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stubborn temple
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mischievous brass trailer park
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Rusted senate
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lake anal church building
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
slap-happy electric furnace
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slap-happy electric furnace
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genesis 38:9
puce dead roast beef
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Rusted senate
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puce dead roast beef
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Ungodly Dysfunction
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Rusted senate
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Useless Volcanic Crater Area
  02/18/18
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embarrassed to the bone mahogany dilemma hairy legs
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Dashing den boistinker
  02/18/18
Titcr
Black ticket booth
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Useless Volcanic Crater Area
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
razzle-dazzle house-broken kitchen
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Clear wonderful candlestick maker
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
razzle-dazzle house-broken kitchen
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Smoky property nibblets
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Passionate Irate Stage Keepsake Machete
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pontificating aphrodisiac market quadroon
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Passionate Irate Stage Keepsake Machete
  04/10/18
subtle
vivacious gold institution persian
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hideous hospital mood
  06/04/18
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Mentally impaired wagecucks national security agency
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maroon fluffy address
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pontificating aphrodisiac market quadroon
  10/09/20
only this
Opaque national partner
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light narrow-minded karate
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Gay fragrant alpha step-uncle's house
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
charismatic community account depressive
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Zombie-like school cafeteria travel guidebook
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
vivacious gold institution persian
  02/18/18
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Useless Volcanic Crater Area
  03/01/20
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mildly autistic plaza psychic
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Passionate Irate Stage Keepsake Machete
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galvanic maize chapel halford
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
aggressive gaming laptop lay
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magical gas station
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
magical gas station
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Where the Wild Things Are
laughsome mauve toilet seat indian lodge
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The Rainbow Fish
territorial walnut philosopher-king pit
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Offensive indigo old irish cottage locus
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
territorial walnut philosopher-king pit
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
maroon fluffy address
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
territorial walnut philosopher-king pit
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
cobalt soggy orchestra pit
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Emerald glittery locale elastic band
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Ungodly Dysfunction
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Emerald glittery locale elastic band
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
Milky vibrant sanctuary
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
hideous hospital mood
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
territorial walnut philosopher-king pit
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
hideous hospital mood
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
motley obsidian university
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
bateful lemon trump supporter
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
out-of-control jewess garrison
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Azure Federal Tanning Salon
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
territorial walnut philosopher-king pit
  06/16/19
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Useless Volcanic Crater Area
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territorial walnut philosopher-king pit
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Offensive indigo old irish cottage locus
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
odious state hominid
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
balding range athletic conference
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Multi-colored Whorehouse Idea He Suggested
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
motley obsidian university
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The Jack Tales
Rebellious bawdyhouse
  10/09/20
The Snake
mischievous brass trailer park
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Beady-eyed station
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: stubborn temple



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: mischievous brass trailer park



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Rusted senate



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: lake anal church building



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: slap-happy electric furnace

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: slap-happy electric furnace



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: puce dead roast beef

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Rusted senate

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: puce dead roast beef



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Ungodly Dysfunction

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Rusted senate

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Useless Volcanic Crater Area

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mahogany dilemma hairy legs



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Dashing den boistinker

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Black ticket booth

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Useless Volcanic Crater Area



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle house-broken kitchen

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Clear wonderful candlestick maker

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle house-broken kitchen

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Smoky property nibblets



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Passionate Irate Stage Keepsake Machete



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: pontificating aphrodisiac market quadroon



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Passionate Irate Stage Keepsake Machete

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: vivacious gold institution persian

subtle

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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: hideous hospital mood



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired wagecucks national security agency



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: maroon fluffy address



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: pontificating aphrodisiac market quadroon



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Opaque national partner

only this

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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: light narrow-minded karate



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Gay fragrant alpha step-uncle's house

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: charismatic community account depressive

lady chatterly

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like school cafeteria travel guidebook

(Julia)

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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: vivacious gold institution persian

Green Eggs and Ham

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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Useless Volcanic Crater Area



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic plaza psychic



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Passionate Irate Stage Keepsake Machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic maize chapel halford



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: aggressive gaming laptop lay

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: magical gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: magical gas station

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: laughsome mauve toilet seat indian lodge

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: territorial walnut philosopher-king pit

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Offensive indigo old irish cottage locus

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: territorial walnut philosopher-king pit

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: maroon fluffy address

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: territorial walnut philosopher-king pit

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: cobalt soggy orchestra pit

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Emerald glittery locale elastic band

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Ungodly Dysfunction

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Emerald glittery locale elastic band

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Milky vibrant sanctuary

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: hideous hospital mood

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: territorial walnut philosopher-king pit

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: hideous hospital mood

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: motley obsidian university

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: bateful lemon trump supporter

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: out-of-control jewess garrison

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Azure Federal Tanning Salon

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: territorial walnut philosopher-king pit

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Useless Volcanic Crater Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: territorial walnut philosopher-king pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Offensive indigo old irish cottage locus

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: odious state hominid

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: balding range athletic conference

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Whorehouse Idea He Suggested

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: motley obsidian university

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Rebellious bawdyhouse

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: mischievous brass trailer park

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)