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Salmon voyeur psychic
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well-lubricated jew
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contagious really tough guy crackhouse
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Citrine nudist boltzmann quadroon
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The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly mor...
Stimulating gay puppy church
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Stimulating gay puppy church
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genesis 38:9
talented love of her life
  02/18/18
http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm
contagious really tough guy crackhouse
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talented love of her life
  02/18/18
Contemporary English Version She answered, "No! Please...
federal aquamarine sneaky criminal
  04/13/18
valley girl?
contagious really tough guy crackhouse
  06/05/18
Harry Potter
Turquoise vibrant chapel
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Effete Vivacious Black Woman Liquid Oxygen
  02/18/18
Goodnight moon
hyperactive turdskin
  02/18/18
Titcr
arousing becky dragon
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Turquoise vibrant chapel
  04/10/18
2nd place = where the wild things are
bipolar orange indirect expression
  04/10/18
Goodnight Room. Goodnight Bboooom. Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.
heady ultramarine boiling water
  04/10/18
Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.
bipolar orange indirect expression
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Idiotic point
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Aphrodisiac Amber Temple
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Glassy senate
  10/09/20
(Jim Kelly)
Aphrodisiac Amber Temple
  04/10/18
subtle
vigorous volcanic crater
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Apoplectic diverse regret
  06/04/18
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Rambunctious Area
  03/31/19
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garnet pistol library
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Glassy senate
  10/09/20
only this
magenta fragrant ticket booth coffee pot
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big tantric french chef
  10/09/20
Dragons Love Tacos The Gruffalo
Racy Lake Therapy
  02/18/18
lady chatterly
Motley Athletic Conference Telephone
  02/18/18
(Julia)
cerise frisky center
  04/10/18
Green Eggs and Ham
vigorous volcanic crater
  02/18/18
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Turquoise vibrant chapel
  03/01/20
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pungent space
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4
Aphrodisiac Amber Temple
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marvelous talking coldplay fan rehab
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probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like...
Razzmatazz alcoholic pit
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Scarlet Elastic Band Abode
  10/09/20
Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomize...
Scarlet Elastic Band Abode
  10/09/20
Where the Wild Things Are
Mind-boggling Partner Candlestick Maker
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The Rainbow Fish
Coral Hospital Hominid
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lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish. ...
Beady-eyed orchid menage
  04/13/18
I mainly just like that cool looking fish
Coral Hospital Hominid
  03/31/19
He's not cool looking at the end brother
garnet pistol library
  03/31/19
Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring
Coral Hospital Hominid
  03/31/19
The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122
Startling deranged university cuckoldry
  04/13/18
Frog and Toad sorry Libs
Transparent laughsome wrinkle community account
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CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh
federal aquamarine sneaky criminal
  04/13/18
Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it
Transparent laughsome wrinkle community account
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Runaway Bunny
excitant violent lodge
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Faggots by Larry Kramer
Apoplectic diverse regret
  04/13/18
Corduroy (the bear)
Coral Hospital Hominid
  06/04/18
That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By La...
Apoplectic diverse regret
  06/04/18
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Swashbuckling lilac friendly grandma indian lodge
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tell your kids about jmaw
demanding garrison
  06/05/18
Atlas Shrugged
bateful jewess parlour
  06/05/18
Struwwelpeter
Sapphire deep pervert
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my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Coral Hospital Hominid
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Turquoise vibrant chapel
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Coral Hospital Hominid
  10/09/20
The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back a...
Beady-eyed orchid menage
  06/16/19
Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equ...
underhanded idea he suggested pocket flask
  06/16/19
I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3 http...
Useless public bath
  06/16/19
my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the p...
appetizing shitlib
  06/16/19
Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close
Swashbuckling lilac friendly grandma indian lodge
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The Jack Tales
adventurous station windowlicker
  10/09/20
The Snake
well-lubricated jew
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Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.
Cocky Blood Rage
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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Salmon voyeur psychic



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Date: February 18th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated jew



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Date: February 18th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: contagious really tough guy crackhouse



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Citrine nudist boltzmann quadroon



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Stimulating gay puppy church

The one about the blacksmith and the devil. Its possibly more than 5,000 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432739)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Stimulating gay puppy church



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: talented love of her life

genesis 38:9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432743)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: contagious really tough guy crackhouse

http://biblehub.com/2_samuel/13-12.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432854)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: talented love of her life



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: federal aquamarine sneaky criminal

Contemporary English Version

She answered, "No! Please don't force me! This sort of thing isn't done in Israel. It's disgusting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833438)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: contagious really tough guy crackhouse

valley girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185767)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant chapel

Harry Potter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35432752)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Effete Vivacious Black Woman Liquid Oxygen



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: hyperactive turdskin

Goodnight moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433720)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: arousing becky dragon

Titcr

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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812079)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: bipolar orange indirect expression

2nd place = where the wild things are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: heady ultramarine boiling water

Goodnight Room.

Goodnight Bboooom.

Goodnight Cowgoesmoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812151)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: bipolar orange indirect expression

Goodnight Wheezing Willow. Goodnight Moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812175)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Idiotic point



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Amber Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812351)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Glassy senate



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Amber Temple

(Jim Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: vigorous volcanic crater

subtle

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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic diverse regret



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021156)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: garnet pistol library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021157)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Glassy senate



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: magenta fragrant ticket booth coffee pot

only this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833454)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: big tantric french chef



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Racy Lake Therapy

Dragons Love Tacos

The Gruffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433724)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Motley Athletic Conference Telephone

lady chatterly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35433737)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: cerise frisky center

(Julia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812083)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: vigorous volcanic crater

Green Eggs and Ham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35434309)



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Date: March 1st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant chapel



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: pungent space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812358)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Amber Temple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYcq_vxQt4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812361)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: marvelous talking coldplay fan rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz alcoholic pit

probably Goodnight Moon bc it's austere and waspy, it's like "good night random thing" and a picture of a baby rabbit with a blase face, and also the phone is disconnected because only proles actually make calls from the bedroom

but going outside the canon, it's The Hobbit, which was written by an Oxford professor of Old English as a bedtime story for his children, and it features multiple fully-formed conlangs and a detailed religious framework, plus the main characters sing faggy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812488)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Elastic Band Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082813)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Elastic Band Abode

Wait, did I write this? I can't tell anymore with randomized monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082815)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Partner Candlestick Maker

Where the Wild Things Are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35812503)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Coral Hospital Hominid

The Rainbow Fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833367)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchid menage

lol @ bumping this for some fucking commie Rainbow Fish.

"Ooh, your friends will only like you if you equally share that which makes you special! No one can be better than anyone else!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833428)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: Coral Hospital Hominid

I mainly just like that cool looking fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021133)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: garnet pistol library

He's not cool looking at the end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021153)



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Date: March 31st, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Coral Hospital Hominid

Yeah, well, some people say Sharing is Caring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38021172)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Startling deranged university cuckoldry

The battle of convoys HX 229 and SC 122

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833433)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome wrinkle community account

Frog and Toad sorry Libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833443)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: federal aquamarine sneaky criminal

CR or possibly Winnie the Pooh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833509)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome wrinkle community account

Cr waspy "Christopher Robins" probably takes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833573)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: excitant violent lodge

Runaway Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833450)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic diverse regret

Faggots by Larry Kramer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#35833456)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Coral Hospital Hominid

Corduroy (the bear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184532)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic diverse regret

That gay jweish book. I believe it was called Faggots. By Larry Kramer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36184589)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling lilac friendly grandma indian lodge

Rikki Tikki Tavi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185673)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: demanding garrison

tell your kids about jmaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185686)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: bateful jewess parlour

Atlas Shrugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185708)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Sapphire deep pervert

Struwwelpeter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#36185752)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Coral Hospital Hominid

my recent favorite is The Very Hungry Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398853)



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Date: July 28th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: Turquoise vibrant chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38602684)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: Coral Hospital Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082737)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchid menage

The Day the Crayons Quit and The Day the Crayons Came Back are good ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398866)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: underhanded idea he suggested pocket flask

Tcr is goodnight moon, but another lesser known and imho equally good bedtime story is The Big Red Barn. Very soothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398872)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Useless public bath

I recommend this one if you currently have a kid 0-3

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Bed-Pull-Tab-Books/dp/2745981773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398876)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:00 PM
Author: appetizing shitlib

my parents would read the one about the Forest Jew and the poisoned candy he'd hand out to cute little aryan children to me when i was young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398878)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lilac friendly grandma indian lodge

Kipling tales of white empire and it's not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#38398888)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: adventurous station windowlicker

The Jack Tales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082745)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated jew

The Snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082831)



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Date: October 9th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Cocky Blood Rage

Treasure Island. One chapter per night. Truly 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3896880&forum_id=2#41082847)