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wild crackhouse
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silver fear-inspiring field idiot
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Hateful Trip Scourge Upon The Earth National Security Agency
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Vivacious citrine codepig resort
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
puce boiling water indirect expression
  02/18/18
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puce boiling water indirect expression
  06/04/18
genesis 38:9
sienna pistol
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Hateful Trip Scourge Upon The Earth National Security Agency
  02/18/18
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sienna pistol
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Light Preventive Strike Filthpig
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Hateful Trip Scourge Upon The Earth National Security Agency
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Concupiscible Rose Church Mood
  02/18/18
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Milky confused twinkling uncleanness
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Supple hissy fit turdskin
  02/18/18
Titcr
Mind-boggling Senate
  02/18/18
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Concupiscible Rose Church Mood
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Bespoke really tough guy
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Red Newt Shitlib
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Bespoke really tough guy
  04/10/18
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Razzle-dazzle canary haunted graveyard
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Pearl comical blood rage dragon
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Sooty Angry Background Story Center
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Pearl comical blood rage dragon
  04/10/18
subtle
Orchid lascivious nowag
  04/10/18
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Fighting boyish dysfunction
  06/04/18
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Disrespectful soul-stirring incel
  03/31/19
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translucent rehab
  03/31/19
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Sooty Angry Background Story Center
  10/09/20
only this
Crusty fishy lay yarmulke
  04/13/18
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racy liquid oxygen
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Cyan Psychic Locale
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Self-centered garnet nibblets
  02/18/18
(Julia)
titillating pale multi-billionaire
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
Orchid lascivious nowag
  02/18/18
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Concupiscible Rose Church Mood
  03/01/20
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free-loading splenetic nursing home
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Pearl comical blood rage dragon
  04/10/18
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Lilac house
  04/10/18
probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
hyperactive mustard athletic conference
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Salmon Glittery Gas Station
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Salmon Glittery Gas Station
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Cracking Khaki Chapel
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
dashing avocado cruise ship chad
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
mentally impaired goyim
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
dashing avocado cruise ship chad
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
translucent rehab
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
dashing avocado cruise ship chad
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
poppy cerebral place of business corner
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Multi-colored Theatre Headpube
  04/13/18
CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Light Preventive Strike Filthpig
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Multi-colored Theatre Headpube
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
Insanely creepy bawdyhouse jewess
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
Fighting boyish dysfunction
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
dashing avocado cruise ship chad
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Fighting boyish dysfunction
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
deranged kitty cat national
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
Twisted awkward state potus
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Vibrant fanboi
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Arousing cordovan theater stage
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
dashing avocado cruise ship chad
  06/16/19
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Concupiscible Rose Church Mood
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dashing avocado cruise ship chad
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
mentally impaired goyim
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Tantric pervert
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Insane milk hospital
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
fragrant mediation abode
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
deranged kitty cat national
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
Aromatic aggressive ratface institution
  10/09/20
The Snake
silver fear-inspiring field idiot
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Big flirting stain stage
  10/09/20


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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: wild crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: silver fear-inspiring field idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Hateful Trip Scourge Upon The Earth National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Vivacious citrine codepig resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: puce boiling water indirect expression

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: puce boiling water indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: sienna pistol

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Hateful Trip Scourge Upon The Earth National Security Agency

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: sienna pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Light Preventive Strike Filthpig

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Hateful Trip Scourge Upon The Earth National Security Agency

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Rose Church Mood

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Milky confused twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Supple hissy fit turdskin

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Senate

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Rose Church Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Bespoke really tough guy

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Red Newt Shitlib

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Bespoke really tough guy

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle canary haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Pearl comical blood rage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Sooty Angry Background Story Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Pearl comical blood rage dragon

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Orchid lascivious nowag

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Fighting boyish dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful soul-stirring incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: translucent rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Sooty Angry Background Story Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Crusty fishy lay yarmulke

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: racy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Cyan Psychic Locale

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Self-centered garnet nibblets

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: titillating pale multi-billionaire

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Orchid lascivious nowag

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Rose Church Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: free-loading splenetic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Pearl comical blood rage dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Lilac house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: hyperactive mustard athletic conference

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Salmon Glittery Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Salmon Glittery Gas Station

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Cracking Khaki Chapel

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: dashing avocado cruise ship chad

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: mentally impaired goyim

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: dashing avocado cruise ship chad

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: translucent rehab

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: dashing avocado cruise ship chad

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: poppy cerebral place of business corner

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Theatre Headpube

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Light Preventive Strike Filthpig

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Theatre Headpube

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bawdyhouse jewess

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Fighting boyish dysfunction

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: dashing avocado cruise ship chad

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Fighting boyish dysfunction

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: deranged kitty cat national

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Twisted awkward state potus

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Vibrant fanboi

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Arousing cordovan theater stage

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: dashing avocado cruise ship chad

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible Rose Church Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: dashing avocado cruise ship chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired goyim

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Tantric pervert

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Insane milk hospital

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: fragrant mediation abode

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: deranged kitty cat national

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Aromatic aggressive ratface institution

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: silver fear-inspiring field idiot

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Big flirting stain stage

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)