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Disgusting office volcanic crater
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mind-boggling poppy queen of the night mad-dog skullcap
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Dashing canary mexican
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Chocolate whorehouse
  02/18/18
The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
drunken garnet shrine partner
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drunken garnet shrine partner
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genesis 38:9
Impressive hateful stage
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
Dashing canary mexican
  02/18/18
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Impressive hateful stage
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
indecent carnelian becky
  04/13/18
valley girl?
Dashing canary mexican
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/18/18
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Elite Parlour Useless Brakes
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
cerebral haunted graveyard
  02/18/18
Titcr
sable aphrodisiac lodge sandwich
  02/18/18
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Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Supple Senate Goal In Life
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
Fishy Incel Area
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Supple Senate Goal In Life
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Laughsome Point Degenerate
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wild hunting ground
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Adventurous emerald stead macaca
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
wild hunting ground
  04/10/18
subtle
saffron spectacular market
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concupiscible bonkers multi-billionaire son of senegal
  06/04/18
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Unhinged box office
  03/31/19
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Razzle Corn Cake Turdskin
  03/31/19
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Adventurous emerald stead macaca
  10/09/20
only this
hairraiser self-absorbed locus factory reset button
  04/13/18
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Sapphire talented field nowag
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Idiotic generalized bond
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
jet arousing cruise ship
  02/18/18
(Julia)
Useless Knife Abode
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
saffron spectacular market
  02/18/18
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Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/01/20
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cerise doctorate
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
wild hunting ground
  04/10/18
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Honey-headed crackhouse
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Vermilion Out-of-control Shitlib National
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180 tanning salon
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
180 tanning salon
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Where the Wild Things Are
Passionate azure trump supporter ticket booth
  04/10/18
The Rainbow Fish
Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef
  04/13/18
lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
sticky excitant principal's office
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Razzle Corn Cake Turdskin
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
mildly autistic provocative gaping
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Trip bright personal credit line
  04/13/18
CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
indecent carnelian becky
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Trip bright personal credit line
  04/13/18
Runaway Bunny
White zippy people who are hurt gas station
  04/13/18
Faggots by Larry Kramer
concupiscible bonkers multi-billionaire son of senegal
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
concupiscible bonkers multi-billionaire son of senegal
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Lemon balding den cuckold
  06/05/18
tell your kids about jmaw
Lake Background Story
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Hideous Racy Coldplay Fan
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Citrine university toilet seat
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef
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Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth
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Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
sticky excitant principal's office
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
Razzmatazz filthpig fortuitous meteor
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
thirsty lay associate
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
irradiated center
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Lemon balding den cuckold
  06/16/19
The Jack Tales
copper site foreskin
  10/09/20
The Snake
mind-boggling poppy queen of the night mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/20
Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
impertinent parlor boiling water
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Disgusting office volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling poppy queen of the night mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Dashing canary mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Chocolate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: drunken garnet shrine partner

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: drunken garnet shrine partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Impressive hateful stage

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Dashing canary mexican

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Impressive hateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: indecent carnelian becky

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Dashing canary mexican

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Elite Parlour Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432792)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: cerebral haunted graveyard

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: sable aphrodisiac lodge sandwich

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Supple Senate Goal In Life

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Fishy Incel Area

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Supple Senate Goal In Life

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Point Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812177)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: wild hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Adventurous emerald stead macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: wild hunting ground

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: saffron spectacular market

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: concupiscible bonkers multi-billionaire son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Unhinged box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Razzle Corn Cake Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Adventurous emerald stead macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082850)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: hairraiser self-absorbed locus factory reset button

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Sapphire talented field nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082826)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Idiotic generalized bond

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: jet arousing cruise ship

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Useless Knife Abode

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: saffron spectacular market

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: cerise doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: wild hunting ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Vermilion Out-of-control Shitlib National

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Passionate azure trump supporter ticket booth

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: sticky excitant principal's office

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Razzle Corn Cake Turdskin

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic provocative gaping

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Trip bright personal credit line

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: indecent carnelian becky

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Trip bright personal credit line

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: White zippy people who are hurt gas station

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: concupiscible bonkers multi-billionaire son of senegal

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: concupiscible bonkers multi-billionaire son of senegal

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Lemon balding den cuckold

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Lake Background Story

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Hideous Racy Coldplay Fan

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Citrine university toilet seat

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Cracking Pearl Yarmulke Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: sticky excitant principal's office

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthpig fortuitous meteor

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: thirsty lay associate

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: irradiated center

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Lemon balding den cuckold

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: copper site foreskin

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling poppy queen of the night mad-dog skullcap

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: impertinent parlor boiling water

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)