrionic laser beams is there any money anymore in poetry? like fellowships or grants or prizes and so on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504306) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:33 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse I guess. I know a few poets--most of them are hooked up with universities as teachers, or the spouse makes the money, or there's a trust fund, or some combination of all three. There's usually $5K here and there in prize money those guys occasionally pick up every couple of years. Def not something you can raise a family on though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504729) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:25 AM Author: Supple mischievous bawdyhouse pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504289) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:33 AM Author: Maniacal resort i get embarrassed reading people's poems about 99% of the time. this is no exception. |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:37 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Yeah, same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504548) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:29 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504537) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:40 AM Author: at-the-ready motley spot mother man these are bad, but i dont like poetry generally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504559) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:58 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Time well spent... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504601) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: boyish cocky idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504562) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:00 AM Author: Lake disrespectful sneaky criminal school cafeteria Literally shuddered reading these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504605) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Honestly, the average for most people "in" to writing poetry is WAY worse. Not praising myself, just keeping it real. Go to any open mic night. Holy fuck. Bunch of retards. Same goes for most schools lit mags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504667) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: duck-like ratface filthpig Screw the haters. We've seen those clowns struggle to string together a few coherent sentences. These are really good for an amateur writer. Great command of language, nice imagery, fun rhythm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504698) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:31 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Thanks man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504714) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: boyish cocky idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504718) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM Author: at-the-ready motley spot mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35504723) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: pink costumed home antidepressant drug cr. lmao at LathamTouchedMe trying to get some dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509625) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Federal Mad Cow Disease Alpha This sounds right. The slug one is ok tho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509649) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509612) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Cerise Juggernaut Masturbator Love poem is verbatim third eye blind lyrics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509651) |
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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse When i was in hs spanish class i told a dude i was an awesome poet and i wrote out the lyrics to john lennon's images of broken light song and passed it to him and he read it and nodded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35509707) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 6:54 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516814) |
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Date: March 1st, 2018 7:02 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3907655&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35516854) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:54 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse after a certain point humanities academics becomes less about how much you know or how talented you are and more about how gay-sexy you can be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519351) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:03 AM Author: green station It's about a small failure = "you have not failed at anything colossal"
Way to turn text into subtext, spaceporn. |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse nah I just cut out the title for obvious reasons and wanted to be clear what the poem was about, notwitstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: Ruddy lodge private investor 140 IQ, folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519355) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:57 AM Author: green station You should use more pronouns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519358) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:58 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse Yeah I was on a "second person" "you" kick for a long time. I don't know--it just had that "talking to myself" quality that I liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519369) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2018 9:55 AM Author: Bespoke cheese-eating doctorate incel 100% of poetry is faggot. this is no different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35519645) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 11:58 AM Author: green station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526497) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:08 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526545) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:10 PM Author: green station GIRLS ARE SMILING FROM ESCALATORS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526551) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526563) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:16 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526574) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:19 PM Author: racy abusive jewess piazza Ah, poesy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35526583) |
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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:59 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35537867) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:12 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643966) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:23 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse abandoned this too early--seems like only a start. What a lazy bastard I was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643994) |
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Date: March 20th, 2018 9:14 AM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35643971) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691483) |
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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: splenetic stimulating whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896708&forum_id=2#35691528) |