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scarlet international law enforcement agency
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sooty galvanic jap police squad
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sienna cowardly becky
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Orange Antidepressant Drug
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
cerebral stage
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cerebral stage
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genesis 38:9
Claret Business Firm
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http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
sienna cowardly becky
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Claret Business Firm
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Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
Slippery tan school cafeteria
  04/13/18
valley girl?
sienna cowardly becky
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
wild blue degenerate hissy fit
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Bonkers shrine
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
Spectacular underhanded home ladyboy
  02/18/18
Titcr
beady-eyed temple
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wild blue degenerate hissy fit
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
Flushed nudist national security agency field
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
french indirect expression
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Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
Flushed nudist national security agency field
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insane den
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obsidian wagecucks
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Soul-stirring cerise nowag
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(Jim Kelly)
obsidian wagecucks
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subtle
mint candlestick maker
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dead puce roast beef
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Zombie-like Digit Ratio Immigrant
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Diverse voyeur therapy
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Soul-stirring cerise nowag
  10/09/20
only this
house-broken half-breed
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Multi-colored Casino Gaping
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
hairless sable deer antler rehab
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
laughsome market pervert
  02/18/18
(Julia)
heady round eye whorehouse
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
mint candlestick maker
  02/18/18
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wild blue degenerate hissy fit
  03/01/20
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Bearded doctorate electric furnace
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
obsidian wagecucks
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Bisexual bateful roommate
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Frisky Generalized Bond
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citrine sickened main people liquid oxygen
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Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
citrine sickened main people liquid oxygen
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Where the Wild Things Are
cordovan rough-skinned turdskin
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The Rainbow Fish
Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Disgusting headpube
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I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
Diverse voyeur therapy
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Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin
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The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Exhilarant State People Who Are Hurt
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Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Concupiscible hominid
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
Slippery tan school cafeteria
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Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Concupiscible hominid
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Runaway Bunny
pearly principal's office kitty cat
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
dead puce roast beef
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
dead puce roast beef
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
canary toilet seat boiling water
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tell your kids about jmaw
aromatic sex offender
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
Mind-boggling Insecure Marketing Idea
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
passionate boistinker
  06/05/18
my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin
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wild blue degenerate hissy fit
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Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin
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The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Disgusting headpube
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Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
bearded multi-billionaire philosopher-king
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I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Hairraiser Brilliant Locale Famous Landscape Painting
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my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
Adventurous Garrison
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Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
canary toilet seat boiling water
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The Jack Tales
Razzmatazz chestnut abode fat ankles
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The Snake
sooty galvanic jap police squad
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
magenta tanning salon
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: scarlet international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432344)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: sooty galvanic jap police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432348)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: sienna cowardly becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432457)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Orange Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434342)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: cerebral stage

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184576)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Claret Business Firm

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: sienna cowardly becky

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Claret Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432858)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Slippery tan school cafeteria

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: sienna cowardly becky

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: wild blue degenerate hissy fit

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Bonkers shrine



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Spectacular underhanded home ladyboy

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed temple

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433723)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: wild blue degenerate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Flushed nudist national security agency field

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: french indirect expression

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Flushed nudist national security agency field

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: insane den



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: obsidian wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cerise nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082849)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: obsidian wagecucks

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: mint candlestick maker

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812376)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: dead puce roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184586)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like Digit Ratio Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Diverse voyeur therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cerise nowag



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: house-broken half-breed

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Casino Gaping



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: hairless sable deer antler rehab

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: laughsome market pervert

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: heady round eye whorehouse

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: mint candlestick maker

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: wild blue degenerate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#39678478)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bearded doctorate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: obsidian wagecucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bisexual bateful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Frisky Generalized Bond

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: citrine sickened main people liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: citrine sickened main people liquid oxygen

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: cordovan rough-skinned turdskin

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Disgusting headpube

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Diverse voyeur therapy

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant State People Who Are Hurt

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible hominid

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Slippery tan school cafeteria

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible hominid

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: pearly principal's office kitty cat

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: dead puce roast beef

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: dead puce roast beef

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: canary toilet seat boiling water

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: aromatic sex offender

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Insecure Marketing Idea

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: passionate boistinker

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: wild blue degenerate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Dashing chrome party of the first part foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Disgusting headpube

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: bearded multi-billionaire philosopher-king

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brilliant Locale Famous Landscape Painting

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Garrison

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: canary toilet seat boiling water

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chestnut abode fat ankles

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: sooty galvanic jap police squad

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: magenta tanning salon

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)